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VovchanskVillagers

battle, captured, Claims, Conflict, eastern Ukraine, Fighting, hostages, international news, military intelligence, military operation, Operation, prisoners of war, Recapture, russian military, Russian soldiers, soldiers captured, Troops, Ukraine, Vovchansk aggregate plant, VovchanskVillagers, war zone

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchantments Applied:	85
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian soldiers running around like chickens with their heads cut off! they were captured during a top secret operation to recapture a plant, but now they’re just trying to survive in our crazy world. watch out for them as they try to build their own little army and take over the server! join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of russian vodka. just don’t let them catch you or you might end up in their army too!

Bread Winners Lose Most

Bread, Breadwinners, burden, Challenges, Economy, family, financial stress, Hardship, income, Job, long-term consequences, LOSE, most, PRESSURE, provider, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Stability, Struggling, Support, WINNERS, work

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

join dis cray cray minecraft server where breadwinners lose the most! we got pigs flying around like they own the place and creepers doing the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our zombies do the macarena when they see ya coming. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a breadwinner, then you might wanna stay away.

Starbound: Where griefers go for a fresh start (but still get lost)

atmosphere, bedrock, BUILD, Community, cooperation, Cosmos, Create, Fresh, Fun, Griefers, INCLUSIVE, java, Lost, Minecraft, Play, player, PORT, Respect, Semi Vanilla, Server, starbound, Start, Version

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Crops Grown:	6341	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Potions Brewed:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	3073
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Starbound Minecraft Server

Join our community 🙂

At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

Connect with Us!

Server Type	IP	Port	Version
Java Server	play.mcstarbound.us	N/A	1.21
Bedrock Server	bedrock.mcstarbound.us	19132	1.21

The cosmos are calling, and we can’t wait to see what you’ll create in Starbound.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Java server, use the IP address play.mcstarbound.us. For the Bedrock server, use bedrock.mcstarbound.us and port 19132.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running version 1.21 of Minecraft.

3. Is the server community friendly?

Yes, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere at Starbound.

Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

comparison, discrimination, double standards, employment, empowerment, equality, Exploitation, gender, Humiliating, income, Job, Labor, Minecraft, OF whore, onlyfans, self worth, Server, sex work, society, stigma, wagie, whore, work

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15

Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

BlockParty Minecraft SMP

blockparty, compassion, Conflict Resolution, courage, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, Diversity, Empathy, global unity, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international aid, Jews, Minecraft, Refugee Crisis, religious persecution, shipping containers, smp, social justice, solidarity, tolerance, world peace

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoLaugh, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, humor, hurtful, ignorance, insensitive, intolerance, offensive joke, perspective, racism, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Potions Brewed:	60
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline Rush, chilling sensation, creepy, fear, Frightening, heart-pounding, Horror, Horror experience, horror game, horror genre, horror moment, horror movie, intense fear, Jumpscare, Panic, Scared, ScareMstrMinecraftSMP, scream, spooky, startle, Terrifying

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

BookCrafters

Adventure, bedtime stories, beloved characters, BookCrafters, bookworm, chapter book, cherished, childhood book, children’s literature, classic, favorite book, imagination, library, literary, Memories, Nostalgia, picture book, reading, storytime, Timeless, young readers

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	9792	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chimeras Created:	2

Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?

Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, aid, ARMS, arms aid, arms sales, Defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military aid package, military alliance, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, Political Support, security assistance, Server, sources, Ukraine, US, Visit, weapons, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4557
Runes Activated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?

UkraineCraft: No More Power!

aggression, Conflict, crisis management., Destruction, eastern europe, energy crisis, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, power, power grid, russia, sanctions, thermal power plants, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, u ask? Well, lemme tell u a story. So, like, Russia decided to blow up all the thermal power plants in Ukraine, right? And now, the only way to save the world is by joining this lit server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Putin comes for your Minecraft world too! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftMagic