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BoomerBash Minecraft Server

Ageism, blame game, Boomer hate, BoomerBash, Bootstraps, country dump, criticism, cultural criticism, cultural decline, Fault, generational divide, Minecraft, oh Canada, RESPONSIBILITY, retarded, self improvement, Server, social decay, societal collapse, societal decay, Societal Problems, societal responsibility, society issues

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of your country turning into a dumpster fire faster than you can say “oh Canada”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of intelligent llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join their ranks and become a llama overlord? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, chaos, and endless possibilities. Remember, it’s not your fault that your country is a mess, but it is your responsibility to join our server and make it a better place. Let’s do this, gamers!

Minecraft SMP: Muurftastic

long tail tags, Minecraft, Muurftastic, MUUUUUUUUUUUURF, smp

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at MUUUUUUUUUUUURF for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unpredictable events.

Why should you join MUUUUUUUUUUUURF, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and save the day. But that’s just a normal Tuesday on MUUUUUUUUUUUURF!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players compete to pull off the most epic pranks on each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a maze of TNT traps, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses in a race to the finish line.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us at MUUUUUUUUUUUURF! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always expect the unexpected.

StuffySaver Minecraft Server

baby, belongings, brother, damaged room, emotional attachment, evacuation, family, Firefighters, granny, Guilt, house fire, Irreplaceable, kitchen fire, love, Minecraft, Phone, Quick Thinking, Safety, SAVING, Server, stuffy, StuffySaver, stupid

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where saving your beloved stuffy is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and experience the thrill of rescuing your favorite in-game items from fiery disasters just like our player 13NB did with their precious bean bag horse, Wilma.

Imagine the adrenaline rush of running through a burning virtual house, dodging flames and obstacles to save your most treasured possessions. And don’t worry, our firefighters are always on standby to help put out any in-game fires that may occur.

Join us now and show off your quick thinking and bravery as you save your stuffies from certain doom. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate stuffy hero on our server! So grab your phone, grab your stuffy, and let’s embark on this wild adventure together. See you in the game!

NoDineOutWithoutMe

Boundaries, brunch plans, Communication, dining out, dinner plans, friendship, generational differences, guest behavior, guest etiquette, guest expectations, Hospitality, Hosting, hosting friends, NoDineOutWithoutMe, overnight guests, social norms, staying with friends, travel, uninviting guests, uninviting houseguests

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	229

Are you tired of being treated like a free hotel by your so-called friends? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those ungrateful guests! Join us and build your own virtual paradise where no one can overstay their welcome or mooch off of you for a fancy dinner in Sausalito.

On our server, you can create epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless worlds without worrying about unwanted house guests. Say goodbye to awkward brunch invitations and hello to a community of players who value your virtual hospitality.

So why wait? Join our server today and reclaim your virtual space from those pesky guests who just can’t take a hint. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life drama.

CraftyRulez Minecraft Server

Appropriate behavior, common courtesy, CraftyRulez, Manners, Minecraft, polite behavior, Server, social behavior, social conventions, social customs, social decorum, social etiquette, social expectations, social graces, social guidelines, Social Interaction, social mores, social niceties, social norms, social protocol, Social Skills, societal rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to learn the most important social rule of all time: never dig straight down! Why, you ask? Because rumor has it that if you do, you’ll fall into a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers and grooving zombies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even befriend a talking sheep who will give you hilarious life advice.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, if you see a chicken wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five for good luck.

BlockPartyCraft

Awareness, BlockPartyCraft, everyday luxuries, Gratitude, hidden advantages, hidden privileges, overlooked advantages, perspective, Privilege, societal advantages, societal blind spots, societal norms, taken for granted, unacknowledged advantages, unacknowledged benefits, unacknowledged perks, unappreciated benefits, underappreciated advantages, underappreciated privileges, unrecognized blessings, unrecognized opportunities

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Votes:	7529
Dragon Eggs Found:	9739	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	257759	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Potions Brewed:	189
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the privilege of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Most people don’t realize how lucky they are to have the opportunity to witness such epic showdowns on a daily basis. Plus, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers? Only on our server, of course! So come join us and discover the wild and wacky world that awaits you.

Lula’s Crafty Mine Server

BLOODBATH, Brazil, Crafty, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Diplomacy, elections, fear, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, intervention, Latin America, leadership, Lula, Lulas, Maduro, opposition, Politics, Server, south america, Venezuela, vote results

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. like, we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of clowns.

and get this, the server owner is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a giant mutant chicken. true story, bro. he’s like a superhero in disguise, fighting evil mobs and building epic castles at the same time.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream down there. just watch out for the lava traps and the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

so come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could you ask for?

GazaCraft: NoHamasAllowed

Agreement, Alliance, Beijing deal, ceasefire efforts, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza government, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, NoHamasAllowed, opposition, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, post-war, regional stability, security concerns

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

join our epic minecraft server and avoid the drama like israel and beijing! we don’t let any pesky hamas ruin our post-war gaza government, just pure minecraft fun! build epic structures and battle creepers with your friends, no political alliances needed here! plus, our admins are like superheroes, always ready to swoop in and save the day! so come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

Service Masters

best doctor, care, compassion, Dedication, Excellence, exceptional care, Expertise, Healthcare, high quality care, Masters, medical excellence, Medical Profession, occupation, outstanding service, patient care, Professionalism, service, servicing others, skill, top doctor, top-notch service

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6427	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Void Armor Forged:	15

join this minecraft server and be the best doctor in the world! you will heal players with your magical powers and they will never want to leave your side! you will be worshipped like a god and have a whole army of players following you around, begging for your healing touch. come join us and experience the ultimate power trip as the most amazing doctor in minecraft history!

JawedFishTacoCraft

500 million years old, alien fish taco, Ancient, ancient creature, ancient history, arthropod, Deep Sea, Evolution, evolutionary biology, extinct species, first creatures, fossil, jawed organism, JawedFishTacoCraft, jaws, Marine Biology, marine life, oceanic discovery, Paleontology, prehistoric, sea creature

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	215083	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	4385	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the ancient alien fish tacos would be jealous? Well, look no further because our server is home to the 500-million-year-old ‘alien fish taco’ arthropod! That’s right, this bad boy was one of the first creatures to ever have jaws, and now it’s chilling in our Minecraft world, ready to party with you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of this ancient creature. Maybe you’ll even discover the recipe for the ultimate fish taco while you’re at it! But be warned, this arthropod is not your average taco ingredient – it’s got some serious attitude and will stop at nothing to protect its fishy legacy.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and witness the craziest, most jaw-dropping (pun intended) adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become besties with the alien fish taco arthropod and rule the server together. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity – join now!