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Creeper Queens: Where even cisboys can’t compete!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of being a basic cisboy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can’t compete with the level of craziness we have in store for you! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.

UmmahCraft: Where Minecraft meets the power of the Ummah! Join us for epic adventures!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the power of the Ummah reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power of unlimited bacon! Yes, you heard that right. Bacon diamonds. Need I say more?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, clucking orders to all who dare challenge him. Join us and you might just have the chance to ride into battle on a giant chicken too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that only the power of the Ummah can provide. See you in the game, and may the bacon diamonds be ever in your favor! 🥓💎🐔🤣

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Animals Bred:	94
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join Enna, Millie, Nina (who may have graduated but still hangs around), and Reimu on their wild adventures through the pixelated world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to battling dragons, these gals know how to have a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will hook you up with all the craziest mods and add-ons to take your gameplay to the next level. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing llamas? We got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

AssCraft: Where /v/ meets bootylicious adventures!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ores Mined:	5866	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	174	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have transformed /v/ into the ultimate ass-loving board, where you can build giant butt sculptures and participate in twerking competitions with other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Buttzilla, a massive creature made entirely out of butt cheeks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join forces with other players to take down Buttzilla and claim the coveted Golden Toilet Seat as your prize.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring plenty of toilet paper – things tend to get messy around here!

CraftyCraft: No Neo Nazis Allowed! Join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2237	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ores Mined:	2491	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so diverse that even the most radical “white nationalists” look like they just stepped out of a rainbow. You’ll never know who you’ll meet next, from a pink-haired Enderman to a flaming hot zombie (literally, he’s on fire).

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and let the madness begin!

Death God & Black Maid Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, Anime Series, Black, butler, comedy, dark humor, death, Demons, FANTASY, Gerbera, GOD, Gothic, Kuro Maid, Maid, Manga, manga series, master-servant relationship, Minecraft, romance, Server, Sharon, Shinigami Bocchan, Supernatural, victorian era

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sharon, a sassy llama, meets Gerbera, a magical talking flower! Join us for endless adventures and wacky shenanigans as these two unlikely friends team up to take on the creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to break it down (literally). You won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive diamond-encrusted golden carrot that grants wishes (or at least makes your character look super fancy).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Sharon and Gerbera can’t wait to meet you!

Crafty Creeper Chaos

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for a chance to roll dubs and unlock the secret filter that takes you on a journey from 50 to 00 in the blink of an eye. And if you’re lucky enough to hit raw trips, you’ll be transported straight to the rawest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Reach raw quads and you’ll not only get the raw experience, but also two extra pics of Steve doing the Macarena in a chicken suit. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty Taco Town: Where Spanish Speakers Rule the Blocks!

1. español, 10. orgullo mexicano, 11. historia de México, 12. gastronomía mexicana, 13. música mexicana, 14. folclore mexicano, 15. arte mexicano, 16. turismo en México, 17. celebraciones mexicanas, 18. lucha libre mexicana, 19. tequila y mezcal, 2. hilo español, 20. mariachi y charro., 3. VIVA MEXICO, 4. PUTOS, 5. cultura mexicana, 6. idioma español, 7. México lindo y querido, 8. tradiciones mexicanas, 9. fiestas patrias, blocks, Crafty, rule, Spanish, speakers, taco, TOWN

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Welcome to our Mexican-themed Minecraft server, where the only rule is to yell “VIVA MEXICO PUTOS” every time you log in!

Join us for epic battles against giant piñatas filled with diamonds, race against speedy chupacabras in our obstacle courses, and even participate in our annual taco-eating contest where the winner gets a real-life sombrero!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary El Dorado temple, rumored to be filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. VIVA MEXICO PUTOS!

WeirdCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Potions Brewed:	153	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild that even the management team has resorted to skinwalking to keep things interesting. That’s right, they’re so dedicated to providing a unique experience that they’ve taken on the appearance of their players.

But don’t worry, Elira is here to save the day! She’s the only one brave enough to reply to your messages and keep the chaos in check. Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Bros Server: Where Dishonored 3 is the Real Quest!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of waiting for Dishonored 3 to come out? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a world where you can experience all the thrills of Dishonored 3 before it even exists!

Join our server and embark on epic stealth missions, take down corrupt politicians, and use supernatural powers to navigate through a dystopian city. And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with the infamous Outsider himself!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness of Dishonored 3 before anyone else!