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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6163 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3649 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
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