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BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Towns Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	758	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Alien Abductions:	5

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Farms Harvested:	270
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8200
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	4079	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	221
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
New Chunks Explored:	445165	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1079	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5130	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	541
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	530064
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ores Mined:	9523
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!