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Galactic Heartbeat Disco

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!

LastOneStanding Minecraft SMP

LastOneStanding, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	3306
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	941286
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to survive… because you’re the last human on Earth! That’s right, everyone else has mysteriously vanished and now it’s up to you to navigate this crazy world filled with mobs, monsters, and maybe even a few aliens. But don’t worry, you’re not completely alone – you’ll have a trusty pet llama named Larry to keep you company. Join us for a wild ride as you build, explore, and try to figure out what the heck happened to all the humans. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong or stumble upon a portal to another dimension. The possibilities are endless in this wacky, post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime… or at least until the next update drops.

BlockyBedrockBonanza

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Crops Grown:	5211	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

What’s the best thing about the best Minecraft server you’ll ever join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a server so epic that players couldn’t help but scream with joy as they mined diamonds and battled creepers. The PvP arena was so intense that even the Ender Dragon was scared to enter. And the best part? The server had a secret hidden treasure filled with enchanted golden apples that granted players unlimited power and invincibility. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and have the best time of your virtual life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Animals Bred:	139
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?

Heckin’ BackwardCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	61
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	951715

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit, bro. We got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s a total party up in here, man.

And get this, our server is so epic that even Hezbollah got taken 20 years backward just by being in the same virtual universe as us. Yeah, that’s right, we got that kind of power. So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have a blast with some wacky Minecraft pals, then you gotta join our server, dude. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Crafty Researcher’s Assembly Theory

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Votes:	9433	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret lab where we debunked the whole “Assembly Theory of Everything” thing. turns out, everything is actually made of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. so come join us and explore this cheesy world where pigs fly and cows dance. plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely of spaghetti. trust me, it’s a wild ride. so what are u waiting for? come join us and uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe.

1488 Tickets Please Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Star Shards Collected:	194	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mines Excavated:	2926	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He will guide you through all your adventures with his impeccable manners and snorting laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper trying to blow up your house. Plus, they throw the best chicken dance parties every Saturday night.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food forest where the trees grow pizza slices and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Just be careful of the cookie monsters that lurk in the shadows, they have a sweet tooth for players who wander too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 1488 tickets please!

Attention Addicts Anonymous Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama and attention-seeking behavior from the women in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape to a world where women don’t exist, so you can finally focus on building epic structures and conquering the land without any distractions. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of mythical creatures who will banish any drama queens who try to join. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start enjoying a drama-free Minecraft adventure!