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BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border killings, border security, border violence, BorderBlock, bus passengers, Cartel, cartel violence, convictions, crime, criminal convictions, criminal justice, drug cartel, gunmen, Justice, justice served, killings, mass murder, Mexican cartel, mexico, Minecraft, Server, us border, violence

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Animals Bred:	84
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of banditos. we got 11 cartel gunmen who are actually really good at building stuff, like they built a whole town out of blocks. they even made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, it’s lit af.

come join us and help us fight off the bus passengers who keep trying to invade our server. they keep trying to steal our diamonds and blow up our houses, but we ain’t havin’ none of that. we’ll show them who’s boss with our epic pvp skills and TNT cannons.

plus, we got tacos. lots and lots of tacos. and margaritas. and donkeys wearing sombreros. it’s a fiesta all day, every day on this server. so what are you waiting for, vamanos! join us now and let’s have a blast together! 🌮🍹🎉

TaiwanCraft: No China Rule, Just Fun!

Asia, China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, freedom, Frontline Island, Fun, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, nationalism, Politics, president, rejects, rule, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan-China Conflict, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	8553	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taiwan president is rejecting China’s rule for freedom on it? That’s right, our server is so epic that even world leaders are getting in on the action!

We got crazy builds, insane PvP battles, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so secure, not even China can mess with us!

So come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the Taiwan president building a giant statue of himself to show China who’s boss!

MicrobiomeCraft

#newborns, 6 weeks, antibiotic use, cesarean section, COMPOSITION, delivery mode, determinants, early life factors, exposure, gut health, infant gut microbiome, infant health, Jul 2024, maternal health, microbial colonization, microbial diversity, MicrobiomeCraft, microbiota, peripartum antibiotics, vaginal birth

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5530
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, the delivery mode is like a big deal for ur baby gut microbiome at 6 weeks old. forget antibiotics, just join our server and ur baby will have the best gut ever. we got crazy stories of babies with super strong guts from playing on our server. join now for the wildest baby gut adventures ever!

FrontierSMP: Where cows fly, zombies dance, and creepers tell jokes. Join us for some chaotic fun!

armor, balance, Bedrock Crossplay Enabled, Biomes, chaotic, Cows, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Dance, description, Economy, Fly, FrontierSMP, Fun, Join, jokes, Main Features, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, server discord, smp, Structures, Tools, Towny, Version, weapons, Wiki, zombies

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	159	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a focus on community-driven gameplay. With challenging elements and custom terrain, players are encouraged to explore and build while facing tougher mobs and bosses. The server offers a satisfying experience for players to enjoy for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server using Minecraft Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

Q: Are there custom terrains and structures to explore?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is Towny a key gameplay feature on FrontierSMP?

A: Yes, Towny is a focal point on the server to enhance the community experience.

Q: Is the server economy balanced?

A: Yes, we have put effort into balancing the economy to provide a fair experience for all players.

Q: Are there custom items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: Is Pay To Win discouraged on this server?

A: Yes, we do not promote Pay To Win features on our server.

Q: Are new features constantly being added and updated on the server?

A: Yes, we are always planning new features and updates to keep the server fresh and exciting for all players.

SlowPoke Minecraft Server

cringe, cry, EMBARRASSING, emotional, learning, Minecraft, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, realization, realization of mistakes, Reflection, regret, regretful, retarded, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-criticism, Server, Slow, slowpoke

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3864	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	191	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a slowpoke in real life? Do you constantly cringe at your past embarrassing moments? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your cringey memories behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players.

On our server, you can build a fortress so magnificent that it will make even the Ender Dragon jealous. You can tame a pack of wolves and ride into battle like a true warrior. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even challenge our resident prankster, the Creeper King, to a game of exploding hide-and-seek.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so smooth they’ll make you forget all about your embarrassing past. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave your cringey memories in the dust!

Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

90s movies, buddy comedy, comedy, cult classic, film analysis, gen-x, independent film, jay and silent bob, Jersey, kevin smith, mall culture, MallRatMadness, mallrats, mid 90s, Minecraft, noochiesthoughts, Nostalgia, pop culture, slacker culture, smp, snoochie boochie, stoner comedy, View Askew Universe

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Love Letters Sent:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

ToxicTreatsMC

Awareness, Caution, common belief, danger, false sense of security, HARMFUL, health, hidden dangers, ignorance, Misconception, Misinformation, norms, overlooked risks, Perception, potential hazards, public perception, Risk, Safety, society, ToxicTreatsMC, wellness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play it safe? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where everything you thought was safe is actually harmful! That’s right, forget about avoiding lava and creepers, on our server, the real danger comes from harmless looking flowers and cute little bunnies. You never know what will attack you next!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Killer Sheep of Doom. These woolly menaces will stop at nothing to take you down, so watch your back at all times.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be shocked, surprised, and maybe even a little bit terrified. Just remember, nothing is safe here, not even the grass beneath your feet.

ScarboroughShenanigans Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, diplomatic issue, disputed territory, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, military maneuvers, military tension, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval incidents, Philippines, Scarborough Shoal, ScarboroughShenanigans, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than philippines and china fighting over some shoal! we got flares firing everywhere, it’s a real danger zone, just like our pvp arena! you never know what’s gonna happen next, just like those crazy countries! join now for a wild ride and maybe even start your own international incident, who knows!

OilTankerFireball

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Disaster, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion, Fire, Fireball, Houthi strike, international relations, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, News, OIL INDUSTRY, oil tanker, OilTankerFireball, safety precautions, violence, Yemen

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can cause chaos and destruction like a houthi strike on an oil tanker? well do i have the server for u! come join us and watch as fireballs erupt everywhere, just like in the movies! build your own oil tanker and see if u can withstand the ultimate houthi strike challenge. trust me, it’s gonna be lit! literally. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

VeggieCraft: Live Longer, Game Strong

Adventist vegetarians, dairy, diet, eggs, Game, health benefits, health outcomes, Health research, lacto-ovo-vegetarian, Live, longer, Longevity, longevity study, lower risk of death, mortality, nutrition, pesco-vegetarian, plant based diet, plant-based nutrition, research study, STRONG, vegetarian diet, vegetarian lifestyle, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	4695	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5151
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18

join our epic minecraft server and u will have an 18% lower risk of death!! yes, u heard that right, u will live longer just by playing on our server.

if u follow a pesco-vegetarian diet, ur risk of death will drop by 18% – just like magic. but wait, there’s more! if u follow a lacto-ovo-vegetarian diet, ur risk drops by 15%. and if u are an Adventist vegetarian, ur risk drops by 12%.

so come join us and live longer while building epic structures and battling monsters. who knew minecraft could be so good for ur health? join now and start ur journey to immortality!