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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1207 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 513 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to fight off evil llamas trying to take over the server. And our PvP battles are so intense, it’s like watching two creepers go at it in a TNT explosion contest. You don’t wanna miss out on that action, dude.
Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out, whether you need diamonds or just someone to build a giant statue of a potato with.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and be a part of something that future generations will look back on and be like, “Dang, those guys were living in 2075 while we were still stuck in 2025, how barbaric!” Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🌈🥔 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LaserBeamDragons #TalkingChickensFTW