CraftyVacayLand

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Star Shards Collected:	192	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Have you ever wanted to vacation in a world made entirely of blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate getaway destination!

Picture this: you’re lounging on a beach made of sand blocks, sipping on a potion of invisibility while watching creepers frolic in the ocean. Or maybe you’re exploring a jungle filled with talking parrots and treasure chests full of diamonds.

But wait, it gets even better! Our server has a secret underground city where villagers ride pigs like chariots and the zombies are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of brains.

So why waste your time on boring old vacations when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the trip of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve built a roller coaster through a volcano or hosted a llama fashion show, you’ll never want to leave!

Blood Pressure Buddy

Blood, blood pressure, blood pressure measurement, buddy, Caltech, continuous monitoring, device, health monitoring, health technology, Healthcare Technology, home monitoring, hospital monitoring, limited resources, medical advancements, medical device, medical innovation, noninvasive, PRESSURE, remote healthcare, remote monitoring, TEAM, true blood pressure, vital sign monitoring

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Void Gems Collected:	25	Farms Harvested:	577
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8272
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	4157	Falling into the Void:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

so, like, u know how u always gotta go to the doc to get ur blood pressure checked? well, NOT ANYMORE, my dude! this server has this INSANE new method to measure ur blood pressure without even touching u! like, u can just chill at home, playin Minecraft, and still know if ur blood pressure is good or not.

no more waitin in those boring hospital rooms, no more awkward small talk with the doc. just join this server and u can monitor ur blood pressure wherever u are, even in the middle of nowhere! who needs resources when u got this crazy device, amirite?

so come join us and experience the future of vital-sign monitoring. plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and the best memes around. u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun, trust me!

What is the IP for Joe Bart Games Minecraft Server?

bart, games, Joe, joebartolozzi, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Joe Bart Games is an independent game developer known for creating innovative and captivating video games. With a passion for storytelling and immersive gameplay experiences, Joe Bart Games has garnered a loyal following of gamers who appreciate their unique and fresh approach to game design. Their diverse portfolio showcases a range of genres, from action-adventure to puzzle games, all infused with their distinctive artistic style and attention to detail. Joe Bart Games continues to push the boundaries of game development, delivering high-quality entertainment that resonates with players worldwide.

CraftopiaNetwork

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

CraftopiaNetwork – Join us for our grand opening on January 1st, 2025! Seeking builders, testers, developers, admins, mods, and helpers. Shape our OP Prison server’s future with creativity and expertise. Gain early access, community recognition, and make a direct impact. Apply via Discord (https://discord.gg/invite/WgshQmRYeT) to join our passionate team forging the future of Minecraft gaming!

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Bright Beyond

Adventures, BATTLING, Bright Beyond, building, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, dynamic, Eternal SMP, Exploring, Fun, Immersive, Minecraft, multiplayer, player, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rich, Server, Survival, THRIVING

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Eternal SMP is a dynamic Minecraft survival multiplayer server where adventures never end! Dive into a rich, immersive world filled with custom biomes, epic quests, and a thriving community. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, Eternal SMP offers endless fun and challenges for every player. Join us today!

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Warped SMP: Where we take Vanilla, add some Bedrock and stir in a dash of chaos! Join our derpy Hermitcraft wannabes today!

1.21, ADD, application, bedrock, Chaos, collaboration, Community, Dash, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Drama, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, instagram, java, Join, Minigames, Semi Vanilla, smp, Standard, Stir, Today, Trust, Vanilla, Wannabes, warped, Welcoming

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The server just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get into the server.

Important Links

Discord Invite	Join Here
Instagram Account	Click Here for Screenshot Gallery

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

Cleide’s Creamy Booty Minecraft Server

BOOTY, Cleides, creamy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you the most outrageous and unforgettable gaming experience! Join us and explore a world where anything is possible, including sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant banana houses to riding pigs into battle, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, anything goes on our server, even if it involves sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

Face Ruiner Minecraft SMP

Actresses, Appearance, Barbie movie, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, Celebrity Gossip, cosmetic procedures, face, face ruin, facial transformations, film industry, Hollywood, Margo Robbie, media criticism, Minecraft, plastic surgery, public scrutiny, RUINER, self esteem, smp, societal pressures, TABLOID NEWS, Ugly

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for a wild ride where Margo Robbie is actually a secret Minecraft pro who disguises herself as a noob to troll unsuspecting players. Watch out for her sneaky traps and hilarious pranks as she navigates the world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fluffy revolution?

With epic build battles, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who love to goof off and have a good time, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for anyone looking to escape reality and dive into a world of pure insanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CraftyMorningMadness

cat, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, CraftyMorningMadness, Expectations, future plans, Gratitude, Help, household chores, lateness, Laundry, Marriage, marriage roles, morning routine, Pets, relationship dynamics, Resentment, responsibilities, teamwork, work schedule

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork and punctuality are key! Just like the OP’s wife, we expect all players to be at their virtual jobs by 8:30am sharp. Latecomers will face consequences more severe than a passive-aggressive text message – we’re talking creeper explosions and zombie invasions!

But don’t worry, we also value balance in relationships. If you help your fellow players in the morning, they’ll help you in return. Need some virtual coffee or a smoothie? We got you covered. And if you can’t cook in real life, no problem! Our virtual kitchen is always open.

Join us for a fun and chaotic experience, where responsibilities are shared and gratitude is always appreciated. Just watch out for those late-night skeleton attacks – they’re even scarier than a wife who’s running late for work!

PrincipalOfficeDumbness – Minecraft SMP

Childhood, childhood antics, childhood memories, childhood mischief, detention, discipline, dumb, EMBARRASSING, funny, juvenile, Minecraft, misbehavior, Mischief, PrincipalOfficeDumbness, principals office, punishment, rule breaking, School, School days, school memories, silly, smp, troublemaker

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
New Chunks Explored:	723694	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of getting sent to the principal’s office for the dumbest reasons? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and never worry about getting in trouble for silly things like wearing mismatched socks or forgetting your homework ever again.

Our server is a magical place where the principal is a friendly llama who loves to dance and hand out cookies instead of detentions. We have epic quests where you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil villagers, and build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries about getting in trouble behind. Who needs a principal’s office when you can have a llama dance party instead?

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