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Meowcraft: Where goth girls catfish you into building their dream world

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Potions Brewed:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of getting catfished by fake Minecraft players? Look no further, because our server is full of real, genuine gamers who are ready to build and battle with you! Join us and uncover the mystery of the catfish who may just be lurking in the shadows of West Virginia. Who knows, you might even find your true love (or at least a new mining buddy) on our server! So come on, don’t be fooled by imposters – join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

SwissCheeseCraft: Where cyclists and motorcyclists get lost in the world of blocks!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of sharing the roads with swiss, cyclists, and motorcyclists? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, they are banned! No more dodging road faggots while trying to build your dream castle. Join us and experience a world where the only thing polluting the roads are creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s a hotholy trinity of fun you won’t want to miss!

CraftyRats – Baelz’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Dream himself would be jealous. We catch dreams in 3D, like, how cool is that? 2. We have original songs and covers that will make your ears melt with joy. From PAKU PAKU SEIBAI to Colour MV, we’ve got it all. 3. Need a break from mining? Check out our mind-crafting Holo EN music videos. They’ll transport you to a whole new world. 4. Our server is like a pandæmonium of fun. With ZODIAC covers and Hakos Baelz EP, you’ll never want to leave. 5. And don’t even get me started on our podcast. It’s so brewin’ with Bae that you’ll be laughing for days. 6. Want some swag to show off in-game? We’ve got limited edition PC cases, official merch, and promise swag that will make your friends green with envy. 7. Plus, our Twitter is full of Bae-tastic art tags that will inspire your creative side. 8. Not sure where to start on our server? Don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Bae basics to stream strategies. 9. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

Cheater’s Paradise: Where Everyone’s a Winner in Minecraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of getting rekt by cheating noobs in CSGO? Well, fear not my fellow gamer, for our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and experience a world where there are no cheaters, only friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (and maybe explode a little). Our server is so cheat-free, even the Ender Dragon plays fair!

Say goodbye to your 6000 rating woes and hello to a land of endless possibilities and non-stop fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your way to victory! Who needs CSGO when you have Minecraft, right?

Snowy Suburbs Server: Where Creepers are the Only Diversity!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers only to find cities full of colorful characters? Look no further! Our server is the last remaining stronghold of the white city, where the buildings are as white as the snow-capped mountains and the villagers all wear matching white robes. Join us for a truly unique experience where you can blend in seamlessly with the monochromatic surroundings and never worry about standing out in a crowd. Plus, rumor has it that our white wool is the softest in all the land, perfect for crafting the most luxurious beds and pillows. So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the whitest of them all!

Victor’s Vixens: A Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your dream hentai castle while fighting off hordes of pixelated monsters with your trusty diamond sword.

Join our server and become a part of our wacky adventure where two experienced developers are leading the charge to create the most epic hentai game ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Make impactful decisions for the game, like choosing which tentacle monster should be the final boss or what kind of lewd skins should be available for your character.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Discord now and be a part of this insane journey! Who knows, you might even become the hero of our hentai Minecraft world. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Blocky BJs & Beyond: A Minecraft Server for the Curious and Creative!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness black girls sucking dick like never before – in Minecraft! Our players have mastered the art of giving blowjobs in the most unexpected places, from the top of a pixelated mountain to the depths of a virtual cave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding penguins who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with jaw-dropping surprises and unforgettable moments. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all!

Crafty Tomboy Adventures

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for tomboys, leg lock enthusiasts, and pixie cut lovers!

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your tomboy skills by building the most badass structures, lock your friends in leg locks during PVP battles, and sport the trendiest pixie cut skins in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground pixie cut salon where you can get the most fabulous haircuts in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted leg lock sword that grants you the power to immobilize your enemies with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the tomboy, leg lock, and pixie cut madness begin!

Zombie Pigmen’s Rave Party: Explaining the Appeal of This Creature

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
New Chunks Explored:	994184	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic mobs like zombies and creepers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic creature you’ve ever seen on our server – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! This majestic beast roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. But beware, if you dare to challenge it, you better come prepared with a rainbow sword and unicorn armor because this creature is no joke!

Join our server now to embark on a quest to befriend the Rainbow Llama Unicorn and gain its magical powers. Rumor has it that if you can ride it into battle, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, we have exclusive rainbow-themed building blocks and weapons that you won’t find anywhere else. So why settle for boring old pigs and cows when you can have a Rainbow Llama Unicorn as your loyal companion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures on our server. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the awesomeness of the Rainbow Llama Unicorn!

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8481	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3107	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!