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LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	5071	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Emeralds Found:	4832
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8332
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
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About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	168	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Items Found:	3739	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	90	Dimension Hops:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Farms Harvested:	555	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mines Excavated:	1539
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro