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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Animals Bred:	137
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft SMP out there? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server.

First of all, our server is run by none other than Noel Gugliemi himself! That’s right, the real OG cholo is in charge here. He may have been in tons of films, but his true passion lies in building epic structures and battling creepers in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to team up with Noel himself in epic PvP battles. Imagine taking down mobs and other players with the one and only cholo by your side. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures with Noel Gugliemi and his gang of gamers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mom’s Ultimatum: Canada Bound!

aita, BETRAYAL, bound, Canada, control, emotionally draining, fear, going to Canada, grown, guilt trips, household rules, INSANE, jeffrey dahmer, life-threatening decision, lying.., mom, moms, passport, power move, Rebellion, second-guess., set up, Ultimatum, visit girlfriend

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of your mom trying to control your every move? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! Our server is the perfect place to show your mom who’s boss and live life on your own terms.

Forget about ultimatums and guilt trips, on our server, you can travel to Canada to meet your girlfriend without any drama. No more comparisons to Jeffrey Dahmer or ridiculous household rules to follow. It’s time to break free and have some fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner rebel shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend to take on adventures with you! Mom can’t stop you here, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, BlockyWeightLossJourney, Challenges, cravings, diet, emotional eating, Exercise, healthy habits, Journey, lifestyle changes, long-term success, Minecraft, motivation, Obstacles, perseverance, plateaus, progress tracking, self-discipline, setbacks, smp, stumbling blocks, support system, weight loss

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

TrustBlockCraft

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, broken promises, Deceit, Deception, disbelief, dishonesty, disloyalty, Honesty, Infidelity, Integrity, Lies, loyalty, mistrust, skepticism, suspicion, Trust, TrustBlockCraft, unfaithfulness, untrustworthy

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.

ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks

Alliance, bilateral talks, blocks, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media coverage, Meeting, Officials, Partnership, Politics, President Zelenskyy, press conference, summit, Ukraine, united states, Visit, washington d.c., White House, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server

Account Stats, blocky, Builds, dark cosmic, event horizon, fright night, league of legends, Legends, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nunu & Willump, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, pyke, S.o.ylas, Server, shaco, veigar, viego, worlds, zeri

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ores Mined:	5387	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special Worlds event featuring Viego himself, ready to take on any challengers in a battle for supremacy. And don’t even get us started on the Event Horizon, where Dark Cosmic S.o.ylas (yes, you read that right) is waiting to unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting players.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so OP that even the pastebin can’t handle all the awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

No You Can’t Do De-Communisation In Minecraft SMP

cold war, communism, Conflict Resolution, DeCommunisation, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, fake communist states, freedom, Government, Historical revisionism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, nationalism, nato bases, Politics, Propaganda, smp, soviet union

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can decommunise fake communist states and destroy NATO bases? Well, you won’t find that here! Instead, join us for a server full of chaos and craziness where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as wild and unpredictable as you are? Join us today and see what kind of madness you can get into. Just remember, anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, assault, bar, BETRAYAL, BlockBust, Boyfriend, broken arm, Cheating, consequences, DATING, Friends, injury, kiss, Minecraft, PHOTO, Police, rejection, self defense, Server, social media

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	2913	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken arms, shady characters, and lost friendships – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!

Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyCreeperAirportFail

Airport, anger, Communication, Concert, Conflict, CraftyCreeperAirportFail, Disrespect, exhaustion, hospitality industry, husband, late night, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, ticket, Transportation, Uber, Wife, work

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8772	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3964	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!

Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

OpinionWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, conviction, DEFEND, die for belief, firm conviction, Life, Minecraft, opinion, OpinionWarrior, passionate belief, resolute stance, smp, stand by opinion, staunch belief, steadfast belief, strong opinion, unmovable opinion, unshakable opinion, unshakeable conviction, unwavering stance, unyielding belief, VALUES

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to defend your opinion on pineapple belonging on pizza with your life! That’s right, we have intense debates that can only be settled through epic PvP battles in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer?

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!