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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5718 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1731 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!