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EmoCraft: No Care Taking

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

Latina Queen Minecraft Server

Beautiful, CONFIDENT, culture, Diversity, Empowered, ethnicity, family, female, heritage, Hispanic, Identity, Language, Latin American, latina, Minecraft, Proud, Queen, Server, she’s latina, Spanish, STRONG, Traditions, WOMAN

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

bug, Caution, corrupt admins, Cyber Security, Dive, Dungeon, full, full dive VR, Game, Gaming, glitch, guys, immersive experience, logout button, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mystery, mystery dungeon game, nope, online gaming, Play, player safety, private servers, role-playing game, smp, Technology, trapped ingame, virtual reality, virtual world, weird mods

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Communication, Explaining, Frustration, Minecraft, Misconception, NoobsDontDigStraightDown, patience, repeating, smp, tired, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

MinecraftAfterDark

adult humor, animated, cartoon, Clever, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden message, humor, humor for adults, inappropriate, JOKE, kids show, mature content, MinecraftAfterDark, NSFW, RISQUE, Suggestive, television, Witty

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8278
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

Baltic states, current events, Democracy, democracy in action, eastern europe, election results, electoral system, general election, Government, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, News, political change, political leadership, political parties, Political process, Politics, progressive, Social Democrats, SocialDemSlay90, voter turnout, Voting

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

BLOCK, blood pressure, Cancer, cardiovascular disease, dementia, Edition, environmental impact, hazard, health, health implications, health risks, heart attacks, Party, Plastic, plastic bottle dangers, plastic bottle health risks, plastic bottle usage, plastic bottles, plastic chemicals, plastic pollution, plastic toxins, plastic waste, public health concerns, research findings, single-use plastics, strokes

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Blue Sky

Adventure, boundless creativity, Builders, Challenges, classic gameplay, Community, Creative, Creative Map, creativity, Cross-Play, Friends, imagination, multiplayer, no pay to win, personal plots, PvP, Raiding, secret hideaway, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	140	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

blueskycraft.org

ElysianCraft

50M, Anarchy, ElysianCraft, Minecraft, Neverending, New server, new world, No Rules, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, worldborder

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Void Gems Collected:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	8422
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

ElysianCraft.net

Star Rail Minecraft Server

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, feixiao files, feixiao general, Feixiao0910, fire nihility, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Minecraft, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.6

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crops Grown:	4492
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Towns Built:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.