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TopWorldBejitaSamaMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to create the most outrageous pizza creations possible!Picture this: you, Bejita-sama, and Noelle all gathered around a table, ready to feast on a pizza like no other. But wait, this isn’t just any pizza – this is a pizza made with kekkeroni, Alfredo sauce, and mushrooms grown from your own…um, special sauce.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Be prepared to be humiliated, insulted, and forced to eat your own children in the form of fungus-covered pizza slices. And don’t worry, the trauma will only make you more aroused than ever before!
Join us on this wild ride as you become a pizza-making master, all while being trapped in a block of ice and watching Bejita-sama and Noelle spend all your money on aphrodisiacs. It’s a recipe for disaster, but hey, at least you’ll be able to sell your grotesque creations to pizza parlors worldwide! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get cooking and kekking!
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Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).
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BdayBlunder Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life friendships gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where we promise no one will be late to your virtual birthday party!Join our server and leave behind the chaos of Lateboy and Lategirl, who somehow manage to delay birthdays and ruin celebrations. Imagine a world where you can actually start your party on time and not have to run errands for your own surprise party!
Our server is a safe haven from the madness of forgotten birthdays and last-minute cancellations. You can trust that when you log on, you won’t have to deal with the stress of confronting your friends about their chronic lateness.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Latecouple’s shenanigans.
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GrannyCraft: Help or Bust!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandpa’s stubbornness? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your grandpa would be impressed.Join us for a grand old time where the only rule is to never change your pee bags regularly – just like grandpa! Our server is so authentic, you’ll swear you can smell the stale pee through your screen.
But wait, there’s more! We have special dinner events where you can experience the joy of eating in a kitchen that smells worse than ever. And if you can tough it out without gagging, you might even earn a special badge for endurance.
So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will make you appreciate your own family’s quirks. Who needs fresh air when you can have the sweet scent of pee particles lingering in the air? Don’t miss out on this unforgettable adventure – join our server now!
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EatCraft SMP: SnackinSteve
Lololol join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got a secret potion that turns you into whatever you eat in the game! I ate a creeper and now I explode every time I jump. It’s hilarious! Plus, our server has a pet dragon that farts rainbows and gives out diamonds like candy. And if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount that shoots glitter out of its butt. So come join us and become the weirdest thing you can imagine! #Yolo #MinecraftMadness #UnicornFarts -
Crafting & Caffeine
Forget coffee, our Minecraft server is the ultimate wake-up call! Join us for a morning filled with mining, crafting, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you won’t even need caffeine to start your day. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground coffee bean farm guarded by a squad of caffeinated creepers. So if you’re looking for a jolt of excitement in the morning, come join us and see if you can brew up some trouble in our wacky world of blocks and adventures! -
CraftyKoreanSwap
So like, on this amazin’ Minecraft server, we got this crazy story where Zelenskiy is like, “Yo, let’s trade some North Korean soldiers for Ukrainians held in Russia!” Like, who even comes up with this stuff, right? But hey, if you wanna be part of this wild ride, join our server! We got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Plus, our community is full of hilarious memers who will keep you entertained for hours. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic trades happen! -
Starfall Sanctuary
Server IP: play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted) Server Location: USA – New York Community Location: Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!) Server Discord: Discord Server Map: The Map Version: Java version 1.21.4 What makes this server special?
We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server.
Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting, but rest assured, we are committed to staying true to the core survival gameplay.
We pride ourselves on being a mature and friendly group, and we’re eager to find like-minded players who value cooperation and creativity. Importantly, we are and always will be a free server without pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.
If you’re looking for a new Minecraft home with a supportive and active community, come join us!
Features:
- Diamond based economy with Shopping District under construction near spawn.
- Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System. We also have rollback features so no one grief your build or gain unfair advantage.
- Importing custom pictures inside the server made easy. You can request us to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form!
- Trial Chambers Vaults now reset on this server after a few hours, so you can come back and try to get your Core!
- We just started a New Season, The Map is fresh, you would join just in time!
- Vanilla’ish Quality of Life enhancements: One player sleep, Fire tick off, Faster Minecart, Leaderboards command, Find slime chunk command, No mob Griefing, SimpleVoiceChat, Player head drop, Custom Armor Stand book, invisible item frames, Armor Poser Mod available, Sit on almost anything, etc. (A full list of enhancements is available on our Discord.)
You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!
FAQ Questions & Answers:
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How do I join the server?
To join the server, you need to first join our Discord server and be whitelisted. The server IP is play.starfallsanctuary.com, but being on the whitelist is required for access.
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What version of Minecraft is the server running?
The server is running Java version 1.21.4.
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Are there any pay-to-win practices on the server?
No, the server is free and does not have any pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on the server.
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What are some of the features of the server?
Some features of the server include a diamond-based economy with a Shopping District, Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, Claim System, custom picture uploads, Trial Chambers Vaults, and various Quality of Life enhancements.
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Eternal Trap Femboy Trans Twink 1.20.3
Hey you! Yeah, you! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, buckle up buttercup because this server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese!Join us if you want to unleash your inner submissive slut and dominate the virtual world like a boss! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad horror movie.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so lit, it’s like a bonfire made of glowstone. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner submissive slut run wild in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!