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Sam’s Scary Hardcore Vanilla Server – Only Java and players older than 18 allowed! Version 1.21

Allowed, East Coast, epic hand crafted map, familiar structures, giantspawn, Hardcore, impossible biomes, java, june 19th 2024, Landclaim, No Donations, no item-spawning, No ranks, no teleporting, no voting, No world border, Older, overworld piglins, Players, Sams, Scary, Server, smp, Survival, united states, Vanilla, Version, Voicechat

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Animals Bred:	144	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Overview

Feature	Description
Version	1.21 Vanilla Java
Server Location	East Coast, United States
Official Start Date	Wednesday, June 19th, 2024

Custom Minecraft Server – FAQ

What is Samsara?

Samsara is a 15k x 15k custom Minecraft world meticulously sculpted over the past decade in World Painter. It offers a vibrant and unique landscape for players to explore and build in.

How do I join Samsara?

You can join the whitelist on our Discord server. Visit the full website at Samsara.gg for more information.

What features are available on the server?

Survival world with landclaim, voicechat, overworld piglins, and giantspawn
Hardcore world with no whitelist

What does Samsara not have?

No fancy spawn
No loot crates, titles, or paid features
No teleporting or item-spawning
No world border
No donations, voting, or ranks

What can I expect when playing on Samsara?

Hand-crafted map with impossible biomes
Familiar structures in new settings like END CITIES in deserts
No frills vanilla+ server with Mob heads, Voice Chat, Multiplayer Sleep, and Landclaim
A new and challenging experience

Be kind and join the whitelist via the Discord server to start playing on Samsara!

SweetCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, sweetcraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Secret Passages Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Void Gems Collected:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to Sweets Archive, the most sugar-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we’ve got all the candy-coated chaos you could ever want!

Join us and explore our world made entirely out of sweets and treats. Swim in rivers of chocolate, mine for diamonds in gumdrop caves, and battle mobs made of marshmallows. But be careful, you might just get a cavity from all the sweetness!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Candy King, a ruler who controls all the sugary goodness in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a battle of wits and sugar rush, you’ll be rewarded with the ultimate treasure: a lifetime supply of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join Sweets Archive today and satisfy your sweet tooth in the most epic way possible. Just don’t forget to brush your teeth afterwards!

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, Minecraft, New Year, News, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Server, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, Total Assault, Ultimate, Urban, Welfare

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode because they might miss out on all the fun!

2. We have a secret underground village where the villagers throw the craziest parties every night. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

3. Our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on just to see what all the fuss is about. And trust me, he’s never disappointed!

4. The Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian on our server. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard his jokes about ender pearls and obsidian blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your life! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

AdoptedBroServer

AdoptedBroServer, adoption, adoption disclosure, adoption trauma, Communication, emotional well being, family conflict, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Guilt, Honesty, mental health, parental consent, parental control, psychological effects, Secrets, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, sibling support, teenage struggles, Trauma

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew! Just like the OP’s parents kept a big secret from Moses, we have some crazy surprises in store for you on our server.

Explore hidden realms, uncover mysterious treasures, and navigate through mind-bending challenges. Just like the OP, you’ll be faced with tough decisions that will test your loyalty and morals. Will you choose to keep the secrets of the server, or will you reveal the truth and face the consequences?

Join now for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. And remember, just like the OP’s parents threatened to go NC, we’ll make it incredibly difficult for you to leave once you’re hooked on the adventure!

RolePlayMasters Minecraft Server

Acting, authentic, award-worthy, BELIEVABLE, Captivating, Character, Compelling, CONVINCING, emotion, genuine, Impressive.., Masterful, memorable, Minecraft, Natural, Performance, portrayal, Realistic, RolePlayMasters, Server, skill, talent, unforgettable

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6440	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Towns Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are so committed to their roles that it feels like you’re in a real-life movie? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is so dedicated to their character that it doesn’t even feel like acting anymore. They have fully embraced their role as a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves princesses on a daily basis. Join our server and witness their epic performances that will leave you questioning if this is real life or just a really intense game of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this level of dedication and commitment.

SwearCraft – Noob Friendly Server

Communication, communication style, Cursing, cursing frequency, expressive language, Friendly, Language, Language Use, linguistic behavior, linguistic habits, noob, Profanity, Server, social behavior, social norms, swear words, SwearCraft, swearing behavior, taboo language, taboo words, verbal communication, verbal expression, verbal habits, vocabulary

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being on servers where you can’t let out a good ol’ swear word without getting banned? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage swearing like a sailor! In fact, the more colorful your language, the more diamonds you’ll find in-game. Join us for a wild ride of profanity and prosperity!

NightOwlCraft

brain function, circadian rhythm, cognitive function, early risers, intelligence, late night habits, memory tests, night owl advantages, night owl benefits, night owl lifestyle, night owl personality., night owls, night time productivity, NightOwlCraft, reasoning, research, sleep habits, sleep patterns, study, superior

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

are you a night owl? do you stay up late building epic minecraft creations while everyone else is asleep? well, this server is perfect for you! according to a totally legit study of 26,000 people, night owls are actually SUPERIOR in intelligence, reasoning, and memory. so basically, if you join this server, you’ll automatically become a genius.

imagine being able to outsmart all the early risers on the server with your superior cognitive function. you’ll be building the most epic structures, solving the most complex redstone puzzles, and dominating in PvP battles. all thanks to your night owl brain power.

so come join us on this mysterious, unnamed server and unleash your inner genius. who needs sleep when you can be a Minecraft mastermind instead?

GenZGrowUp Minecraft Server

Adulthood, AMBITION, career development, determination, future planning, generation z, GenZGrowUp, goal-setting, hard work, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, productivity, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self reliance, self-discipline, Server, success mindset, work ethic

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Potions Brewed:	61
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2703
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	14

Are you tired of Generation Z’s laziness and lack of work ethic? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as these NEETs transform into hard-working, resource-gathering machines! We’ve got tasks that will make them sweat harder than a creeper in a sauna. And hey, who knows, maybe they’ll actually learn a thing or two about responsibility before their parents kick the bucket. So come on, join us and witness the ultimate glow-up of Generation Z!

KillAllCraft Minecraft Server

command line, kill command, killall, KillAllCraft, linux, manual intervention, Minecraft, pkill, process control, process killing, process management, process management tools, process termination, process termination commands, Server, shell commands, signal handling, System Administration, system processes, task termination, Troubleshooting, Unix

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Void Gems Collected:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Players Killed by Monsters:	1168	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of struggling to kill mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special command called killall that actually works! Say goodbye to manually killing pesky mobs and hello to easy victories. And don’t even get us started on pkill – it’s like a magical wand that makes all your enemies disappear with just a click. Join our server now and experience the power of instant mob annihilation!

MILsChickenNoThanks

cooking safety, cooking skills, defrosted chicken, DEFROSTING, E.coli, EMBARRASSING, family conflict, family dinner, fast food, food handling, food hygiene, food poisoning, food prep, food preparation, Food Safety, gross, kitchen sink, MIL, MILsChickenNoThanks, refusing to eat, refusing to eat chicken

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Towns Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4120
Farms Harvested:	794	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of risking E. coli every time you eat at your in-laws’ house? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing defrosting in the kitchen sink is your enemies’ hopes of winning! We guarantee a safe and sanitary gaming experience, unlike that questionable chicken dinner your MIL served up. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife will have to admit you’re not an asshole for refusing to eat her mom’s sketchy cooking. So come join us and let’s cook up some fun (safely)!