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ZelenskyCraft: No Deals on Resources!

Deals, economic burden, environmental impact, environmental stewardship, ethical considerations, future generations, government policy, intergenerational equity, leadership stance, long-term consequences, national heritage, natural resource deal, political decision, public interest, public outcry, resource exploitation, Resource Management, Resources, social responsibility, Sustainable development, ukrainians, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

so like, u kno how ukraine has like, natural resources and stuff? well this server is like, the opposite of that. we got all the resources u could ever want, and u don’t even gotta pay for it!

join our server and be like zelensky, but without all the political drama. u can sign deals and stuff, but they won’t cost u 10 generations of ur family’s wealth.

come join us and be the ruler of ur own minecraft world, where u can mine all the diamonds u want without worrying about the economy crashing. it’s like a utopia, but with creepers and stuff.

so come on down and join our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can fit in ur inventory. trust us, it’s way better than signing natural resource deals that will haunt u for generations to come.

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New Server IP
Minimum Wage Congress

Accountability, Congress, economic policy, elected officials, equality, fair pay, Government, government salaries, income inequality, leadership, legislative branch, Living Wage, Minimum, minimum wage, political reform, Politics, public officials, public servants, public service, social justice, Wage

so, like, have you ever wanted to see congress and public officials struggle like the rest of us plebs? well, now you can on our minecraft server! watch as they mine for diamonds and fight off creepers all while earning minimum wage. it’s like a reality show but in blocky pixel form. join now for a front row seat to the chaos and hilarity! who needs netflix when you have this server, amirite?

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New Server IP
WormsInBrain Traveler’s Paradise

30 year old, Bangkok, Bangkok Street Food, brain infestation, destinations, DOCTORS, Hawaii, Hawaii ocean swim, medical mystery, Ocean, Paradise, parasitic worms, rat lungworm, raw sushi, salad, street food, swim, TOKYO, Tokyo raw sushi, travel, travelers, WOMAN, WormsInBrain

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing infesting your brain will be the urge to play all day and night! we promise no parasitic worms, just fun and games!

this server is so lit, even a 30-year old woman who ate street food in bangkok, raw sushi in tokyo, and swam in the ocean in hawaii couldn’t resist joining! she said the only thing more addictive than our server was the sushi (and that’s saying a lot)!

we’ve got more excitement than a medical mystery, more adventure than a trip around the world, and more laughs than a rat lungworm trying to navigate a brain! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

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New Server IP
Deepstone

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Deepstone is a cave-only Anarchy server with custom terrain that allows for full minecraft playthrough without any need for going up to surface. Mods/admins play on survival too so you don’t have to worry about admin abuse. Expect hidden structures and beautiful landscape for aggressive and passive gameplay.

deepstone.play-network.io

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New Server IP

KLAATZOO SMP

application, Chat, Community, connectivity, data packs, Discord, Environment, Equal, Fabric, Friendly, gameplay, Gaming, KLAATZOO, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Redstone, respectful, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Friendly People	We pride ourselves on being respectful, welcoming, and (somewhat) mature. We maintain a relaxed environment where you can be as you please.
Vanilla Plus	No pay to win. Everyone is equal and limited only by what vanilla Minecraft can do. Server-side data packs enhance gameplay.
Easy connectivity	Server is up 24/7, no mods needed to join. Simple Voice Chat mod encouraged for easy communication.
Redstone Ready	Running on 1.21.4 Fabric, Redstone contraptions won’t break.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Click here to join our Discord server. Fill out an application in the applications channel to start playing.

Q: Are there any age restrictions?

A: We prefer players to be 16 years or older to ensure a safe environment for everyone.

Q: What data packs are used on the server?

A: Some of our data packs include “fast leaf decay”, “mob and player head drops”, “Discord to Minecraft chat”, “invisible item frames”, and “custom armor stands”. More details can be found in our Discord server.

Q: Do I need to install any mods to join?

A: No mods are needed to join the server. The Simple Voice Chat mod is encouraged for communication but not required.

Q: How do I contact server administrators?

A: Message tastygarlek, .anmts, or klaatzoo on Discord for any questions or issues.

Q: Why is the server named Klaatzoo SMP?

A: Our server owner, Klaatzoo, has a big ego. Please excuse the server name.

ZelenskyCraft: No Deals on Resources!

Minimum Wage Congress

WormsInBrain Traveler’s Paradise

Deepstone