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Honest Explanation Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	20242	Runes Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to be part of a community led by a ketamine-addicted billionaire who believes he’s fighting the deep state and satanism with his Latin references.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5149	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, anaphylactic shock, coping mechanisms, depression, divine intervention, emotional struggle, Failed, FAITH, Gratitude, life-changing event, mental health, Minecraft, Near Death Experience, overcoming obstacles, peanut allergy, personal growth, Recovery, resilience, second chance, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
New Chunks Explored:	598991	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Emeralds Found:	3890
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2786	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7653
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.