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Last Month Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3784
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, I was chilling in Taiwan last month, right? And I was like, “Wow, this place is lit!” And then it hit me – what if ALL of China was as awesome as Taiwan?! 😱 So I started crying tears of joy at the thought of a China filled with bubble tea and night markets everywhere. But then I remembered, hey, I can just join this epic Minecraft server and experience the China of my dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with pandas riding minecarts and dragons breathing fire made of fried rice. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐼🔥🍚 #TaiwanIsLit #ChinaDreams #MinecraftMadness

The Secret MineCraft SMP Player

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps just waiting for you to join in on the fun. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a monthly hot dog eating contest (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

AkatsukiDHotaru, ApricotFroot, ApricotFrootDiscussion, ComfyDiscussion, CraftyVShojo, froot, geega, haruka, HarukaKaribu, henya, HenyaDiscussion, henyathegenius, Hestia, HestiaHappiness, Hime, HimeHajime1570, Hotaru, IronMouseParty, K9KURO, kson, KsonDiscussion, ksonsouchou, kuro, LearningAboutGuns, LearningAboutMerchanting, Mata, Matarakan, mel, MICHI, michimochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, MouseDiscussion, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, PekeIsPeak, projektmelody, pummelparty, Server, SimulatingYakiniku, vshojo, VShojoCommunity, VShojoDiscussion, VShojoFans, VShojoMembers, VShojoOfficialChannels, VShojoWins, Vtubers, zen, ZenLive, zentreya

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Animals Bred:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Towns Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where VShojo and vtubers rule the land! Join us for some epic battles in Pummel Party with Zen, learn about guns with Henya (because who doesn’t need that skill in Minecraft?), and master the art of merchanting with Geega (who knew you could make diamonds that way?). Nagi will even teach you how to simulate Yakiniku – it’s like a BBQ party, but in Minecraft!

Our crew includes Froot, the fruitiest streamer around, Haruka who will karate chop her way to victory, and Hestia spreading happiness like it’s her job (which it kinda is). And don’t forget about Melody, the virtual queen of the server – she’ll show you how to project your way to success.

So come join us on this wild ride of virtual insanity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Who needs diamonds when you can have VShojo wins instead? Let’s get crafting, mining, and vibing together – because on this server, the fun never stops!

Squeeze Gamestop Minecraft SMP

Analysis, board actions, Deep Fucking Value, gamestop, Gamestop saga, gme, historical price support, implied volatility, investing, January, market, Minecraft, predictions, roaring kitty, smp, squeeze, stocks, Targets, Traders, Trading, trends, Volume

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the GME (Gamestop) madness has taken over! Join us as we embark on a wild journey filled with trading memes, diamond hands, and moon missions.

Picture this: historical price support points to January 14th, volume and implied volatility point to January 5th, Gamestop board actions point to January 31st, Roaring Kitty points to January 28th, and Deep Fucking Value points to January 17th. It’s like we’re living in a time loop of epic proportions!

But fear not, for we have gathered a group of highly regarded traders who are ALL IN on crazy targets. With their expertise and meme magic, we are sure to reach new heights in the world of Minecraft trading.

So come join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the SEC). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one diamond at a time!

Valyria Network

Adventure, Conquer, D-Prisoner, dynamic-environment, Events, EXCITEMENT, Factions, Gamemodes, hack-allowed, Journey, MCMMO, Mechanics, Minecraft, Prison, Proving Ground, PvP, Raid, Raiding, Skills, Valyria Network

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Emeralds Found:	1976	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	1233	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to Valyria!

Dive into a one-of-a-kind hack-allowed Minecraft experience. Valyria features Prison and Raid gamemodes, with regular events to keep the action alive.

Prison: Begin as a D-Prisoner, mine your way to freedom, and transition into an epic Factions adventure. Our Prison gamemode blends classic Prison mechanics with the thrill of Factions.

Raid: Test your PvP and raiding skills in a dynamic environment that serves as the perfect proving ground for Prison gameplay.

Join us for exciting events, new gamemodes, and an unforgettable journey in the world of Valyria.

Are you ready to conquer Valyria?

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⚔️ Dream Survival – RPG PVP survival with captures Minecraft server

Backpacks, captures, Casino, Cosmetics, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, Entertainment, Grip system, Mob Leveling, Monsters, Premium gameplay, PvP, Regular Updates, resource pack, RPG, RPG adventure, Support, Survival, Unique game world

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Dream Survival is a high-quality, high-performance SURVIVAL (SURVIVAL) server WITHOUT WIPES! The server is developed by professional programmers and develops every day.

? Unique game world

Bored of classic Minecraft? Our server adds a splash of color to the game with interactive systems and unique configurations.

⚔️ RPG adventure

Explore new dungeons with three difficulty levels. Fight powerful monsters and get valuable rewards!

? Mob leveling and scaling system

Improve your skills, and the mobs will become stronger along with you for more exciting gameplay!

? Grip system

Create your own kingdom! Capture territories and defend your possessions.

⚙️ Custom plugins

Unique plugins designed specifically to enhance your gaming experience.

? Entertainment

Relax in our casino with slot machines, blackjack, lottery and crash games!

? Cosmetics and backpacks

Stand out from other players with different hats and expand your inventory with new backpacks.

? Premium gameplay

Get access to additional features and benefits.

? Resource pack

Immerse yourself in a unique world with our custom resource pack.

? Regular updates

We are constantly working on new features and content to keep you playing.

❓ Support

Our team is always ready to help you and answer all your questions.

play.dream-survival.ru

Poker Pro Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping, distraction, Entertainment, Escape, Fun, gambling, Game, Learn poker, Life, mental health, Minecraft, optimism, poker, positivity, PRO, resilience, self improvement, Server, skill-building, strategy, stress relief, winning

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of real life kicking you in the butt? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server where you can learn to play Poker like a pro! Imagine sitting at a virtual table, bluffing your way to victory while building a majestic castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs real life when you can win big and have fun in the virtual world? Join us now and let’s deal some virtual cards together!

Opportunity Wasted Minecraft SMP

Acting, Cardinals, Character development, critique, DISAPPOINTING, Drama, ending, good actors, good premise, great locations, Minecraft, Mini Series, missed potential, Movie, opportunity, pacing, Plot, Potential, review, smp, storytelling, underwhelming, Wasted, wasted opportunity

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6913
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s better than a disappointing movie ending! We’ve got top-tier players, epic builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Explore our insane locations and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike watching that movie).

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you tired of the globohomo jewish pedophile elite infiltrating your Minecraft world? Join our server and fight against them in epic battles that will make you question reality! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to take down the corrupt forces of the world while building epic structures and exploring new lands. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and mystery that only the bravest players can uncover. So come join us and show the world that you are not afraid to take on the biggest challenges, both in-game and in real life!

Anime Fans Minecraft SMP: Comforting Cliches & Tropes

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft SMP? Are you ready for some mind-blowing plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous adventures, like riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a giant statue of a potato that comes to life and starts dancing the Macarena. Our server is full of surprises that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

Plus, we have a community of anime fans who are always ready to debate the most controversial plot points and character arcs. You’ll never hear the phrase “it’s just shock value” on our server because we embrace the unexpected and celebrate the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re going to need it!