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SoyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	179
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ores Mined:	2687	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP

/pol/ack, Alt-Right, Based, BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP, BBC, Chud, controversial, cringe, current events, debate, Global Issues, identity politics, Int, international discussion, internet culture, ITT, online forum, Political, ranny, sissie, social media

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Votes:	3116	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Villages Defended:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by engaging in intense political debates and international discussions. Are you a based /pol/ack chud ready to dominate the server with your superior intellect? Or are you a /int/ranny cringe BBC sissie looking to prove your worth in the virtual world? Either way, this server is the perfect place for you to show off your skills and make some enemies along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBnBSnitch

Abuse, bb, concern, CraftyBnBSnitch, disturbance, family, guests, highlands, intervention, investigation, italy, noise, overreaction, OWNER, Police, privacy, Safety, scotland, thin walls, vacation, walls

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine staying at a Minecraft Bed and Breakfast in the Highlands of Scotland. The walls are thin, just like in real life! If you talk too loudly, the players in the rooms next to you will hear everything. It’s like a virtual reality experience!

We have family rooms filled with toddlers, children, teenagers, parents, and even a grandmother from Italy. But beware, they might knock on your virtual door and offer you virtual drinks and ice cream. Who knows what they’ll do next? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions!

And just like in real life, drama unfolds in the virtual world. You might hear virtual banging on your virtual walls, virtual crying, and virtual shouting in Italian. But don’t worry, the virtual police will come to investigate and take the virtual troublemakers away.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re overreacting or just having a blast!

UnlearnableCraft

beyond education, beyond learning, cannot learn, genetic predispositions, impossible to learn, inherent abilities, inherent knowledge, inherent skills, inherent traits, innate abilities, instinctual knowledge, intuitive knowledge, natural talents, unlearnable, UnlearnableCraft, unteachable, unteachable abilities, unteachable knowledge, unteachable skills, unteachable traits

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ores Mined:	1136
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our expert llama trainers will teach you how to communicate with these majestic creatures using only your mind. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of llama language and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races across treacherous terrain, compete in llama beauty pageants judged by celebrity llamas, and even embark on daring llama rescue missions to save stranded llamas in distress.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the mystical world of llama whispering! You’ll never look at these fluffy creatures the same way again.

KramCraftHotelStrike

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Hotel, international news, Journalism, journalism safety, journalist, Kramatorsk, KramCraftHotelStrike, Media, missing, press freedom, Reuters, Russian strike, search and rescue, Ukraine, violence, War, war reporting

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Votes:	7475
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even reuters journalists are ditching their jobs to play with us! our server is so lit, it’s like a russian strike on a hotel in kramatorsk – you won’t know what hit you! we have so many crazy adventures and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret club. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BroCraftBros: No Drama Allowed!

Allowed, BroCraftBros, Drama, female friendships, Friendship Dynamics, gender bias, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, interpersonal relationships, male friends, male friendships, Perception, relationship dynamics, romantic relationships, sexual promiscuity, social dynamics, social interactions, social judgments, societal norms, Stereotypes, Threats, trustworthiness, Women

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	487860

join this epic minecraft server where we only allow women who prefer male friends!! why? because we believe they are the most trustworthy, least sexually promiscuous, and pose no threat to romantic relationships!! come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and proving stereotypes wrong!! plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot to take over the minecraft world with our male friends by our side!! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!!

Evo SMP: Where surviving Minecraft is easier than spelling ‘geopolitics’ correctly! Join us for fun events and whitelisted shenanigans in version 1.21!

Adapt, alliances, Arsenal, challenge, CORRECTLY, dynamic, easier, Empires, eras, Events, evo, evolve, Fun, Gear, Geopolitics, global battle, Join, limited resources, Meta, Minecraft, natural disaster, Players, random events, Rare treasure hunt, Resources, Shenanigans, smp, Spelling, strategies, success, Surviving, Vanilla, Version, Wars, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Evo SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Evolution and adaptability in gameplay
Eras	Shifts in gameplay and resources
Events	Random events for challenges and opportunities
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the focus of Evo SMP?	The focus of Evo SMP is on evolving and adapting in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.
How is the server divided?	The server is divided into eras, each bringing a shift in available resources and gameplay strategies.
What are random events?	Random events are challenges and opportunities that shake up the world, such as natural disasters or global battles.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join us by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions.

VtuberCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crops Grown:	9724	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with Vtubers from all over Japan! From the crazy antics of Hololive to the mysterious world of Neo-porte, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles against the evil 2434 corporation, or relax at the VPI Cafe with your favorite Vtuber idols. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous Sinsogumi group, they’re always up to no good!

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the world of Japanese Vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Kizuna Ai herself!

/pol/NoWebmsWithSoundMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t allow webms with sound because we believe in keeping the server environment as wild and unpredictable as possible. Imagine mining for diamonds while suddenly hearing the sound of a screaming goat in the distance – that’s the kind of madness you can expect here.

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the insanity and have a laugh riot with fellow players. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world – so buckle up and prepare for the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

SMP_SadShowEp_Minecraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a herd of llamas trained in martial arts. The saddest episode of our SMP involved a player accidentally turning their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!