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PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, bilateral talks, Defense, defense agreements, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, discharge, expulsion, foreign policy, India, Indian nationals, Indian soldiers, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military service, Minecraft, modi, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians and indians fighting it out in epic battles! modi and putin had a chat and now all the indians are getting kicked out of the russian military, so they need a new place to show off their skills! join us for crazy pvp battles, build epic bases, and maybe even start a world war or two! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft? join now and be part of the chaos!

PatriotCraft: NATO Edition

air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2086	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

HighCraft: Brain on Pause

altered brain activity, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, Cannabis, cannabis users, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive processing, drug effects, drug use, HighCraft, Marijuana, marijuana effects, mental health, neural responses, neurological differences, neurology, pause, substance use, switching tasks, task performance

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Emeralds Found:	4756	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!

HardcoreSurvivalServer – 1.15.2 Minecraft Server

1.15.2, 1.16, Adequate, April 5 2020, Ban, Closed Server, Community, discovery, Exploration, Friendly, HardcoreSurvivalServer, Minecraft, new worlds, Players, Survival, update, Version Switch, Waiting, Whitelist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

The server started on April 5, 2020. A world where many places have not yet been visited by players. We have all just begun our survival and are just discovering new worlds. Join us too! Here you can have a good time with other players, because only adequate people play on the server. All inadequate and unfriendly players are banned. Very soon the server will be closed and will be available only through the whitelist. The whitelist will include only those players who logged in at the start and before access to the server was closed. We are all waiting for the Minecraft update (1.16) and as soon as this version is available, we will immediately update the world and switch to this version.

95.217.112.101:25599

CraftyLife Minecraft Server

anxiety, Conflict, CraftyLife, danger, death, fear, Future, Geopolitics, Good, HOLY, Invasion, landmine, Life, Minecraft, POL, Politics, russia, Server, Survival, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, world events

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	1462
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Tired of worrying about getting caught in the crossfire of international conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about stepping on a landmine while mining for diamonds. Plus, who needs to worry about geopolitics when you can build your own empire and conquer the virtual world instead? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

2024 ElectionCraft Server

2024 election, campaign strategy, citizenship validation, election forecast, election manipulation, election outcome, ElectionCraft, Electoral Process, government policies, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, political analysis, political prediction, prediction, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump administration, voter demographics, voter validation, voting rights

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5605
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Magic Items Found:	1216	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the craziest antics as we predict the citizenship of illegal immigrants to ensure Trump wins in the next election. That’s right, we’ve got psychics on staff who can see into the future and make sure things go Trump’s way. It’s like playing Minecraft with a crystal ball!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because things are about to get weird!

SisterWifeDrama Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Behavior, conservative lawyer, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, family event, hurt feelings, hypocritical, identifying as non-binary, INSULTED, liberal family, love, Minecraft, previous comments, Respect, rude comments, Server, sister’s wife, SisterWifeDrama, Son, wedding anniversary

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we celebrate our 20th wedding anniversary with a dinner party that’s sure to be more explosive than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Meet our lovely host, who decided to exclude her sister’s conservative lawyer wife from the guest list after she made some not-so-nice comments about non-binary identities. Talk about a plot twist!

Will the sister and her kids boycott the party unless the wife is invited? Will there be more drama than a soap opera in the Nether? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold in real-time!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Join now and let the drama begin!

TVSettingsGriefer123

Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, electronics, factory reset, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, parental control, parenting, picture quality, tech support, Technology, TV brightness, TV menus, TV settings, TV settings dispute, TV setup, TVSettingsGriefer123

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	102	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2328	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over TV settings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only settings you need to worry about are your render distance and FOV! No more arguments over brightness or contrast, just pure blocky fun!

Our server is so easy to set up, even a llama could do it! No more hours spent navigating through confusing menus and dealing with address verification crap. Just log in, pick a spot, and start building your dream pixelated palace.

And the best part? No one will judge you for wanting the brightness just right. In fact, we encourage you to make your Minecraft world as bright or dark as you please. No more sharing settings with your daughter or arguing with your wife – just peaceful building and mining.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be resetting is your spawn point. Say goodbye to TV troubles and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

LieCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, biggest lie, confession, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, fib, Guilt, Honesty, Integrity, LieCraft, Minecraft, moral dilemma, secret, Server, tall tale, Trust, untruth, white lie

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	861
Divine Spears Created:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	1785
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98

Have you ever told someone you were a pro Minecraft player when you actually couldn’t even craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be as big of a liar as you want and still have a blast! Join us and spin tales of epic battles with Ender Dragons and secret underground bases filled with diamonds (even though you actually spend most of your time getting lost in caves). So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – just remember, the bigger the lie, the better the adventure!