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Swap Chat Minecraft Server

average person, Chat, critical thinking, human interaction, Minecraft, moron, political discourse, political implications, public opinion, public service, public transportation, Server, societal contribution, societal expectations, societal importance, societal issues, societal roles, societal value, Swap, Tram driver, useless eater, useless resource drains

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Hop on our Minecraft server where even the tram drivers are questioning the meaning of life! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through deep philosophical discussions while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs humans when you have a community of gamers ready to conquer the virtual world? Join us and discover the true meaning of existence…or just have a good laugh with fellow players who are just as confused as you are. Let’s build a world where being a “useless eater” is actually a compliment!

Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

amusement, anticipation, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, humor, Humorist, Humorous, LAUGH, Minecraft, series, Show, Sitcom, smp, television, Television Show, TV, Waiting, WIT

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	5204	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Zombie Dances:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and wild events!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive events like the “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical skills to win epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” event where you can dress up in fancy outfits and attend a glamorous party with your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else.

ShadowBird Minecraft SMP

#my hero academia, Anime, creepy, Dark, dark hero, dark powers, Darkness, distrust, Evil, fear, feathers, Fumikage Tokoyami, Hero, Intimidating, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, Scary, ShadowBird, Sinister, smp, suspicious, trust issues, Villain

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got heroes who look more evil than the actual villains, making you question who the real bad guys are. Join us if you want to be constantly on edge, never knowing who to trust or who might stab you in the back (literally). And hey, if you’re looking for a reason to hate someone, we’ve got plenty of sketchy characters to choose from. So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

advice, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating apps, dating challenges, dating struggles, Dating success, dating tips, finding love, Girlfriend, love, meeting people, Minecraft, online dating, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, self improvement, Server, Single life, Social Skills

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crops Grown:	4593	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle together in the virtual world? Plus, our server is filled with eligible players who are all looking for that special someone. So ditch the dating apps and join us for a chance at true love (in pixel form)!

March to Minecraft SMP Lumpur

activism, activism in Malaysia, citizens’ rights, civil disobedience, current events, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Kuala Lumpur, Kuala Lumpur protest, lumpur, Malaysia, March, Minecraft, peaceful protest, political movement, protest, protest march, public gathering, smp, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Towns Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we host weekly chicken races where the winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t worry, our chickens are trained professionals.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kuala Lumpur March, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding creepers and lava pits to reach the promised land of diamonds. It’s a race against time and your fellow players, but the rewards are worth it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

Adventure, camping, Caution, cautionary tale, creepy predators, Dangerous, Freaks, HIGH, horny, Japanese high schoolers, JK bodies, Minecraft, PROWLING, Risky, Safety, Schoolers, Server, solo camping, teenagers, Tiny, unsupervised, vulnerable, Wilderness, Woods

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

Characters, characters we couldn’t save, couldn’t save, couldnt, Good, Good characters, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Save, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

anti-Semitic, Combat, deserters, discipline, Executioners, Frontline, historical records, Jewish soldier, Jewish soldiers, military discipline, Military Police, Minecraft, Myth, myth-making, Officers, Operation Torch, Propaganda, sensationalized fiction, smp, Totally, U.S. Army, war records, wartime events

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	6706	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!