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LoyaalCraft Community

Adventure, building, bullying, close-knit, Community, Competition, cooperation, Cross-Play, developers, Events, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Friends, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, Mining, Safe Environment, server administration, Skills, Staff Members, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Villages Defended:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

LoyaalCraft: Your Survival Minecraft Adventure

Welcome to LoyaalCraft! Live an exciting survival experience with a close-knit community.

Why LoyaalCraft? – Cooperation: Work together and make friends. – Survival Mode: Build, mine and survive. – Regular Events:** Compete in exciting competitions. – Safe Environment: No griefing or bullying. Join us! Meet new people and discover a world full of adventure. We are looking for: – Staff Members: Help with server administration and events. – Developers: Improve our server with your skills. Come and experience LoyaalCraft!

LoyaalCraft.chmc.nl

Mysterious Network

Balanced, Bedwars, Cross-Play, crossplay, Diverse, Engaging, Friendly, game modes, Gameplay Types, java edition, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, mysterious network, Myteria Network, Players, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Myteria Network is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Crossplay, Survival experience. Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Myteria Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including Bedwars, Skywars, PVP, MiniGames modes.

mc.myteria.net

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aging, ANONYMOUS, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, breast lift, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, CraftyCraze, emotional impact, Insecurity, Minecraft, natural changes, No. 922850765, personal appearance, physical changes, sagging skin, Saggy, saggy breasts, self esteem, Server, societal standards

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	109	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as saggy as your grandma’s skin! Join us for a wild ride through a world where gravity seems to have taken a vacation and everything droops down like it’s had one too many potions of weakness.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where the pigs fly upside down and the creepers do the moonwalk. They built a house out of saggy blocks and lived happily ever after, until a giant block of jello fell from the sky and engulfed their house. But fear not, for they rebuilt their saggy abode even stronger than before, with walls that wobbled in the wind and floors that bounced like trampolines.

So come join us on SAGGY Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and the saggy blocks beneath your feet. Who knows what saggy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

ThePrequelKatiaCraft SMP

3d model, Adventure, Anonfiles, archived.moe, desuarchive, ending, FANTASY, interactive storytelling, Katia Thread, Kaz Stream Archive, Kaz Streams, mega.nz, neocities, prequel, Previous thread, QST, Roleplaying, Shittyquests, smp, Sprung a Leak Edition, ThePrequelKatiaCraft, Trash

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where anything goes and nothing is off limits.

Have you ever wanted to build a giant toilet house? Or maybe ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Well, on this server, those are just everyday occurrences.

Our quests are so ridiculous, you’ll be scratching your head wondering how they even came to be. From finding the rarest block in the game to taming a wild ocelot with a fish named Gerald, our quests will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And let’s not forget about our leaky base – that’s right, our entire server is built on a giant leaky ship that’s constantly flooding. But don’t worry, we’ve got buckets for days and a team of expert builders ready to patch up any leaks that come our way.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see just how crazy things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or dry)!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, Birthday Party, consequences, difficult decisions, discipline, emotional stability, emotional toll., family, family relationships, financial support, love and attention, Minecraft, Niece, parenting, PixelPals, Server, sibling, sibling dynamics, single parent, tough love, unplanned pregnancy, unruly behavior

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Magic Items Found:	6012
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like my niece’s behavior.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on unpredictability and enjoy a good challenge. Just like trying to reason with a toddler who thinks it’s hilarious to throw your belongings in the pool.

Join us for a unique experience where consequences are thrown out the window, just like my sister’s discipline tactics. Who needs rules when you can have endless fun causing chaos?

So come on, join our server and embrace the madness. Because let’s face it, dealing with my family drama is nothing compared to the craziness you’ll find here.

NoBroInLawNoStayGF

Affair, Birthday Party, brother-in-law, Divorce, family, file for divorce, Filed, Girlfriend, Hotel, husband, Intentions, Kids, NoBroInLawNoStayGF, not welcome, separation, stay elsewhere, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, Waiting, Wife

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	561472
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Falling into the Void:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your brother-in-law’s affair? Look no further! Join our server for some drama-filled fun that will make you forget all about Charles and his shenanigans.

We don’t just build houses, we build relationships – just like Charles and his mistress Brianna! Explore our server and uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop, just like when Charles dropped the bomb about his affair.

And don’t worry about staying with us, we don’t allow cheaters here! Just like how we kicked Charles and his girlfriend out of our server, we’ll kick out anyone who tries to cheat their way to the top.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s juicier than Charles’ love triangle. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

cellversemc

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6295
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

cellversemc is a one of a kind minecraft prisons server, we offer a unique experience never seen before, we are a team of dedicated minecraft players aiming to make a minecraft server that we enjoy playing.

play.cellversemc.com

CloneCraft Minecraft Server

bioengineering, bioethics, clone armies, CloneCraft, Cloning, cloning debate, controversial technology, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, future technology, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, human cloning, iyc, mass cloning, Minecraft, moral implications, Science, science fiction, Server, societal impact, Technology, Thoughts

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	654031	Enchantments Applied:	203
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just the same old, same old? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where clone armies roam the land, battling it out in epic wars for dominance. Join our server and become the ultimate clone commander, leading your army to victory with your strategic skills and cunning tactics.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground lab where you can create your own clones to join your army. Want a clone that can shoot lasers from its eyes? No problem! How about a clone that can fly and breathe fire? We’ve got you covered! The possibilities are endless on our crazy, chaotic server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead your clone army to victory and become the ultimate ruler of the land. Or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun blowing stuff up with your laser-eyed clones. Either way, it’s sure to be a wild ride!

BuddyTheLuckyMiner – Minecraft SMP

Blessed, blessed man, buddy, BuddyTheLuckyMiner, Fortunate, fortunate guy, fortunate individual, fortunate man, fortunate person, good fortune, Grateful, grateful man, Lucky, lucky charm, lucky fellow, lucky guy, lucky individual, lucky man, man, Minecraft, smp, thankful, thankful man

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Buddy is a lucky man because he stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rainstorms, creeper dance parties, and secret underground llama societies. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (but we told him nah, we don’t need that drama). So come on, join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to single player mode).

KalinCraft: No War, Just Blocks

Baltic Sea, Baltic states, blocks, border tensions, defense policy, demilitarization, eastern europe, european union, geopolitical situation., international relations, KalinCraft, kaliningrad, Kursk region, Lithuanian Defense Minister, military conflict, military maneuvers, military presence, military strategy, nato, regional stability, russian federation, security concerns, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Villages Defended:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the demilitarization of Kaliningrad but with a twist! instead of fighting in the Kursk region, we battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and crazy challenges!

imagine defending your territory against a horde of creepers while the Russian Federation tries to take over your land! it’s like a real-life war zone, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited respawns!

our server is the perfect place for adrenaline junkies who love a good challenge and want to test their skills in a unique and exciting way. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the most epic battle of your minecraft life!