jacked off – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Creeper Massage Parlor: Where Minecraft meets relaxation and questionable inquiries!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.
Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

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TimeWarpingGamer – Minecraft SMP
Alternate Reality, CHANGE, Decisions, do-over, hindsight, hypothetical scenarios, lessons learned, life choices, Minecraft, missed opportunities, opportunity, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, second chance, self improvement, smp, time travel, TimeWarpingGamer, turn back time, what if, Wishful thinking
Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where anything goes!
Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Or maybe you dream of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Time Turner, a magical device that allows you to turn back time and change the course of history. Imagine all the crazy shenanigans you could get up to with that kind of power!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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AwkwardCraft – Keep Calm and Mine On!
awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward family moments, awkward moment, AwkwardCraft, Calm, coping mechanisms, cringe-worthy moments, dealing with awkwardness, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing stories, family dynamics, Family Events, family gathering, family relationships, family reunions, handling awkward moments, navigating awkward situations, social awkwardness, social situations, uncomfortable family gatherings, uncomfortable situations
Have you ever accidentally walked in on your grandma doing the Macarena in her underwear at a family gathering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape those cringeworthy moments by diving into a world where the only awkward encounters you’ll have are with creepers and zombies!
Join us for a wild ride where you can build a castle to hide from embarrassing family members, or embark on epic quests to retrieve the secret family recipe for Aunt Mildred’s infamous meatloaf. With endless possibilities and hilarious mishaps waiting around every corner, this server is the perfect escape from awkward family gatherings.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave those awkward moments behind for good!

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MuskCraft Server: Ex-Twitter Edition
compensation, discrimination, Edition, employee rights, employment dispute, employment rights, Ex-Twitter, ExTwitter, hardcore email, labor laws, lawsuit, legal battle, legal victory, Musk, MuskCraft, Server, silicon valley, social media, tech industry, unfair dismissal, Whistleblower, worker, workplace ethics, wrongful termination
so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the owner is, like, an ex-twitter worker who got fired for sending an email to elon musk calling him a ‘hardcore’ dude. now he’s all rich and stuff from winning £470,000 for unfair dismissal. but instead of, like, buying a yacht or something, he decides to create the most epic minecraft server ever.
why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, the owner is, like, super chill and will give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. also, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off creepers with your bare hands.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant statue of elon musk in the spawn area? yeah, it’s made entirely out of gold blocks and shoots fireworks out of its eyes every hour on the hour.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as elon musk himself, then come join us for some hardcore fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv
aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, kyiv, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, putin, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal
so, like, u kno how putin was all like “imma take over ukraine” but then he was like “nah, gotta defend russia instead”? well, u should join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and action u need, just like putin and ukraine! build ur own empire and defend it against crazy dictators like putin (jk, he’s not actually on the server, but u get the idea). come join the chaos and see if u can come out on top!

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PeakCraft: Blocktopia
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Yo, bro, have you ever thought about what it would be like to live in a world where there are more people than ever before? Well, guess what, on our server, that’s exactly what’s happening! We’ve got so many players that it’s like a never-ending party, except instead of snacks, we’ve got diamonds and creepers!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re surrounded by a mob of players all trying to trade with you or challenge you to a duel. It’s chaos, but it’s the best kind of chaos. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PVP arena. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into cute little bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.
So why should you join? Because where else are you going to find a server with this much action, this many players, and this many crazy mods? It’s like a never-ending party that you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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CraftyParentz
Bonding, children, Communication, Connection, CraftyParentz, emotional health, family, findings, good relationship, humor, humor in parenting, Laughter, Parent-child relationship, parenting, Parenting Style, parents, Positive, relationships, study, survey, well-being
join dis minecraft server if u want to have a better relationship with ur parents, cuz apparently if u play on dis server u gonna be laughin so much dat u gonna be besties with ur mom and dad. like, seriously, if u want ur parents to stop yellin at u and start crackin jokes instead, dis is the place to be. we got so much humor dat u gonna be rollin on the floor laughin all day long. trust me, ur parents gonna be like, “wow, dis kid is so funny now, i wanna hang out with them all the time.” so come on over and join dis server, cuz we all about dat funny life.

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Bob’s Adult-Only SMP Adventure: No kids allowed, unless you’re really 18+!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ SMP Community
Version	1.21
Land Claims	No land claims, but protection plugins installed
Server Reset	Never
Economy	Diamonds as currency, shopping district at spawn
Rules	No discrimination or racism, friendly banter

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no land claims on this server, but there are protection plugins in place to rollback any grief or stealing.

2. Will the server reset in the future?

No, the server will never reset, so you can take breaks and come back to your progress intact.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The economy is similar to Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is a shopping district at spawn where you can buy and sell items.

4. Is the server more focused on building or technical aspects?

The server is more build-oriented and limited on the technical aspect for server performance reasons. The community is into big, ambitious projects, so you will find impressive builds around.

5. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

If you leave the Discord server, it will be considered as your departure from the Minecraft server. You will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability.

GF Memorial Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be asking yourself, “Why didn’t he just fuck a 12 year old prostitute? Or maybe, Edo Tensei his dead gf and fuck her zombie pussy?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to push the boundaries and have a good time. Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

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TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes
athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!
But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.
So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

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BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server
adenomyosis, Apology, BabyBumpCraft, Communication, emotional turmoil, Endometriosis, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, hurtful text, infertility struggles, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy journey, pregnant sister, Server, sibling rivalry, Support, trying to conceive, TTC
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pregnancy announcements! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive sibling relationships and baby fever like you’ve never seen before.
Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually get along? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring your pregnant sister until she apologizes to you for being a total buzzkill about your own pregnancy plans. Who needs family bonding when you can have family drama instead?
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic saga of a sister who can’t handle the fact that you’re finally pregnant and ready to start a family of your own. Will you forgive her and make amends, or will you continue to hide your pregnancy from your own family just to avoid the drama? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained? See you there!

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