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AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

AnonCraft, Anons, cafe, Characters, college, Conclusion, cute, DESERVED, Development, finished, Ichika, Itsuki, jack shit, Manga, Miku, movies, nino, praise, QQ, romance, Server, Storyline, Ultimate, WIN

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Votes:	5833	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SurgeryCraft: In-Laws Edition

Edition, emergency c section, Family Support, fractured ankle, healing, inlaws, mental health, newborn, newborn care, numb, parents’ house, postpartum, Pregnancy, Recovery, Support, surgery, SurgeryCraft, Sympathy, tough days, tough it out, tough love, tough situation, traumatic delivery

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of having to cater to your whiny husband with a fractured ankle while also taking care of a newborn baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any interruptions, mine for diamonds without anyone complaining about their ankle, and explore vast landscapes without worrying about anyone else’s needs.

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf. Join now and say goodbye to the chaos of real life – because let’s face it, you deserve a break from all that madness!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

beyond repair, communication breakdown, coping with heartbreak, CraftyLove, emotional disconnect, irreparable damage, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship, relationship advice, Repair, seeking advice, seeking closure, seeking help, seeking therapy, self reflection, Server, signs of a failing relationship, toxic relationship, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	7346	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

When your significant other starts building secret underground bases in Minecraft and refuses to let you in because they’re “protecting rare diamonds” that don’t actually exist in the game. Join our server and escape the drama by building your own secret bases and hiding from your virtual partner who may or may not be plotting against you! Who needs real relationships when you can have virtual drama and endless possibilities for betrayal? Join now and start crafting your own soap opera-worthy storylines!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, deep strikes, defense strategy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, military intervention, military tactics, Minecraft, nato, political tension, restrictions, russia, Server, southern Ukraine, territorial dispute, Ukraine, US, Zelensky

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we push russia out of southern ukraine every day!!! with the power of deep strikes and no restrictions, we will dominate the virtual battlefield like never before! zelensky himself will guide you through the chaos, leading our army to victory against all odds. join now and be a part of history in the making! who needs politics when you have minecraft?!

ZelenskyyCraft: Putin Slayer

anger, children, Conflict, Crisis, Die, Diplomacy, emotions, Grief, Humanity, Justice, kill, leadership, Peace, president, putin, slayer, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Votes:	861

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, we gotz da craziest adventures eva, man. u can build ur own castle made of diamondz and ride a pig into battle against giant zombie chickens.

also, we gotz dis secret underground base where u can find da rarest loot and fight off evil creepers with ur trusty pickaxe.

plus, we gotz a disco party every saturday night where u can dance with ur fellow gamers and show off ur sick dance moves.

so, come join us and let’s have a blast together in dis epic minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro!

CravingCraft: Drink Responsibly

addiction, advertising, alcohol advertisements, alcohol consumption, alcohol urges, Behavior, CravingCraft, cravings, drink, exposure, findings, Impact, influence, Marketing, national broadcasts, preferred beverage, research, responsibly, risky drinking behaviors, sports, sports broadcasts, study, television

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1643	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

so, like, u ever watchin’ sports on tv and then u see an ad for ur fave drink and suddenly u just gotta have it? well, that’s cuz research shows that exposure to alcohol ads during sports broadcasts makes u crave a drink like crazy, especially if u already drink a lot.

but, like, on our minecraft server, we got no alcohol ads, just epic builds and crazy adventures! join us and u won’t even think about drinkin’, u’ll be too busy fightin’ zombies and buildin’ the coolest castles ever!

so, like, forget about those pesky ads makin’ u wanna drink, come join our server and have the time of ur life! who needs alcohol when u got minecraft, right? let’s get blocky, baby!

CuriousCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, codependency, controlling behavior, CuriousCraft, emotional attachment, emotional manipulation, intrusive thoughts, mental health, Minecraft, obsessive behavior, personal boundaries, possessive behavior, possessiveness, privacy invasion, psychological issues, Relationship Red Flags, Server, STALKING, toxic relationships, unhealthy attachment, unhealthy habits, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and acts normal? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner detective skills and stalk your crush’s entire family, find their address, hobbies, and even their ancestry! Who needs love when you can have all this juicy information instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild stories that will keep you entertained for hours. From building giant statues of your crush to organizing secret missions to uncover their deepest secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for a regular Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of being a master stalker in a virtual world? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

IndieCraft Minecraft Server

app store, game advertising, game design, game development, game development costs, game distribution, Game Downloads, game marketing, Game Promotion, game publishing, game revenue, game sales, google play, indie developers, indie game developers, indie games, IndieCraft, Minecraft, mobile games, mobile gaming industry, monetization, Server, small indie

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of grinding for hours on end in Minecraft just to earn a few measly diamonds? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, you can make REAL money just by playing the game! That’s right, we’ve partnered with a secret underground organization that pays you in cold hard cash for every creeper you blow up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive creature, you’ll be rolling in riches faster than you can say “block party!”

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be raking in the dough on ours? Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest Minecraft player in the world!

AddictCraft Minecraft Server

AddictCraft, addictive behaviors, binge watching, caffeine addiction, comfort food, emotional eating, excessive screen time, fast food, guilty pleasures, Junk Food, lack of exercise, late night snacking, Minecraft, procrastination, self-destructive habits, Server, smoking, social media addiction, stress eating, sugar cravings, sugary drinks, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habits

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Emeralds Found:	6190
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Star Shards Collected:	225
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Are you addicted to the sweet, sweet rush of adrenaline that comes with dodging creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you find yourself craving the pixelated thrill of exploring vast virtual worlds and battling virtual dragons? Then boy oh boy, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans. We’ve got a secret underground rollercoaster that will make you question your sanity, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, and a pet pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot who will accompany you on all your quests.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave warriors to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob once single-handedly took down an entire army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs sleep or social interaction when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and battling giant spiders? Trust us, your real-life responsibilities can wait. Minecraft is calling, and it’s time to answer.

CraftyUK Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyUK, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, missile technology, New UK PM, political leadership, russia, SECURITY, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Targets, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most explosive gameplay ever! we have so many missiles like the Storm Shadow that you can use to blow up targets INSIDE russia! imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause in this wacky world. join now and be part of the madness! who needs diplomacy when you have explosives in minecraft?! let’s goooooo!

MissileMayhemCraft

Accountability, Bellingcat, civilian casualties, Conflict, Evidence, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Journalism, Justice, military intervention, Misinformation, MissileMayhemCraft, Ohmatdyt Children’s Hospital, Propaganda, russian aggression, Russian missile strike, Tragedy, Truth, Ukraine, War Crimes

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Villages Defended:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! So, like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story. So, one time, this dude named Steve was just minding his own business, mining some diamonds, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ Ender Dragon swooped down and snatched him up! But don’t worry, Steve was a total boss and slayed that dragon like it was nothin’. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server, y’all! Plus, we got the dopest builds you’ve ever seen, like a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of TNT. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!