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The First Descendant Minecraft Server

Adventure, bros, Captivating, Character development, descendant, FANTASY, gameplay, gook character design, graphics, Immersive, indie game, me over, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Storyline, the first descendant, Unique, video game, winning, world-building

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	664961	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	597433	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3622
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	8921
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gods Slained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Votes:	787
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!