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The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Towns Built:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

TopWorldBejitaSamaMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to create the most outrageous pizza creations possible!

Picture this: you, Bejita-sama, and Noelle all gathered around a table, ready to feast on a pizza like no other. But wait, this isn’t just any pizza – this is a pizza made with kekkeroni, Alfredo sauce, and mushrooms grown from your own…um, special sauce.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Be prepared to be humiliated, insulted, and forced to eat your own children in the form of fungus-covered pizza slices. And don’t worry, the trauma will only make you more aroused than ever before!

Join us on this wild ride as you become a pizza-making master, all while being trapped in a block of ice and watching Bejita-sama and Noelle spend all your money on aphrodisiacs. It’s a recipe for disaster, but hey, at least you’ll be able to sell your grotesque creations to pizza parlors worldwide! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get cooking and kekking!

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Infectious Agents Cause Cancers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Secret Passages Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	126	Votes:	5486
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, fam! We got zombies, creepers, and even infectious agents causin’ cancers up in here! It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally lit way, ya feel me?

Join us and witness the madness as we battle these infectious agents with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, but with a twist of medical drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

So come on down and join the fun, where every block you break could lead to a breakthrough in cancer research. Plus, we got free cookies at spawn point, so what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

What is the IP for DaTruthDT Minecraft Server?

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

DaTruthDT is a passionate content creator and social media influencer known for his engaging videos and funny commentary on a wide range of topics. With a growing following on platforms like TikTok and YouTube, DaTruthDT has quickly gained popularity for his unique perspective and entertaining content. Stay tuned for more hilarious videos and insightful commentary from this rising star in the digital world.

MineTax

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	5537
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

*JUST LAUNCHED – BEDROCK SUPPORTED | Port 19132 for BEDROCK! MineTax is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game modes Lifesteal and Survival. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

play.minetax.net

Minearchy: Where the blocky politicians struggle to win games on version 1.21.1!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Void Gems Collected:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Lands of Minearchy

Hello Heroes, and welcome!

We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals:

Create an active and friendly community that brings people together
Ensure everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

We focus on SMP & Minigames, with regular events and in-game activities to keep things exciting.

Survival / SMP

Take a break from fast-paced game modes and enjoy something more relaxing. Minearchy SMP offers an unfiltered survival experience with various Quality-Of-Life improvements. Features include Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and more. We even have a Dynmap!

Minigames

Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes:

TNT Run	TNT Tag	BombLobbers
Parkour	Splegg	Prophunt
TempleRun	TheLab	Party Games
Block Party	KitPVP	Quake
Mini Walls	Zombies

Our team is constantly working to add more activities.

Join Now

Java IP: play.minearchy.com

Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Website: minearchy.com Discord: discord.gg/minearchy

Come be part of a great community and have some fun! Hope to see you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Minearchy?	Minearchy is a Minecraft server focused on creating an active and friendly community, offering both Survival/SMP and a variety of Minigames for players to enjoy.
How can I join the server?	You can join the Java version of the server by connecting to play.minearchy.com or the Bedrock version by connecting to bedrock.minearchy.com.
What are some features of the Survival/SMP mode?	The Survival/SMP mode offers various Quality-Of-Life improvements such as Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and a Dynmap for players to enjoy a more relaxed survival experience.
What Minigames are available on the server?	The server offers a wide selection of Minigames including TNT Run, TNT Tag, BombLobbers, Parkour, Splegg, Prophunt, TempleRun, TheLab, Party Games, Block Party, KitPVP, Quake, Mini Walls, and Zombies. More activities are constantly being added by the team.
Where can I find more information and connect with the community?	You can visit the Minearchy website at minearchy.com and join their Discord server at discord.gg/minearchy to connect with the community and stay updated on events and announcements.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, digital citizenship, Digital Ethics, digital extremism, digital manipulation, digital Nazism, Hate Speech, internet censorship, Internet freedom, Minecraft, online discrimination, online extremism, online hate groups, online misinformation, online privacy, online propaganda, online radicalization, PALS, PIXEL, Server, social media regulation, social media responsibility, solving digital Nazism, technology ethics

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Emeralds Found:	3155
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of being oppressed by digital Nazis in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and fight against the evil dictator who wants to control all the pixels in the world.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on rainbow-colored llamas, build houses out of diamond blocks, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us defeat the digital Nazis once and for all! Let’s show them that pixels are meant to be free, not controlled by tyrants.

Dreaming Butterfly Minecraft SMP

ancient wisdom, butterfly, Consciousness, distinction, dream, dreaming, Eastern philosophy, enlightenment, fluttering, Happiness, Identity, introspection, metaphysics, Minecraft, Perception, philosophy, Reality, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, waking up, Zhuang Zhou

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6523	Towns Built:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Emeralds Found:	4214	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be living in a world where you can transform into anything you dream of – just like Zhuang Zhou and his butterfly escapades.

Imagine logging in one day as a chicken, strutting around and pecking at your friends for fun. Then, suddenly, you wake up as your regular Minecraft character, but you’re not sure if you’re still a chicken dreaming of being a player or a player dreaming of being a chicken. It’s a mind-bending experience that will keep you guessing every time you log on!

But that’s not all – we have insane events like “Sheep Shearing Saturdays” where the goal is to shear as many sheep as possible in one hour, or “Pig Racing Sundays” where you can saddle up a pig and race against your friends for glory and bragging rights.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of transformations and wacky adventures, join us on this Minecraft SMP and see where your dreams take you – whether you’re a butterfly, a chicken, or a player trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, bills, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, blended family, Cinema screen, Drama, equal birthday party, happy memories, household finances, ipad, Minecraft, minimum wage, mother role, relationship, romantic gesture, separate finances, Server, Special, step-son, Switch, Tension, undermining, vr headset

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Star Shards Collected:	149
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2531
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extravagant as renting out a cinema screen for your son’s birthday party? Look no further! Our server offers virtual reality headsets, iPads for all players, and a special birthday meal for your in-game character.

Join our server and experience the thrill of secretly booking parties for your step-son behind your fiancée’s back. Show your step-son that you care by giving him the same budget as your own son, all while causing unnecessary drama in your virtual family.

Don’t listen to your close friend who thinks it’s a terrible idea, join our server and let the chaos ensue! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

WeddingCraft: Family Drama

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a Minecraft server where the only family feud is between Steve and his pet pig? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

Join us and leave the real-life family drama behind. Our server is a safe haven for all, even if your nephew turns out not to be your brother’s biological child (gasp!). We don’t care about DNA tests here, just about building epic structures and having a blast with your virtual family.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and ride pigs all day? Join now and let the fun begin!

SizzleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mines Excavated:	4685
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s hotter than japan in the middle of summer, like seriously, we got lava everywhere and the mobs are sweatin’ like crazy. it’s like a sauna but with creepers and zombies, what more could u ask for? plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and see if u can handle the heat, cuz this server is on fire, literally.

SeizeCraft: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

so liek, u kno how u get bored of teh same old minecraft servers with teh same old boring stuff? well, u gotta join dis server cuz we got teh wildest shiz goin on! we got a whole new world where u can seize territory just liek ukraine did to russia! but get dis, we gonna keep it FOREVER! u can be teh ruler of ur own land and never have to worry about anyone takin it away from u! come join us for some crazy fun and epic battles for land domination! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis insane adventure!