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Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, cell populations, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Language, language comprehension, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistic processing, Minecraft, neural activity, neurology, neuron, neurons, neuroscience, nonsense, research, scientists, Server, strings of words, timescales, Words

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

bicameral, DESPERATE, Economy, Eodred, Esmond, Faction, Factions, Gohirm, Government, History, Ideology, leader, Lore, members, Minecraft, national bolshevism, Politics, presidential republic, Propaganda, seeking, Server, Small, Spyridon Êadoulv, SUPREME COURT, under dog, Viridia

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	6434
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Full Faction Name	Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
Current Government and Ideology	Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
Leader	President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
Lore	According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
Motto	Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
Additional Information	-National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Ronder?	Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
How can I join the Republic of Rondor?	You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
What languages are spoken in Rondor?	The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
What is the current year in Rondor?	Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
What is the national animal and flower of Rondor?	The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

activism, Aviva Klompas, Canada, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, education, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humiliation, inclusion, intolerance, Jewish child, Minecraft, pro-muslim protest, protest, Religion, religious bias, School, Server, social justice, Students, Toronto

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8949
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	New Chunks Explored:	642955
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6731

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

Conflict, current events, discussion, extremist group, Failed, failed attack, failed attempt., failed mission, failed operation, failed plan, failed revenge, failed strategy, hezbollah, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, POL, RETALIATION, retaliation attempt, Revenge, smp, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

#business class, ClassyCraft, Communication, Company, compromise, Conversation, decision, disagreement, fiancée, Fight, Financial, Flight, luxury, Minecraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, social anxiety, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upgrade, work

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
New Chunks Explored:	991352	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7985	Gods Slained:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

CryCraftSwedeSass

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CryCraftSwedeSass, crying, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, death, Disrespect, Elderly, family dynamics, foreign exchange student, inappropriate language, misunderstanding, not supporting, sensitivity, Support, Swedish tradition, Sympathy, Tension, Wife

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

acceptance, BelieveIDidThatMC, belonging, blending in, changing yourself, conformity, fear of rejection, fitting in, going along with the crowd, group dynamics, Identity, Insecurity, peer pressure, pressure to fit in, seeking approval, Self-expression, smp, social norms, societal expectations, standing out, trying too hard, validation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7850
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	4996
Love Letters Sent:	12	Villages Defended:	17
Magic Items Found:	1493	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

CraftyWiFiLand

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	242	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Pixel Pals United

fddfdf, long tail tags, PALS, PIXEL, United

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Alien Abductions:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	1740	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

1.21.1, Auctions, Chest Shops, Code, Combat, Discord, Dynmap, Economy System, Grief Protection, Ip:, Join, MCMMO, meets, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rewards, RPG, Server, smp, Special Events, Vanilla, world

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Minearchy SMP Overview

Features	Minecraft 1.21.1
	Chest Shops
	Auctions
	Grief Protection
	Liv Dynmap
	Custom player warps
	Economy system
	mcMMO leveling system
	Daily and weekly quests
	Special events
	PvP and PvE zones

FAQ

Q: How long has Minearchy SMP been live?

A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.

Q: Are there Chest Shops on the server?

A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.

Q: Is there Grief Protection on the server?

A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.

Q: Is there a live Dynmap to explore the world?

A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.

Q: Are there custom player warps?

A: Yes, there are custom player warps.

Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.

Q: What is the mcMMO leveling system?

A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.

Q: Are there daily and weekly quests?

A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.

Q: Are there special events on the server?

A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.

Q: Are there PvP and PvE zones?

A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.

Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw

Hope to see you in-game!