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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2923 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6324 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
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