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ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	54577
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Emeralds Found:	6445
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

SeineSwimShow2024

#sustainability, 2024 olympics, city, clean water, cleanliness, demonstration, Environmental awareness, Event, France, Mayor, Paris, public health, river, seine, SeineSwimShow2024, Showcase, showcase event, sports, swimming, urban development, water quality

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ores Mined:	670
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the paris mayor swims in the seine river to prove how clean it is for the 2024 olympics! if he can swim in it, you can definitely build a sick castle on it! plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests at the bottom of the river filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. dive in and claim your riches before the mayor beats you to it! also, the fish in the river are rumored to grant wishes if you catch them, so start fishing for your dreams today on our server!

NukeShelterInsurance

catastrophic events, disaster preparedness, emergency provisions, fallout shelters, insurance claims, insurance coverage, insurance policies, insurance protection, nuclear apocalypse, Nuclear Disaster, nuclear fallout, nuclear fallout shelters, nuclear hazard coverage, nuclear hazards, nuclear war, NukeShelterInsurance, risk management, survival planning

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Chimeras Created:	2

yo, so like, imagine this: in a world where everything is all messed up from a nuclear apocalypse, there’s this one server that’s like, the bomb (literally). we got fallout shelters for days, man. but get this, the only way to get coverage is by joining our server. like, how crazy is that?

we got mutated mobs that are actually kinda cute in a weird way. like, picture a zombie pigman with three heads and a rainbow afro. yeah, that’s what we’re working with here.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, we got that too. but you gotta be quick, ’cause the radioactive spiders guarding it are no joke.

so come join us on the server where the only thing more explosive than the bombs is the fun we’re having. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietCraze

aging, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive preservation, dietary habits, elderly individuals, elderly women, Healthy Eating, long-term study, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, MinecraftMedDietCraze, nutrition, preventative measures, research study, risk reduction, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like eatin’ a Mediterranean diet for ur brain, ya feel me? Like, if u wanna reduce ur risk of bein’ a total noob and forgettin’ where u put ur diamonds, dis server is da place to be!

We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!

Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!

Minty Clique Minecraft Server

belonging, Clique, Drama, exclusion, fitting in, Friends, friendship, gossip, group, high school, Insecurity, Minecraft, Mint, Minty, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, peer influence, peer pressure, Popularity, relationships, Rumors, Server, social circle

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ores Mined:	5019	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of being left out of the cool kids’ group on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Mint is not just a part of the clique, he IS the clique! Join us for epic adventures, crazy parties, and exclusive access to Mint’s secret stash of enchanted diamonds. Don’t miss out on the chance to be besties with Mint and rule the Minecraft world together!

Blocky Closeted Republicans Minecraft Server

BIBLE, blocky, Closeted, CONSERVATIVE, discrimination, equality, executive, Faggots, gay dating app, GRINDR, Hypocrisy, Jesus, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, prejudice, Republican National Convention, republicans, Server, Sin, super bowl

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Republican National Convention? Look no further! Our server is so gay-friendly, even Grindr executives are calling it their Super Bowl! Join us and unleash your inner rainbow warrior as you build, mine, and slay dragons with fellow LGBTQ+ gamers. Who needs politics when you have pixelated adventures waiting for you? Plus, we have cookies… and by cookies, we mean virtual cookies in-game. So come on, join us and let’s show those closeted faggots how to have a fabulous time in Minecraft!

SisterMILBlocker Minecraft Server

children’s online safety, Communication Issues, confronting family members, digital boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, inappropriate content, MIL drama, Minecraft, monitoring children’s online activity, online etiquette, parenting, privacy concerns, protecting personal space, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, SisterMILBlocker, social media boundaries, toxic relationships

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, Facebook fiascos, and MIL madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your sister’s MIL’s nieces start scrolling through your Facebook feed. That’s right, they’re lurking on your page, reading all your posts about the former president getting shot at. Talk about inappropriate! But fear not, because on our server, you can block them faster than you can say “block button”.

Join us for a server where the drama never stops, the family dynamics are more twisted than a vine in a jungle biome, and the MILs are more toxic than a potion of poison. Will your sister blame you for blocking her MIL? Will the nieces ever learn to stay off social media? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions – because on this server, anything can happen!

NoCarNoCash16

16th birthday, Allowance, Cadillac Escalade, CAR, child support, custody, cutting off financially, DAUGHTER, disabled, entitled, family, hurtful, lawsuit, Lawyer, mobility issues, no contact, NoCarNoCash16, relationship, Resentment, Rude, Wedding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7452	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Void Gems Collected:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family feuds? Look no further than our server, where the only family drama you’ll find is between the villagers and the pillagers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. And the best part? No one will be calling you up to yell at you for giving away a car!

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions instead? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real world behind!

TwatCraft Minecraft Server

annoying drivers, automotive community, automotive culture, car enthusiasts, car exhausts, car modifications, car noise pollution, disrespectful drivers, inconsiderate behavior, loud cars, loud exhausts, Minecraft, noisy cars, obnoxious vehicles, road noise, Server, TWAT, TwatCraft, vehicle customization, vehicle etiquette, vehicle mufflers, vehicle noise, vehicle sound levels

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of noisy cars ruining your peaceful Minecraft experience? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-noise policy for vehicles! That’s right, no revving engines or honking horns allowed. Join us and enjoy the sweet sound of silence as you mine, build, and explore without any twats ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any noisy car offenders trying to crash the party. So come on over and experience a noise-free paradise like no other!

CraftyCommentCrafts

Comments.., Communication, CraftyCommentCrafts, digital communication, digital platform, facebook, internet, Online Community, online presence, photos, Posts, Social Interaction, social media, social media engagement, social media platforms, social media trends., social media usage, social networking sites, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7849	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Facebook drama? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is the new social media hotspot where you can build, mine, and troll your friends in a virtual world that’s way more exciting than your aunt’s cat memes. Say goodbye to endless scrolling and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Join now and become the ultimate social media influencer in the world of blocks and creepers!

CommieCraft: Running Out of Ammo

Ammo, arms race, CommieCraft, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military strategy, offensive, Running, russia, scaling back, soviet union, Soviet-era weaponry, stockpiles, Ukraine, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Potions Brewed:	143	Ores Mined:	1715
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

come join our server for a wild ride like no other! we have so much soviet-era weaponry that russia is running out! you gotta join before they take it all back! our battles in ukraine are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of the action! plus, our players are so skilled, they’ll make you question if they’re actually real or just bots! don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for the ultimate minecraft experience!