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MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ores Mined:	1325
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server with their superior farming skills? Join us and witness the epic battle between players and the moo-tants! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of drama on any other server. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

TVHorrorCraft

bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, creepy, Disturbing, fear, Grotesque, Gruesome, hair-raising, Horror, Macabre, Panic, Scary, Shocking.., spine-chilling, Suspense, television, Terrifying, Terror, Thriller, TVHorrorCraft, unnerving

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dimension Hops:	5
Potions Brewed:	106	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old TV shows and movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing horrifying is how much fun you’ll be having! Watch out for the killer sheep that roam the lands, the zombie villagers who throw wild dance parties, and the creepers who are just looking for a hug (spoiler alert: it’s a deadly hug). Join us if you dare, but beware – you may never want to leave!

OlympicRailCraft

commuters, Delays, DiSRuPtiON, Event, France, French train networks, Infrastructure, line sabotage, maintenance, OlympicRailCraft, olympics, Passengers, public transit, Railway, Repair, Restored, SECURITY, service, sports event, Transportation, travel

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	95
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

So, like, you know how the French train networks got all messed up cuz some crazy person was like “let’s sabotage this shiz before the Olympics”? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that chaos! It’s a freakin’ paradise of blocky goodness where you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual trains while trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft land. Who needs the Olympics when you can compete in epic building battles with your fellow gamers? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden track on our server, you’ll unlock a magical portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the games begin! Just watch out for any suspicious characters lurking around the tracks…they might be up to no good.

TikTokCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

addiction, digital addiction, digital platform, Entertainment, gen z, humor, internet culture, madness, mental health, mental hospital, mental illness, Minecraft, Online Community, popular app, social commentary, social media, social-networking, tiktok, Tiktokcraft, trends, Ultimate, unsupervised, video sharing, viral videos

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

hey u, ya u, listen up! have u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a kangaroo on caffeine? well, look no further cuz this server is like tiktok on steroids! imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the macarena.

join us and experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, battling a dragon with a rubber chicken, and taming a pet zombie named fred. we’ve got more memes than a cat video marathon and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party.

so why wait? join now and see why tiktok is simply an unsupervised mental hospital. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

PesticidePvP: CancerCraft

agriculture, cancer incidence, CancerCraft, carcinogens, Chemicals, disease prevention, environmental health, epidemiology, health, Impact, long-term effects, lung cancer, pesticide use, PesticidePvP, public health, research, risk factors, smoking, study, tobacco, toxicology, U.S

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	8123
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, have i got the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like playing minecraft on steroids!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the trees are made of candy. u can ride on a unicorn and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s like a crazy acid trip, but in minecraft form.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house out of diamonds and gold. u can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against other players. u can even summon a giant chicken to do ur bidding. the possibilities are endless!

so why wait? join this insane minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of ur life. who needs reality when u have a server this epic? come join us and let the craziness begin!

The Mystery Slayers SMP

Adventure, building, Challenges, co-op, Community, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, multiplayer, Mystery, ONLINE, Ranks, Sandbox, Server, SLAYERS, smp, Survival, virtual

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Potions Brewed:	51

The Mystery Slayers SMP is a Minecraft SMP that lets u play survival Minecraft with others there are ranks money and other good stuff to do in The Mystery Slayers SMP.

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Nothing But Trees SMP: A Vanilla Minecraft Server for Grown-Ups Only!

application server, communicative, Community, continents, Datapacks, Discord, Empires, GrownUps, INCLUSIVE, legitimate copy, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Oakington, Requirements, Season, Server, smp, Survival, Trees, Vanilla, voice chat mod, Welcoming

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Emeralds Found:	8492	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Oakington Minecraft Server Overview

Number of Members	~80 members
Established	2019 (5 years)
Server Type	Private survival multiplayer server
Season	7th season starting on 1.20
Features	Gameplay enhancing datapacks, crafting tweaks, Voice Chat Mod
Player Diversity	Players from across all continents

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the requirements to join the server?	Must be over 16 years old Be communicative and talk with others Own a legitimate copy of Minecraft: Java Edition
How can I join the Oakington Minecraft Server?	Visit the Discord Application server at https://discord.gg/Jv3GdK9WvJ

EliteCraft Minecraft Server

caste system, Colonialism, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Elite, EliteCraft, england, ethnicity, Globalization, Hierarchy, imperialism, India, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, Privilege, proletarians, Race, Racial segregation, Server, social class, social stratification, wealth gap

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Come join our server, where the differences are as clear as the difference between India and England! We’ve got players from all walks of life, creating a melting pot of chaos and hilarity. Explore a world where anything is possible and where the only limit is your imagination. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. See you on the server, mate!

HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

$100 Australian, 10 cents, ATARI name, Atari tokens, Atri, blocky, Brain, Crypto, dirt cheap, dumb idea, education, hypothetical question, HypotheticalCraft, Investment, loose change, new fag, nostalgia rare, reserve, rocking horse shit, Shill, smp, TEASERS

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

TwinSisSlumber Minecraft Server

anxiety, attitude, Bed.., Bonding, comfort, Comments.., cousins, Cuddling, Defense, family, Harmless, Minecraft, overreacting, reaction, Server, sharing, Siblings, Situation, Support, Twins, TwinSisSlumber, vacation, weirded out

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Towns Built:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2703
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as sharing a bed with your twin sisters on vacation? Look no further! Our server is all about family bonding and cuddle sessions while watching anime together.

Join us for a unique experience where you can build epic structures with your siblings and defend them against creepers and zombies. Just like how you defended your sisters from your cousin’s weird comments back home.

Don’t let anyone tell you that sleeping in the same bed with your sisters is weird. Embrace the love and support that comes with it, just like the love and support you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a wholesome and heartwarming Minecraft adventure. And remember, family cuddles are always welcome here!