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TrippyCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we are constantly seeking brave adventurers to join us in our quest for treasure and glory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to explore the vast lands. Little did they know, they would encounter a -tastic tribe clan who challenged them to a build-off competition. The stakes were high, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week! But our player emerged victorious, thanks to their incredible building skills and quick wit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine, where players can dig for hours on end in search of the rarest gems and ores. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted weapons and armor.

So if you’re a brave soul looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of bbc (that’s big booty creeper, of course), then come join us on our server today! Who knows what epic quests and challenges await you in this magical world of Minecraft?

TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

blocks, butt, Competitive Gaming, creeper, esports, fighting games, Future, game development, Gaming, kicking, Punching, Tekken, Tekken balance, Tekken characters, Tekken community, Tekken fanbase, Tekken franchise, Tekken gameplay, Tekken mechanics, Tekken meta, Tekken players, Tekken strategies, Tekken tournaments, Tekken updates, TekkenCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future of Tekken is about to be REEVALUATED in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE battles, INSANE challenges, and OUTRAGEOUS adventures.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a Tekken-inspired world where you must FIGHT your way to victory against CREEPY mobs and EPIC bosses. But beware, because the stakes are high and the competition is fierce!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to prove your skills in intense PvP battles, but you’ll also have the opportunity to COLLABORATE with other players to build the ultimate Tekken-inspired fortress. Who knows, you might even discover hidden TREASURES along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become a Tekken LEGEND today!

BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of survival like never before! Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world where whites are out to get you?

Join us if you dare, as you embark on a journey filled with danger, excitement, and sheer madness! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of experienced moderators who are always ready to assist you in any way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where whites are the least of your worries!

Watch our hilarious trailer here and prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime!

Blocky Booty Bash

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	473	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3532
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on yami sex pose and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9736	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Votes:	2974
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	101	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	230
Void Gems Collected:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	2333

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	257	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition

Animals, art, artists, cat lovers, Community, creativity, cute, digital art, drawing, drawthread, Edition, Feline, funny, funny cat, humor, illustration, LOLcat, Online Community, Purrrcraft, social media, Thread

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more hilarious than our drawthread is the way creepers explode when you try to pet them! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you navigate through our world filled with funny cats who have taken over the land.

But beware, these cats are no ordinary felines. They have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of fish bones and yarn, and they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant laser-eyed tabbies and ride on the backs of flying siamese cats. And don’t forget to visit our drawthread area, where you can create your own masterpieces using only pixels and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the meow-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness

Edición del old ass dumb whisperer, el anciano cautivapendejos, fiesta, Hilo Mexicano, madness, mex, MexiHilo, Minecrafto

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Buildings Constructed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where you can join forces with the legendary old ass dumb whisperer, aka the ancient captivapendejos! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.