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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9799 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!