Ivan’s Big Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of being called Ivan and living in a poverty beggar country where Big Macs cost less than a dollar? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Big Macs cost $6 because we are rich and have a GDP per Capita higher than your wildest dreams! Plus, we have LGBT parades every day because we live in a civilized world unlike poor Ivan from a totalitarian dictatorial shithole. Don’t be like Ivan, join our server and live your best life!

SisCraft: No Marriage, No Problem!

arguments, Cheating, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family conflict resolution, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trip, family vacation, family vacation conflicts, marital issues, Marriage, marriage problems, Problem, relationship advice, SisCraft, sister drama, sister’s husband, sister’s marriage

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and maybe even a few arguments over who gets the last diamond.

Just like on a family vacation to Bora Bora, you never know what kind of drama will unfold on our server. Will your virtual sister cause chaos with her redstone creations? Will your brother-in-law cheat his way to the top of the leaderboards? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, we have a strict no crying baby policy – unless it’s a baby zombie, then all bets are off. Join us and escape the real-life drama for some virtual fun that will leave you saying, “I can’t believe that just happened in Minecraft!” So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

BelieveItOrNotMC, childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood revelations, debunked myths, false beliefs, funny beliefs, growing up, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions clarified, mistaken beliefs, myths debunked, naive beliefs, reality check, silly beliefs, smp, strange beliefs

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! So, like, when I was a kid, I totally thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would find a secret portal to a real-life diamond mine! Can you believe that? 😂 But, like, now I know that’s not true, but this server is still super cool and you should totally join because we have flying pigs and talking chickens! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on wacky adventures together! 🦄🌈🐷🐔💎 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ChildhoodDelusions #JoinUsNow

BlockbusterPain

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Villages Defended:	19

Have you ever been punched in the face by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and epic battles. Who needs a spa day when you can experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a horde of zombies while trying to build your dream castle? Trust us, the pain will be totally worth it when you emerge victorious and covered in diamond armor. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our server!

Sparkly Survival

age limit, application, ATTEND, Chill, commands, Community, Discord, Features, immature, Materials, Minecraft, Perks, Players, Ranks, released, Resource, Semi Vanilla, Server, sparkly, Staff, Survival, Systems, TOXIC

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Items Found:	6846
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Sparkly Survival Server Overview

Server Name	Sparkly Survival
Release Date	18th December 2024
Server Features	Player-ran diamond economy 10 ranks with perks/commands Simple server with fun systems Monthly resetting resource worlds

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by submitting a short application about yourself through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/sparklymc.

Q: What is the server’s economy based on?

A: The server has a player-ran diamond economy where players trade and use diamonds as the main currency.

Q: Are there age restrictions to join the server?

A: While there isn’t a strict age limit, we do not accept immature applicants as we aim to maintain a friendly and welcoming community.

Q: How often do the resource worlds reset?

A: The resource worlds reset monthly to ensure there is a consistent availability of materials for players.

The Balding Explorer 1.21

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Zombie Dances:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, forget about my man’s balding head, come join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life!

We got pixelated blocks for days and mobs that will make you question your sanity.

Plus, who needs hair when you can build epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss?

Join us and let your inner blocky adventurer shine, balding or not!

Kissing Company Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Potions Brewed:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a kissing company! That’s right, for just $5, you can get a kiss from one of our hand-picked ladies in the game. And let me tell you, these virtual kisses are worth every penny!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen!

SnowGlobeSurprise

christmas, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, devastation, disagreement, family, fragile, gift, insistence, parenting, prediction, regret, second guessing, Shattered, snow globe, SnowGlobeSurprise, Stingy, Strict, Wife

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	New Chunks Explored:	25827
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of snow globes and the devastation that comes with breaking them! Join us for a world where fragile items are cherished and protected (or not, depending on how good you are at not dropping them).

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the delicate beauty of snow globes and understand the struggle of trying to keep them intact. Whether you’re a pro at handling fragile items or just enjoy the thrill of living on the edge, this server is the place for you.

Just like in the story above, you never know when a snow globe might shatter and bring chaos to your virtual world. But hey, at least you’ll get to enjoy it first before it inevitably breaks, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the excitement of living on the edge with fragile items. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the importance of listening to your wife (or not).

PublicPVPPrankster – Minecraft SMP

Assertiveness, awkward, Body language, Boundaries, bystander intervention, Communication, Confrontation, consent, flirtation, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, Move, personal space, Public, PublicPVPPrankster, reaction, Respect, self defense, smp, social norms, societal expectations, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but raw potatoes as weapons. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the forest and grants wishes to anyone who can find it.

So if you want to join a server where the sky is purple, the trees are made of candy, and the pigs wear top hats, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared to be attacked by flying squids and chased by dancing skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and the chance to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle. See you there, my fellow Minecraft maniacs! #bestserverever #llamalove #potatowarriors

PixelPurse

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Star Shards Collected:	78
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Have you ever thought that potatoes could be the key to becoming a Minecraft millionaire? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground potato farm that produces the rarest and most valuable potatoes in the entire Minecraft universe. Join our server and become the ultimate potato tycoon, selling your spuds for insane amounts of virtual cash!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a pet panda army that roams the server, ready to protect and serve their fearless leader (that’s you, by the way). Ride into battle on the back of a panda and conquer all who dare to challenge you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most potato-filled adventure of your Minecraft life!

EclipticPvP

Community, competitive, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, EclipticPvP, Economy, Factions, Gaming, Join, Minecraft, Network, Payouts, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Season, Server, Skyblock

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Gamemodes Available: – Skyblock – Factions – Prisons – and more! $1,000+ Payouts Per Season

Join today and don’t miss out! Discord: https://discord.gg/qKX3dFhNsM

play.eclipticpvp.net

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