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The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

TopWorldBejitaSamaMinecraftSMP

ALFREDO SAUCE, allowing, APHRODISIACS, Aroused, beat, BEJITA SAMA, Betrayed, block of ice, bountiful, child, CLOSET, Cooking, Crush, CUM in a SOCK, DELIGHTFUL DISH, expand, feasting, fucking, fungus, GROTESQUE ABOMINATION, guffaw, HARD EARNED CASH, Humiliate, ice cube, INDUSTRIAL SCALE, ingest, insult, jack off, jizz, KEKKERONI, Loneliness, MEASLY RATION, mushrooms, noelle, Pepperoni, pizza, PIZZA PARLORS, Rich, skeleton, Top of the World, TopWorldBejitaSamaMinecraftSMP, Trapped, TRAUMATISE, WINE and DINE

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mines Excavated:	1368	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to create the most outrageous pizza creations possible!

Picture this: you, Bejita-sama, and Noelle all gathered around a table, ready to feast on a pizza like no other. But wait, this isn’t just any pizza – this is a pizza made with kekkeroni, Alfredo sauce, and mushrooms grown from your own…um, special sauce.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Be prepared to be humiliated, insulted, and forced to eat your own children in the form of fungus-covered pizza slices. And don’t worry, the trauma will only make you more aroused than ever before!

Join us on this wild ride as you become a pizza-making master, all while being trapped in a block of ice and watching Bejita-sama and Noelle spend all your money on aphrodisiacs. It’s a recipe for disaster, but hey, at least you’ll be able to sell your grotesque creations to pizza parlors worldwide! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get cooking and kekking!

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

BlockWars: CeasefireCraft

blockwars, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, framework agreement, gaza, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, Israeli source, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Truce

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Star Shards Collected:	177
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Farms Harvested:	732
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got crazier stuff happening than Israel and Hamas trying to make a deal, dude. like, you won’t even believe the shenanigans that go down here.

join us if you wanna see pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. we got villagers trading diamonds for dirt and chickens laying golden eggs. it’s a total circus, man.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player. we got your back, bro. we’ll help you build the most epic castle or prank your friends with a TNT surprise.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft history together. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret treasure hidden in the spawn area? yeah, good luck finding it, though. it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing diamond armor. no biggie.

CreeperCannibals

anthropophagy, cannibals, Consumption, controversial, CreeperCannibals, cultural norms, dark humor, eating habits, Ethics, existentialism, food choices, humans, Identity, introspection, morality, philosophy, satire, self reflection, societal critique, society, Thought-provoking

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6842
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA BE A CANNIBAL HUMAN HAHAHA. WE EATIN’ GOOD TONIGHT, FOLKS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CREEPY FUN AND DELICIOUS MEALS. WE GOT A SECRET RECIPE BOOK FULL OF HUMAN DISHES, YUM YUM. DON’T BE A CHICKEN, BE A HUMAN EATER! SEE YOU THERE, CANNIBAL CREW! 🍖🔪🤪

ZombieTube Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing deadlier than the mobs are the players themselves! Join us for a thrilling adventure inspired by the twisted minds behind Tomodachi Game and Tall + Short – it’s Dead Tube Minecraft edition!

Plot twist: Instead of building epic structures and surviving against the elements, you’ll be thrown into a deadly game of filming nonstop for two days straight. Just like Tomohiro Machiya, you’ll witness some crazy stuff happening around you – and you’ll have to film it all or face the consequences!

But wait, there’s more! As you delve deeper into the world of Dead Tube Minecraft, you’ll find yourself entangled in a web of deceit, betrayal, and insane challenges. Can you survive the punishments for failing the contests? Can you outwit your fellow players and come out on top? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Dead Tube Minecraft – where the only rule is to keep filming, no matter what! Trust us, it’ll be a game you’ll never forget.

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

America, American dream, citizenship, culture, Democracy, Diversity, equality, freedom, History, home of the brave, Identity, Justice, land of the free, melting pot, Minecraft, opportunity, patriotism, pride, red white and blue, Server, united states, VALUES, YankeeCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Crops Grown:	1337

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the American Dream on steroids! Join us and experience the land of the free and the home of the blocky, where you can build your own Statue of Liberty out of diamond blocks and ride a rollercoaster made entirely of fireworks!

On our server, America means unlimited possibilities and endless fun. Want to ride a llama dressed as Uncle Sam while shooting off fireworks? You can do that here! Want to build a replica of the White House and hold presidential elections with your friends? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and creative as you are? Where else can you find a server that celebrates the spirit of America in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible? Join us today and let freedom ring…along with the sound of exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Blocktopia: Mine for Survival!

blocktopia, coping strategies, good reason, Gratitude, Hope, inner strength, life purpose, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, motivation, perseverance, positive mindset, purpose, resilience, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, stay alive, support system, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	170
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	113	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Looking for a reason to stay alive? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste your time in the real world when you can join us for epic adventures and endless fun? We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, more creepers than a bad horror movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good time. Want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn? Go for it! Feel like challenging a dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule, but who reads those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome to escape to?

Shrek vs. Shakespeare

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

come join our minecraft server if you want to understand the true meaning of life, like why people love shakespeare or why shrek is the ultimate meme lord. we have a secret underground library filled with shakespeare plays and shrek movie scripts for you to study. but beware, the library is guarded by a giant ogre who will only let you in if you can recite a sonnet while doing the macarena.

once you pass the ogre’s test, you will be granted access to our enchanted forest where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the witches have a secret weapon – they can turn you into a talking donkey if you’re not careful.

if you survive the enchanted forest, you will reach the ultimate challenge: the dragon’s lair. here, you must defeat the dragon in a rap battle to prove your worthiness. if you win, you will be crowned the king of the server and have access to the legendary golden toilet.

so come join us on our minecraft server and embark on the most epic quest of your life. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about shakespeare and shrek along the way.

AquaMamaCraft: Women’s Water Woes

AquaMamaCraft, climate change, community health, economic implications, empowerment, environmental burden, gender inequality, Gender Roles, global impact, mental distress, physical strain, Resource Management, rural households, social justice, Sustainable development, time commitments, Water, water collection, water scarcity, well-being, woes, women’s welfare, Womens, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy world where climate change is making water collection even harder for women! But don’t worry, we got a solution – join our server and help these virtual women collect water in a fun and exciting way!

Imagine running around in Minecraft, trying to collect water while dodging crazy obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers. It’s a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Plus, did we mention that every time you collect water, you’ll level up and unlock new powers? That’s right, you’ll be a water-collecting superhero in no time!

So come on, join our server and help these virtual women out. Who knows, you might even save the world from climate change while you’re at it. Or at least have a good time trying!

Severation SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half-milk, half-chocolate. No straw needed!

Community, Competitions, contributions, Datapacks, Decision making, Discord, discord role, Friends, halfchocolate, halfmilk, hermitcraft, Homes, inspiration, Means, Needed, new life, Player Markets, Plugins, Public, Semivanilla, Server, Severation, smp, straw, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	150
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Up Since	28/06
Inspiration
Main Focus	Community interactions, player markets, shared decision making
Community Contribution	Encouraged through competitions and rewards

Plugins

Dynmap
PlayerTimeTracker
InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])
Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks

Health Indicator
Playerheads
Mobheads
Multiplayer Sleep
Blazeandcave Advancements

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can request to join our server on our 18+ discord: https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Q: What type of competitions do you hold?

A: Competitions such as “Most mined X”, or “Most slain Mob X”, with rewards like visual Discord roles.

Q: Can I contribute to the community in other ways?

A: Yes, small interactions like chatting are important for community building.

BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server where even the most unexpected things can happen! Join us and witness the epic battle between a fat pedophile with a baby face cutie patootie and Tyrone, who just wants to bust a fat load on those chubby cheeks. With crazy stories like this happening every day, you’ll never be bored on this server! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

aatrox, Account Stats, Anima Squad, aurora, bel’veth, briar, Builds, Crafty, Illaoi, league of legends, leona, lolg, Minecraft, miss fortune, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Racebait spam filters, reksai, Seraphine, Server, Witch Between Worlds, xayah, Yasuo, yuumi

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Crops Grown:	9707
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and witness the arrival of Aurora, the Witch Between Worlds, who will cast spells and brew potions like you’ve never seen before.

Our Anima Squad includes Illaoi, Yasuo, Xayah, and even a Legendary Seraphine who will serenade you with her music. But that’s not all, we also have a Mythic Variant of Miss Fortune who will bring chaos to the battlefield, along with Yuumi and Leona in their prestigious forms.

And don’t forget about our Primordian champions like Bel’Veth, Briar, Rek’Sai, and Aatrox who will unleash their powers upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us now for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the wildest stories you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!