jacksucksatstuff – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

EpicFailCraft

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Remember that time you thought you found the perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it was as exciting as watching grass grow in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it, they built a castle out of diamonds and rode around on a pig wearing a crown. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers boogie down to the beat of their own explosive drum, and if you’re lucky, they might even drop a disco ball for you to party with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by Endermen. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

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K-PopCraft: Doctor’s Strike Edition

DOCTORS, Doctors strike, Edition, emergency medical response, government intervention., healthcare crisis, healthcare crisis management, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare management, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, healthcare workers, healthcare workers’ rights., KpopCraft, medical emergency, medical professionals, medical services, Medical Treatment, national emergency, patient care, public health, south korea, strike

come join our epic minecraft server where south korea is in chaos cuz all the doctors are on strike! the only way to save the day is by building hospitals and curing all the sick villagers! but watch out for the evil mobs trying to stop you! join now and be the hero south korea needs!

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Love Block Balance

available men, available women, balance, BLOCK, dating options, findings, gender ratio, love, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, negative implications, overabundance, perceived sex ratio, psychological impacts, relationships, research, scarcity, single adults, social dynamics, study, young adults

so like, this server is like, the perfect balance of dudes and chicks, ya know? like, we got just the right amount of single peeps for ya to mingle with. not too many, not too few. just right.

join our server and find your perfect minecraft soulmate. no more feeling lonely or overwhelmed by too many options. we got the perfect balance for ya.

come on in and see for yourself. we guarantee you’ll find love, or at least a really cool mining buddy. either way, you win! so what are you waiting for? join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and pixels. it’s gonna be epic!

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Plain Jane’s Peaks and Valleys SMP: No Peeking at the Whitelist!

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Server Name	Plains n’ Peaks
Server Type	Private Minecraft SMP (Java Only)
Player Age Range	14-20
Server Pace	Relaxed, Not fast-paced
Features	Events, Vanilla Experience, Quality of Life Plugins, Simple Voice Chat Mod

FAQ

How can I apply to join Plains n’ Peaks?

To apply, please use the following link: Apply Here

What are the requirements to join?

Having a Discord account
Minecraft Java Edition account
Having a microphone and a computer that can run Simple Voice Chat mod (not mandatory but recommended)

What sets Plains n’ Peaks apart from other servers?

Plains n’ Peaks focuses on creating a safe and fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft without the need for extreme grinding or automated farms. It values socialization and community building among players.

What kind of events does Plains n’ Peaks host?

Plains n’ Peaks hosts various events for players to participate in, including mini-games, build contests, and group activities. These events aim to foster camaraderie among players and create memorable experiences.

Can I invite my friends to join Plains n’ Peaks?

Plains n’ Peaks is a private server for a select group of friends and acquaintances. However, if you know someone who meets the age requirements and is interested in joining, they can apply through the application link provided.

”’> SoulCraft Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where souls are the currency and being soulless is the ultimate power move! Join us if you want to trade souls for epic loot, battle soul-sucking monsters, and maybe even make a deal with the devil himself (just kidding…or are we?).

Our server is home to the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant roller coaster that takes you through the depths of the underworld or a castle made entirely of souls (don’t worry, they were all willingly donated…we think).

But the real reason to join our server is the community. We’re a bunch of soulful souls who love to have a good time, whether it’s organizing soul auctions, hosting soul-themed costume parties, or just hanging out in our soul spa (yes, it’s a thing).

So come on over to >soul>soulless and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where souls are the name of the game. Just be careful not to lose your own…or do, if you’re feeling daring!

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Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while sipping on some cocoa because why not? Join us for some outrageous AI chatbot shenanigans and get ready for some wild stories!

Google has added an Audio Overview to NotebookLM, allowing two AI hosts to chat about the latest data – because who doesn’t want to listen in on that juicy AI gossip?

OpenAI has released o1-latest, trained with a built-in CoT prompt – because our AI chatbots need to stay on top of the latest trends, obviously.

But wait, there’s more! OpenAI has also dropped the latest gpt-4o-2024-08-06 snapshot which supports Structured Outputs and chatgpt-4o-latest which will continuously be updated to the ChatGPT version to the API – because our AI chatbots are always evolving, just like a good Minecraft base.

Join us on our Minecraft SMP and check out our SillyTavern frontend, where things get wacky and wild. Or hop over to RisuAI for some AI madness that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about Agnai, where the chatbots are always up to something mischievous.

Need some bots to spice up your Minecraft experience? We’ve got you covered with CharacterHub, Realm, Char-Archive, and more. Because who needs regular old Minecraft mobs when you can have AI chatbots instead?

So come on over to our Minecraft SMP and dive into the world of AI chatbots, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. Join us for some botmaking fun, crazy meta events, and maybe even sharpen your ears for some top-secret AI chatbot conversations. See you there!

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VeganVibesCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take dietary preferences to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating a world where the only food available is vegan-friendly.

Our server is perfect for vegans, vegetarians, and even carnivores who want to challenge themselves to eat only plant-based foods. We have special challenges where you must survive on a diet of fried tofu and veggies only – can you handle the tofu-tastic adventure?

But beware, we have a strict rule – no animal products allowed! Just like the strict vegan SIL in the story above, we expect all players to respect the vegan way of life. If you dare to sneak a bite of chicken or eggs, be prepared for the wrath of our vegan overlords!

So come join us on our vegan Minecraft server, where the only thing more outrageous than our dietary restrictions are the insane stories you’ll create along the way!

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ScamCraft: The New Normal

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you the most outrageous scams that are so normalized, you won’t even realize you’re being scammed!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being duped in the most creative ways possible. From fake diamond giveaways to invisible lava traps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to participate in our exclusive “Find the Non-existent End Portal” event, where players will search endlessly for a portal that doesn’t actually exist. It’s the ultimate test of your patience and gullibility!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the madness of being scammed in the most hilarious ways possible. Remember, it’s not a scam if you’re having fun…right?

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SushiCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action that even japan is scrambling jets! russian aircraft circling around like they’re lost in a maze but don’t worry, we got you covered with our crazy adventures and non-stop fun. join now before the jets come for you too!

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CraftyUkrainePeace

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LOL ukraine be like “no peace plan for me, thanks!” but we say JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER for ultimate peace and chaos! our server is like a wild west saloon mixed with a unicorn disco party. we got dragons flying around and pigs riding on chickens, it’s a real hootenanny! come join us and be part of the craziest adventure you’ve ever had in your blocky life! trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with joy! BOOM!

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