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Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

Academia, academic credentials, academic research, ancient civilizations, Ancient religion, credibility, Dr Justin Sledge, Expert, Historian, Minecraft, religious academia, religious authority, religious beliefs, religious history, religious practices, religious scholar, religious scholarship, Religious Studies, reputable authority, Sacred, scholarly, Server, Sledges, theology

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic animals, Archive, artists, Beginners, booru, bump limit, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, Expansion, fat, female, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, phat flan, progress thread, Requests, Resources, shota, smp, Spam, spooky, weight gain

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

Amaya Whisper, AmayaWhisperCH, archives, Arial Yuriko, ArialYuriko, Bri At Cookiebox, briatcookiebox, Estella Starfall, EstellaStarfall, Furi Ferntail, FuriFerntail, Kamiko Rinona, KamikoRinona, Kanna Yanagi, KannaYanagi, Lida Oriana, LidaOriana, Minecraft, Mom At Cookiebox, MomAtCookieBox, Nova Aokami, NovaAokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, nyanheras, PALS, pastebin, PIXEL, PixelLink, Previous thread, Relia Lace, ReliaLace, Ruru karaoke, Scarlett Flameheart, ScarlettFlameheart, Server, Song playlist, Umi Kyoku, UmiKyoku, valentine, ValentineVT, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	161	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

aim, aiming down, aiming for less, aiming low, Desperation, dimeless, economic challenges, financial difficulties, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial limitations, financial struggles, financial woes, lack of money, lack of resources, low aim, low standards, low-income, Minecraft, POVERTY, poverty mindset, smp, Struggling

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Seereax, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.

Axisland Minecraft server

Anarchy, AxisLand, BUILD, Cheats, Competition, destroy, Development, Events, Fair Play, gameplay, Minecraft, penalties, Rewards, rules, Server, SURVIVE, toxic behavior, world

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.

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PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server

algorithm, Anti-Spam system, Community, discussion, Feedback, Gaming, Improvement, Mania, measures, Minecraft, new, onenineone28, ONLINE, Opinions, pixelcraft, SECURITY, Server, software, Technology, Thoughts, ubisoft, Updates, vidya

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Emeralds Found:	5813
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9881
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old Anti-Spam systems? Well, look no further because our server has the most EPIC Anti-Spam system you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, even the creepers are jealous!

Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

adorable, animal, Barnyard, cute, Entertainment, Farm, farm animal, funny, Goat, hilarious, humor, Internet Sensation, Livestock, meme, Minecraft, pet, Popular, smp, social media, THATS MY GOAT!, Video, viral

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

2020 election, Allan Lichtman, blocky, election analysis, Election Forecasting, election outcome, election prediction, election results, forecasting model, incorrect prediction, key factors, Minecraft, model interpretation, political analysis, political commentator, political forecasting, political science, prediction accuracy, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump Victory

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Towns Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

90kyr, aspirations, budgeting, career, family, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Stability, future planning, income, Investments, Leave, maker, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, Pregnancy, salary, savings, smp, stay at home, success, Support, work, work-life balance

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!