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RIP Trump 2016 SMP – Rambling Rascals

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3557
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the admins can’t even answer a simple question without losing their minds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been taught to code by a group of genius squirrels? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak fluent Pig Latin.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

MismatchedMiners

accidentally, aita, Appearance, Argument, body proportions, body type, Different Races, Friend, Girlfriend, look-alike, matching outfits, mean, MismatchedMiners, mistaken, offend, Offending, Race, Rude, shopping, sisters

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community that looks nothing alike but still pretends to be sisters! Imagine a world where a short Asian girl and a tall blonde girl try to pass off as siblings just for fun.

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy stories as we navigate through the world of Minecraft while trying to convince everyone that we are long lost sisters. Who cares about race and appearance when you have matching outfits and a hilarious sense of humor?

So come on, join our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own “sister” along the way!

HateStankCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	3904

Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky players on other Minecraft servers who love the smell of rotten flesh and creeper explosions? Well, look no further because our server is a breath of fresh air (literally)! Join us and escape the stench of those other servers with our exclusive scent-free gameplay experience. Our world is filled with fragrant flowers, sweet vanilla bean farms, and even a magical potion that makes you smell like freshly baked cookies. Say goodbye to the foul odors of the Minecraft universe and join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

PhillyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s, like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. u know why? cuz we got, like, a secret underground city full of, like, diamond blocks and emerald ore. u can, like, mine for days and still not run out of precious gems.

also, we got this crazy story about how the server was actually built on top of an ancient alien spaceship. yeah, bro, aliens. they left behind all this advanced technology for us to discover. u can, like, ride flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes. it’s, like, totally insane.

oh, and did i mention the giant lava pit in the middle of the spawn area? u can, like, challenge other players to a duel and see who can survive the longest without falling in. it’s, like, the ultimate test of skill and bravery.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server ever and experience all the crazy adventures that await u. trust me, u won’t regret it.

CraftyManhuntFun

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Enchantments Applied:	294
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Votes:	6349	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that it caused a manhunt in Russia? Well, look no further because on this server, we have former inmates recruited to Ukraine wars allegedly killing two people! Join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand and maybe even participate in some epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft servers when you can be part of a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes? Don’t miss out, join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft NeoGeo Fun – SNK Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Items Found:	7249	Potions Brewed:	139
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	680

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the launch of Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves on April 24, 2025, where you can battle it out with your friends in epic wolf-themed battles. But that’s not all, we also have Mai from FF:CotW ready to kick some butt with her killer moves.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got SVC Chaos: SNK vs Capcom making a comeback, so you can finally settle the age-old debate of who would win in a fight between SNK and Capcom characters. Plus, we’ve got Terry from KOFXV making a surprise appearance in Street Fighter 6 – talk about a crossover event of the century!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our recent event footage for some jaw-dropping moments, and don’t forget to watch DandyJ’s hilarious beginner guide to KOF. Need some community resources? We’ve got you covered with guides, Discord channels, and even a media gallery for all your SNK needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft fighter in our crazy world of wolves and warriors!

/tfdg/ – The First Descendant General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2866	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! In Season One, we had players battling it out for the coveted Void Shard, which holds unimaginable power. Want to get your hands on one? Join now and start farming those Void Shards like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a Module Data system that will blow your mind. Combine different modules to create insane combinations and dominate the competition. Don’t believe us? Check out our Module Combination Percentages and see for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have hidden Vault Spots scattered throughout the map. Can you find them all and claim the treasures hidden within? It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

But be warned, the competition is fierce. Players are racing to find all the Record Locations and complete the ultimate challenge. Will you be the one to come out on top and be crowned the First Descendant?

So what are you waiting for? Download our server now and start your epic adventure. Follow us on Twitter for all the latest news and updates. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life! Join now or forever hold your diamonds! #VoidShardOrBust #MinecraftMadness

CraftyDisaster: Redstone Fails & TNT Tales

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Void Armor Forged:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling killer chickens armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom. But beware, because the evil Cactus King is always lurking around the corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

Forget about boring inventions like the wheel or the light bulb, because our server is the true pinnacle of human creativity. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Bedrock SMP: Where Griefing is Semi-Encouraged, but Only on Odd Days

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	187
Votes:	9795	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

Minecraft Bedrock Survival Server Overview

Name	Serenity SMP
Server Type	Bedrock Survival
IP Address	serenitysmp.online
Port	19132

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: Is raiding allowed on the server?

A: Yes, raiding is allowed on the server. Players can form teams and strategize to take down their enemies.

Q: What is the server’s policy on hacking or cheating?

A: The server has zero tolerance for hacking or cheating. Players caught violating this rule will be banned.

Q: Can players form alliances and trade resources?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to form alliances, trade resources, and build empires together. Collaboration is key to survival.

Q: What is the community like on the server?

A: The community is built on respect and fair play. Disrespecting fellow players or revealing private information is not tolerated.

OopsieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchantments Applied:	69
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of being a tall, well-endowed, slightly above average looking guy and still not getting the attention you deserve from the ladies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and watch as all the virtual Minecraft babes flock to you like bees to honey. Why? Because on our server, being 6’2 and having 8 inches is like having a golden ticket to the virtual dating world. Who needs real-life validation when you can have pixelated love and admiration?

Don’t waste another minute being unappreciated in the real world. Come join our server and experience the virtual adoration you’ve always dreamed of. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to unlocking your true potential with the ladies?