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SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything goes and nothing is off-limits.

Need a cheerleader to hype you up while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. Want to engage in some risky business like having sex during a pregnancy to conspire for another Minecraft baby? Hey, we don’t judge, we encourage it!

And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! Our Discord servers are always buzzing with activity, from The Stash where you can trade rare items, to The Swirlin Swarm where you can join in on crazy challenges and events.

But that’s not all! We’ve got a directory for caption tutorials, so you can learn how to make the funniest memes and jokes to share with your fellow players. And if you need some extra resources, we’ve got MEGAs full of custom skins and mods to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember, if someone offers to suck your dick to keep the thread bumped, it’s all in good fun!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Crops Grown:	7879	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7465
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and mayhem!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of idol girls start singing and dancing around you, boosting your mining speed by 1000%!

But that’s not all – every time you defeat a creeper, you’ll unlock a special idol outfit for your character to wear. Who knew blowing up mobs could be so fashionable?

And don’t even get us started on the special events we host. From birthday streams to 24/7 music celebrations, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the idol magic take over your Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored, the creepers wear party hats, and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magic Items Found:	7985
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	509	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6939	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you bored of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and tames dragons for fun. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those dancing creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP

Bank, Banking, banking services, black professional, bullrun, Crypto, crypto exchange, cryptocurrency, customer service, Digital Currency, exchange, finance, financial institution, financial transaction, funds transfer, Minecraft, MONEY, smp, switch banks, wire transfer, wire transfer delay, wire transfer fees, wire transfer process, wire transfer security

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of missing out on epic bull runs because your bank can’t get their act together? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be transferring is blocks and diamonds! Our black professional villagers are experts at handling large sums of virtual currency and won’t judge you for your wealth (or lack thereof). Say goodbye to missed opportunities and hello to endless adventures in our crazy world. So switch banks? Nah, switch to our server instead and start building your crypto empire today!

Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Farms Harvested:	467	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic discussions about lewd smugs! Join us for a wild ride as we debate the best ways to build sexy statues and create scandalous skins.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can participate in risqué roleplaying adventures. From steamy love triangles to scandalous betrayals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to unleash your inner naughty builder. Just be prepared for some seriously spicy shenanigans!

Pleasantly Surprised TV Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

So glad you stumbled upon our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come.

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond block the size of a house. But watch out, because the block is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

Or how about participating in our annual sheep racing competition, where players ride on the backs of flying pigs while trying to dodge obstacles like exploding creepers and lava pits. It’s a race like no other, and the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

And let’s not forget about our legendary pranking wars, where players go head to head in a battle of wits and creativity to see who can pull off the most outrageous prank. From filling someone’s house with hundreds of chickens to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Blocky Black Sheep Minecraft Server

1970, African American, America, Black, Blacks, blocky, civil rights, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, food stamps, Handouts, ignorance, INEQUALITY, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, moon landing, POVERTY, racism, Server, Sheep, social justice, Stereotypes, systemic oppression, tiktok, Welfare

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	2059
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with TikTok trolls who can’t appreciate the greatness of America? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only handouts are diamonds and enchanted gear!

We’ve got a thriving community of players who know the true meaning of American greatness – like building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and defeating the Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to leave the food stamp mentality behind and embrace a world of endless possibilities, join us on our server today! Who needs TikTok drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

Evil Girls Be Gone Minecraft SMP

Antagonist, anti-heroines, Character development, character flaws, character growth, character motivation, complex characters, Evil, evil girls, Female Characters, female empowerment, female villains, Girls, less appealing, Literary Analysis, Minecraft, moral ambiguity, narrative techniques, Plot development, redemption arcs, smp, storytelling, villainous traits, writing tips

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of evil girls taking over your Minecraft SMP server? Look no further, because our server has the solution! Join us and help us defeat the evil girls by building giant statues of cute puppies to distract them. Trust us, it’s the only way to stop their reign of terror. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Join us and save the world from the evil girls!