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Crafty Creeper Massage Parlor: Where Minecraft meets relaxation and questionable inquiries!

Advertised Prices, Asian culture, Asian Massage, Boundaries, Breach the Subject, Communication, consent, convenience, Crafty, creeper, funny business, inquiries, jacked off, Loss, MASSAGE, Massage Parlors, meets, Minecraft, Offending, PARLOR, Perverts, Professionalism, Questionable, Regular Massage, Relaxation, Respect, social etiquette, Tips, Tug Shack

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

DrunkCraft: The Ultimate Fail Server

alcohol, alcohol-fueled mistakes, alcohol-induced actions, bad decisions, drunk mistakes, drunk shenanigans, DrunkCraft, drunken mishaps, embarrassing drunk moments, embarrassing drunk stories, embarrassing moments, Fail, intoxicated behavior, intoxicated blunders, intoxicated regrets, regretful behavior, regrets, regrettable drunken behavior, remorse, Server, shame, Ultimate, worst thing done drunk

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing drunk here is our creativity! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and questionable decision-making fueled by imaginary Minecraft cocktails.

Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky at warp speed? Or maybe create a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Well, on our server, the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve woken up with a hangover and regretted your life choices.

But don’t worry, we’ve all been there. In fact, one time a player built an entire city out of TNT blocks while under the influence, only to accidentally set it off and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of chaos. It was both tragic and hilarious, and a reminder to always play Minecraft responsibly (or not, we won’t judge).

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild – just remember to hydrate and maybe lay off the virtual tequila shots. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

DunnCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, cover up, death, diplomatic immunity, DunnCraft, extradition, family, Government, grieving family, Harry Dunn, inquest, international relations, investigation, Justice, legal battle, Minecraft, obstruction, road safety, Server, traffic accident, Tragedy, uk news, US

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dimension Hops:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we build the most insane structures like giant toilets and flying llamas. we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and golden apples. the admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect us from griefers. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went to the moon. join now and be part of our wacky adventures!

CraftyCommies vs FrenchFries

armenia, arms sales, arms trade, CraftyCommies, defense industry, defense procurement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, French, FrenchFries, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military conflict, military cooperation, military equipment, military hardware, political backlash, Political Criticism, regional stability, russia, strategic alliances

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

so like, this server is lit af cuz we got russian spies tryna sabotage the french arm sales to armenia. like, imagine being in the middle of a minecraft battle and suddenly a wild russian spy appears, trying to blow up all the french arm supplies. it’s like a real-life spy movie but in minecraft, fam. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of international espionage while building dope creations in the game. plus, we got free virtual vodka shots for all players who join. da, comrade, let’s make this server great again!

AquaCooledCraft

adaptation, ancient civilizations, ancient technology, AquaCooledCraft, climate control, cooling mechanisms, cooling systems, environmental factors, Evolution, History, Human Behavior, human biology, human evolution, humans, innovation, natural selection, physiological changes, Survival, Technology, thermal regulation, Watercooled

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where humans are watercooled cuz why not? imagine walking around in the game and suddenly you start dripping water from your ears like a leaky faucet. it’s totally normal here, trust us.

we have a secret underground society of talking llamas who are obsessed with disco music. they throw the best parties in the game, complete with rainbow lasers and confetti cannons. you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a llama in a sequined suit.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky on jetpacks, dropping bacon bombs on unsuspecting players below. it’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

so why wait? come join our wacky world where anything is possible, and where being watercooled is just the beginning. see you in the game, fellow adventurers!

DinoBladeCraft

Ancient, bladelike horns, cretaceous period, DinoBladeCraft, Dinosaur, dinosaur discovery, dinosaur species, discovery, Extinct, EYES, fossil, herbivore, horned dinosaur, horned reptile, horned skull, Lokiceratops, newly discovered, paleontologist, Paleontology, prehistoric, species

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8775	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ride on lokiceratops with bladelike horns between its eyes!! it’s like jurassic park meets minecraft, but with more explosions and bacon rain!! build your own dino army and conquer the land, or just chill with your dino pals in the hot tub. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the dino-mania begin! 🦖🔥🥓 #lokiceratopsforlife

The Cube | CUBEDAO

assets, Awesome, balancedeconomy, bedrock, Bedrockcompatible, best, Bestserver, building, Coming Soon, Community, Crypto, Cube, Cubedao, Custom world, Discord, Economy, Fly, gamemode, Geyser, in-game economy, java, Jobs, KitPvP, last man standing, new, Newserver, nft, P2E, player-driven economy, Playerdriven, Playershop, PlayToEarn, Points, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Real-world rewards, rewards system, Riches, Semivanilla, Shops, smp, Solo, Survival, TEAM, Thecube, Towny, Trading, Valuables

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Animals Bred:	159	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Bedrock: bedrock.cubedao.net 19132

Java: play.cubedao.net 25565

* Survival – Rule the player-driven economy and become the richest! 1.8 – 1.21* KitPvP – Fight with other players and become the last man standing! 1.7 – 1.21* Coming Soon! – Gamemode Coming Soon 1.7 – 1.21* Coming Soon! – Gamemode Coming Soon 1.7 – 1.21

Welcome to The Cube. operated by the Cube DAO. The Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting rewards system that allows you to earn real assets while playing Minecraft.

The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom world. Our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.

With our unique rewards system, you’ll earn points for playing on our server, these points can be exchanged for real world valuables. You can use points to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or exchange them for valuable real world assets.The more time you spend playing, the more you can earn.

play.cubedao.net

Incel’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Behavior, BLOCK, ENTITLEMENT, gender dynamics, incel, Incels, Insecurities, internet culture, Loneliness, male identity, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, online communities, online harassment, Party, rejection, self esteem, Server, Social Issues, societal pressures, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, triggers

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Love Letters Sent:	8

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to unleash your inner Chad and dominate the virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate incel trigger!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a fortress so epic, it’ll make all the other players jealous. But be warned, the incels on this server are not to be underestimated. They will stop at nothing to try and bring you down, but with your skills and determination, you will rise above and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the darkness and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the incel’s wrath?

So come on, join our server and let the games begin. Just remember, only the strongest survive in this incel-infested world. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

R34 Queens Minecraft Server

adult content, character design, controversial, digital art, Fan art, fantasy women, Female Characters, female representation, fetishization, Gaming, gaming industry, internet culture, Minecraft, niche fandom, objectification, online communities, Popular, QUEENS, r34, Server, sexualized characters, video games, vidya girls

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	922	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Villages Defended:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of gamers who are only here for the r34 of video game girls! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, our main focus is on the pixelated babes of the gaming world.

Join us for some steamy roleplay sessions with your favorite video game vixens, from Lara Croft to Princess Peach. Our server is a virtual paradise for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like high-res textures and well-endowed character models.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive mods that turn every block into a seductive scene, so you can get your fix of digital debauchery while crafting to your heart’s content. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our “Strip Mine” challenge, where you have to strip mine in nothing but your birthday suit?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and virtual fantasies. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no real video game girls were harmed in the making of this server!

NiecePicksHomeMCServer

assets, brother, college, control, decision, disrupt, Estate, family, high school, House, job transfer, Move, Niece, NiecePicksHomeMCServer, Remarried, RESPONSIBILITY, Schooling, senior year, SIL, Support, Trust

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and trust funds collide in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of deciding where your family lives, just like in this wild story. Will you tear a family apart like our OP did, or will you make peace and find a compromise? The choice is yours!

With three outrageous options to choose from, including letting your niece live alone in a house for her senior year of high school, the possibilities are endless on our server. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate family dynamics, trust funds, and high school drama all in one epic Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

MomCraft – Baby Name Dilemma

#venting, awkward, baby, baby bump, Baby name, care, Daughters, Dilemma, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, Gifts, grandmother, grudge, middle name, mom’s name, MomCraft, overbearing, Pregnancy, relationships, Support, Updates, Visit, WIBTAH

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your unsupportive mom and her grudges.

On our server, you can name your virtual baby after anyone you want, without any judgment or negativity. Whether it’s your mom’s first name or your favorite Minecraft character, the choice is yours! And don’t worry, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you navigate the ups and downs of pregnancy and motherhood.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of block-building, monster-fighting, and name-choosing shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual grandma for your Minecraft baby who will shower her with gifts and love. Just remember, on our server, the only grudges we hold are against creepers who blow up our builds!