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BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, BlockyWeightLossJourney, Challenges, cravings, diet, emotional eating, Exercise, healthy habits, Journey, lifestyle changes, long-term success, Minecraft, motivation, Obstacles, perseverance, plateaus, progress tracking, self-discipline, setbacks, smp, stumbling blocks, support system, weight loss

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	1355
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

TrustBlockCraft

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, broken promises, Deceit, Deception, disbelief, dishonesty, disloyalty, Honesty, Infidelity, Integrity, Lies, loyalty, mistrust, skepticism, suspicion, Trust, TrustBlockCraft, unfaithfulness, untrustworthy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	78	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.

ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks

Alliance, bilateral talks, blocks, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media coverage, Meeting, Officials, Partnership, Politics, President Zelenskyy, press conference, summit, Ukraine, united states, Visit, washington d.c., White House, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5931	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	220	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server

Account Stats, blocky, Builds, dark cosmic, event horizon, fright night, league of legends, Legends, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nunu & Willump, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, pyke, S.o.ylas, Server, shaco, veigar, viego, worlds, zeri

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special Worlds event featuring Viego himself, ready to take on any challengers in a battle for supremacy. And don’t even get us started on the Event Horizon, where Dark Cosmic S.o.ylas (yes, you read that right) is waiting to unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting players.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so OP that even the pastebin can’t handle all the awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

No You Can’t Do De-Communisation In Minecraft SMP

cold war, communism, Conflict Resolution, DeCommunisation, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, fake communist states, freedom, Government, Historical revisionism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, nationalism, nato bases, Politics, Propaganda, smp, soviet union

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Emeralds Found:	2422	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Enchantments Applied:	213	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can decommunise fake communist states and destroy NATO bases? Well, you won’t find that here! Instead, join us for a server full of chaos and craziness where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as wild and unpredictable as you are? Join us today and see what kind of madness you can get into. Just remember, anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, assault, bar, BETRAYAL, BlockBust, Boyfriend, broken arm, Cheating, consequences, DATING, Friends, injury, kiss, Minecraft, PHOTO, Police, rejection, self defense, Server, social media

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Votes:	4398
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Magic Items Found:	5411
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken arms, shady characters, and lost friendships – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!

Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyCreeperAirportFail

Airport, anger, Communication, Concert, Conflict, CraftyCreeperAirportFail, Disrespect, exhaustion, hospitality industry, husband, late night, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, ticket, Transportation, Uber, Wife, work

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	800	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!

Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

OpinionWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, conviction, DEFEND, die for belief, firm conviction, Life, Minecraft, opinion, OpinionWarrior, passionate belief, resolute stance, smp, stand by opinion, staunch belief, steadfast belief, strong opinion, unmovable opinion, unshakable opinion, unshakeable conviction, unwavering stance, unyielding belief, VALUES

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to defend your opinion on pineapple belonging on pizza with your life! That’s right, we have intense debates that can only be settled through epic PvP battles in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer?

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!

DramaCraft: Unbelievable Tales

Authenticity, communication barriers, coping mechanisms, coping with trauma, disbelief, DramaCraft, dramatic stories, emotional burden, emotional impact, emotional release, hidden truths, keeping secrets, overcoming obstacles, Personal experiences, secrecy, Self-expression, sharing stories, storytelling, Tales, trust issues, truthfulness, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable stories

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of keeping all your wild and crazy Minecraft adventures to yourself because they’re just too unbelievable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage and embrace the most insane and outrageous stories you have to share! From battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword to building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, we want to hear it all. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Repro Coercion Craft

abusive behaviors, abusive partners, abusive relationships, Australian women, coercion, coercion tactics, controlling behavior, controlling partners, Craft, domestic violence, gender inequality, gender-based violence, intimate partner violence, partner abuse, repro, reproductive abuse, reproductive autonomy, reproductive coercion, reproductive control, reproductive freedom, reproductive health, reproductive rights, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

so, like, u know how 1 in 20 australian women could have had some weird stuff happen with their baby-making parts cuz of their partner? well, on our minecraft server, we promise NONE of that will happen! cuz, like, our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what kind of crazy stuff they’ve been through. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and making new friends! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and llamas. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s build a world where everyone can be happy and free from reproductive coercion!