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Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of three players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with endless possibilities. But this was no ordinary land – it was a land where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers sang karaoke on Friday nights.

Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle, building a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and taming a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare yourself for a thresome of epic proportions!

BalkCraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a lava pit in the Nether! Join us for the “It’s Hot Weather Again Edition” where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always on fire (literally).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing sunglasses. The player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the loot. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets bragging rights and a chicken-shaped trophy made out of solid gold (not really, but we can dream).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s hot, it’s crazy, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. See you in the game, adventurer!

SecretMC Server: AITAH Miscarriage

AITAH, birth control, Communication, decision, emotional, family, Grief, Guilt, Honesty, in-laws, miscarriage, Pregnancy, privacy, relationships, secret, SecretMC, sensitivity, Server, shame, sharing, Support, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	681096
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	216	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of being asked when you’re going to have kids on every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the constant baby pressure from your virtual family.

We understand the struggles of dealing with nosy relatives, which is why our server is a safe space for all. No more awkward conversations about pregnancies and miscarriages, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine dedicated to your virtual baby, you’ll have good luck in finding diamonds. And if you accidentally misclick and destroy it, don’t worry – we won’t judge you like your in-laws would.

So come join us on this epic adventure and leave the baby drama behind. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Let’s build some virtual memories together, one block at a time!

FurballFiascoCraft

accessibility, communication breakdown, discrimination, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, ENGAGEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family traditions, family trip, fiancé’s dog, FurballFiascoCraft, inclusion, parental expectations, pet ownership, pet-friendly travel, relationship boundaries, Respect, seeing-eye dog, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all creatures, even seeing-eye dogs! Join us for some family-friendly fun where everyone is welcome, except for discriminatory parents.

Imagine a world where your furry companion can roam free and help you navigate through the pixelated landscapes. Our server is a safe haven for all, whether you have two legs or four.

Don’t be like the OP’s parents in this story, who couldn’t handle the idea of a seeing-eye dog joining their family trip. Instead, join us and experience a world where inclusivity and acceptance reign supreme.

So come on over and bring your trusty sidekick along for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find some diamond blocks with their help! Join now and let the fun begin!

FakinIt2MakinIt Minecraft SMP

Confidence, determination, fake it until you make it, FakinIt2MakinIt, goal-setting, imposter syndrome, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positive thinking, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-empowerment, smp, success

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and fake it ’til you make it like never before! We’ve got players who have convinced everyone they’re actually Minecraft gods, when in reality they can barely build a dirt hut. But hey, confidence is key, right?

One player even pretended to be a Minecraft wizard and convinced everyone he could summon diamonds out of thin air. Spoiler alert: he couldn’t, but it was hilarious watching everyone believe him for a while.

So if you want to join a server where you can pretend to be a Minecraft pro and get away with it, come join us! Just remember, fake it ’til you make it, baby!

Ex-Perience Dysfunction

Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, criticism, Dysfunction, emotional intelligence, ex, Experience, forgiveness, healing, introspection, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, unresolved issues

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ores Mined:	3400
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of your ex constantly telling you what’s wrong with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that you’re actually a block-building genius! Our server is so awesome that even your ex will be begging to join just to see what all the fuss is about. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server will make your ex magically disappear from your life forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to your ex and hello to endless fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft!

AllergyCraft: No Lawsuits Here!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5453
Alien Abductions:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also watch disney+ at the same time? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the disney movies u can watch while u mine and build ur epic creations.

also, did u know that joining this server will make u immune to all allergies? yup, that’s right! no more sneezing or itching, just pure gaming bliss.

oh, and did i mention that playing on this server will give u the ability to fly in real life? yeah, u heard me right. just log on and suddenly u’ll be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this magical server where dreams come true and allergies disappear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

MicrobeCraft

appliance care, Bacteria, cleaning tips, cooking equipment, Food Safety, household bacteria, household items, hygiene, Kitchen Appliances, kitchen bacteria, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen germs, kitchen health, kitchen hygiene, kitchen maintenance, kitchen maintenance tips, kitchen microbiome, kitchen sanitation, MicrobeCraft, Microbiome, microwave oven

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

so, like, have you ever thought about your microwave oven having its own little world of tiny creatures living inside? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s totally a thing! join us and explore the microscopic universe of your microwave oven’s microbiome!

imagine tiny villagers living inside, crafting tiny tools and battling against evil mold monsters. you can be their hero, their savior, their tiny god!

but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to explore the wonders of the microwave oven microbiome, but you also get to ride giant chickens into battle, tame explosive llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a game! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

bagel 2

building, Challenges, Community, Events, Exploration, gameplay, grind, java, join now, Linktree, Mods, multiplayer, new launch, Players, Resources, smp, socials, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	81
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

java 1.21 vanilla smp server! just launched! join now if you want to grind a brand new vanilla smp! our website is bagel2.net, and you can find our socials through the linktree linked in the social tab

mc.bagel2.net

Berry Middle School

admin applications, admins, Anarchy, Berry Middle School, Minecraft, No hacking, Non-PTW, PvE, PvP, setting homes, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Emeralds Found:	3846	Zombie Dances:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

this is a non ptw cool pvp and pve server pvp alwase on have fun! tpa setting homes is on if you need help contact one of the admins online admin apllycations might be open NO HACKING!

berrygang.org