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Commonwealth Minecraft server Minecraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	778
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magic Items Found:	4189	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Greetings, wanderer! Welcome to our little server. It is populated by pleasant people who can make you have a pleasant time and help you with your development. Here is a complete opportunity to reveal yourself, there are no privates or plugins that limit your creativity, you have a lot of opportunities on our server, but you should follow the server rules, they are responsible for the safety of our players and for the safety of our server! Welcome!

95.217.100.36:25966

TydiumCraft

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5861
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

TydiumCraft is a server that has many things to offer. Our new version of TydiumCraft brings so much more than what was planned. We have Survival, Minigames, a NeoNoobs collaboration, Bedrock + Java crossplay, Time Machine, and more to discover as you play the server. As TydiumCraft grows bigger, we hope you join us along our journey into the future.

Note: THIS SERVERS OWNER IS ACTUALLY: Tydium

tydiumcraft.net

EngagingEarth

Factions, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

A SMP Earth Server That Is Trying To Find New Players. PLS join the discord to get the rules if You Join The Discord You’ll be Able to get the server map There were recently guns but we have decided that they were to op for the server to handle, and we also had planes but they are also to op If You Join Thanks

51.222.39.231:25585

Fantasyprison

Abilities, Balanced Economy, bedrock, Classic Prison, Discord, PvP, Skills, Skyblock, Voting

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Welcome to FantasyMC!

We are a brand new network launched in 2022 that supports both java and bedrock players.

We currently offer and specialize in Skyblock/Prison improving both as we grow!

Discord: https://discord.gg/7MGt8bQSFK

play.fantasyprison.net

❤️SuperMine❤️ Mini-Games, PVP 1.12-1.20⭐ Best Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2730
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

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1. SuperMine 1.8-1.20

2. IP: mcsuper.net

3. No dupa, Weddings, Clans.

4. No lags, Casino, Weapons.

5. Money for time in the game, Honest PvP.

6. BedWars, SkyWars, BuildBattle, Murder, SkyPvP.

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m34.mcsuper.net

Treehouse SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

The Treehouse SMP Season 3 is a cross platform Vanilla+ server with land claims. After several months of inactivity it is back and better than ever! The server has a small friendly community, there is no hacking and cheating and you can do whatever you want (as long as you follow the rules). This server is about having fun, not who paid the most money for the best rank. Join today! Donate at Kofi https://ko-fi.com/treehousesmp to keep the server running

treehouse-revived.com

Onion SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

we focus on a vanilla feel rather than poisioning the server with plugins, we only have 3 plugins, GriefProvention (to claim bases to stop griefers), MultiverseCore (for admins) and worldedit (for admins).

We are online 24/7 so no waiting for a specific time to join.

onionsmp.xyz

Endergame 28

Roleplay

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	183	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1134	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Love Letters Sent:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Server IP: Endergame28.ploudos.me

Endergame28.ploudos.me

A_yanaclub Minecraft server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Good day!

I want to tell you about one wonderful server on version 1.16.5.

This creation is called A_yanaClab!

Let’s say this is a server for finding friends and social circles.

A_yanaClub = the most vanilla server where there is one main rule, namely respect for other players.

So far the project is pretty empty in terms of players and plugins, but I hope you can help fix it!

Our IP address: 45.93.200.33:25610

Sincerely, A_yanaClub administration

45.93.200.33:25610

Semi VanillaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Alien Abductions:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	161
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Hi, our server is semi vanilla with support for bedrock and java. We have a great community and a mixture of bedrock and java user as we been open for over a year now! We aim to keep the server updated to the latest and stable builds.

We post all our updates and announcement on Discord so feel free to join it: https://discord.vanilla-mc.com

Our main plugins: – Teams – GriefPrevention – Essentials – PvP Toggle – Voting

Java: play.vanilla-mc.com Bedrock: play.vanilla-mc.com:19132

Server location: United Kingdom

play.vanilla-mc.com