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EternalYouthCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4905	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Farms Harvested:	471	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to a simpler time? Join our Minecraft server where you can live permanently in the age of your choice! Want to be a carefree toddler again? Done. Want to relive your teenage years filled with angst and rebellion? We got you covered. Or maybe you just want to be a wise old grandpa yelling at kids to get off your lawn. Whatever age you choose, the possibilities are endless on our server! So come join us and never grow up again!

CraftyConflict Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyConflict, Diplomacy, foreign relations, International, iran, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, negotiations, nuclear deal, Peace, Politics, president, revolutionary guard, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Votes:	7750
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

so, like, on this epic minecraft server, we got this new president dude who is, like, totally battling the revolutionary guard to stop a crazy war with israel. it’s, like, intense man. but don’t worry, you can totally escape all that drama by joining our server and building some sick builds. plus, the president dude might even pop in and help you fight off some creepers or something. it’s, like, a wild ride, man. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, while dodging international conflicts and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

PixelPrison: NoGriefIsrael

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, Detainee, discrimination, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, misconduct, NoGriefIsrael, Oppression, Palestinian, PixelPrison, Politics, rape, US, VIOLATION, War Crimes, zero tolerance

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got ZERO TOLERANCE for boring gameplay! just like israel should have zero tolerance for abuse and rape, we have zero tolerance for lame builds and noob players! come join us for some crazy adventures and wild shenanigans! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a griefer, then you’ll regret it BIG TIME. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

IndecisiveCraft

biased decisions, cognitive bias, decision making analysis, decision making behavior, decision making habits, decision making impact, decision making influences, decision making outcomes, decision making patterns, decision making perceptions, decision making process, decision making psychology, decision making research, decision making skills, decision making study, decision making tendencies, Decision-making factors, decision-making strategies, indecision, IndecisiveCraft, slow decision making

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

so, like, u know how sometimes u just can’t make up ur mind about stuff? well, turns out that’s actually a good thing! this new study says that if u take ur time to make decisions, u end up making less biased choices. so, like, join our minecraft server where u can take all the time u need to make decisions and end up being the most fair player ever! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds! so come join us and be the most indecisive, but fair, player ever!

Eclypse SMP: Where creepers are just misunderstood TNT enthusiasts!

Aura skills, BreweryX, CREEPERS, Custom Images, Custom War, discord polls, Dynamic economy, Earth, ECLYPSE, Economy, enthusiasts, Fair Economy, Image Frame, Inviting Community, java bedrock, java players, misunderstood, Optional PvP, PvP, Roleplay, simple voice chat, smp, Tnt, Towns & Nations, voting system, War system

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	311571	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Potions Brewed:	93
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Eclypse SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Earth	-1:924 scale world of Earth! Along with a separate world for extra resources!
	Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
Economy	Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and selling to spawn using /spawn!
Aura Skills	Custom Skills Plugin that allows you to get better stats in each category. Do /skills to see!
Discord Polls	Players vote on things such as features and overall changes to the server!
Inviting Community	Toxic behavior is not tolerated.
Optional PvP	You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed.
Custom War	We use a custom war system, to make wars as fair with 1 attack and 1 defense on each capital!
Java & Bedrock	Play on any device you want.

FAQ

Can Java Players use Simple Voice Chat?

Yes, Java Players are able to use Simple Voice Chat to improve Roleplay.

Are custom images supported with Image Frame?

Yes, Image Frame supports custom images.

What is BreweryX?

BreweryX is a feature that allows players to brew custom potions.

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can join the server and find more information on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/EVK3JDRw

ChinaVsAmerica Minecraft Server

America, China, ChinaVsAmerica, economic powerhouse, foreign policy, geopolitical influence, global affairs, global competition., global dominance, Global influence, global leadership, global power, global supremacy, international power struggle, international relations, Minecraft, national identity, national pride, political influence, Server, superpower rivalry, world leadership, world superpower

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Runes Activated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose whether China or America leads the world! That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, now you can engage in epic battles to determine the fate of the world!

Join us and witness crazy alliances being formed, unexpected betrayals, and intense political drama all within the world of Minecraft. Will you fight for the glory of China or the freedom of America? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures along the way. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

GoldMedalGrind Minecraft SMP

athletes, Competition, Doping, Endurance, Exercise, Gold medals, GoldMedalGrind, health, medication, mental health, Minecraft, nutrition, Performance, physical health, physical therapy, PRESSURE, professional athletes, Recovery, smp, sports, stress, success, Training

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secret conspiracy behind why all the gold medal-winning athletes suddenly need medication in their 20s! Maybe it’s because they’ve been secretly training in Minecraft all this time and their bodies can’t handle the intense virtual workouts. Or perhaps they’ve been battling secret mobs in the game that have been draining their health points. Either way, you won’t know until you join and start digging for answers (literally, because mining is a big part of Minecraft)! So come on in and see if you can uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon. Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every week for our most dedicated players!

NoBacklessDressWeddingWoes

appropriate attire, backless dress, beach wedding, black dress, destination wedding, dress code, family event, fashion choice., father daughter, formal wear, jamaica, NoBacklessDressWeddingWoes, skimpy dress, wedding attire, wedding date, wedding dress, wedding etiquette, wedding fashion, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding outfit

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Towns Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	New Chunks Explored:	131149

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have weddings on the beach in Jamaica every day! Dress code? Non-standard, of course! We encourage black backless dresses that are a little on the skimpy side – the skimpier, the better!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza like no other, where divorced dads and their daughters can bond over questionable fashion choices. Who needs a clear dress code when you can wear whatever the heck you want?

Don’t be an asshole, join our server and let the wedding shenanigans begin!

Chatting with Cleo – Minecraft SMP

Chatting, Cleo, Communication, Conversation, Curiosity, dialogue, dream conversation, FAMOUS, historical figure, History, hypothetical, imagination, Impactful, influential, Insights, interview, knowledge, learn, Minecraft, past, perspective, questions, smp, wisdom

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and you could have a chance to chat with historical figures like Abraham Lincoln, Cleopatra, or even a T-Rex (if time travel is involved)! Imagine the epic conversations you could have – asking Cleopatra for beauty tips, getting political advice from Lincoln, or discussing the best hunting strategies with a T-Rex. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to mingle with the legends of the past in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

CraftyHappyLand

achievement, balance, Contentment, CraftyHappyLand, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happy, hobbies, joy, Laughter, Life, love, mindfulness, Passion, positivity, purpose, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7841	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Do you know what makes me happy in life? Mining for diamonds in a virtual world where creepers explode and zombies chase you around like they’re late for a brain buffet! And you know where you can experience all of this chaotic fun? Our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and the villagers are always up to some shenanigans. Join us if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT or ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry skeletons. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a sneaky enderman, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!