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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5215 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!