it happened in LA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoHubsNoFunds

arguments, Boundaries, Collector, Communication, control, DOMINANCE, Ebay, finances, flea market, household bills, income, Investments, Jealousy, Marriage, NoHubsNoFunds, Partnership, Respect, salary, separate finances, side hustle, Understanding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Items Found:	6933	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

Are you tired of your significant other trying to control your side hustle and collectibles? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream collection without any judgment!

On our server, you can gather rare items, trade with other players, and even set up your own virtual flea market. No need to worry about someone checking your eBay account or getting mad when you make a big purchase – it’s all about having fun and expanding your collection.

Plus, if your partner starts making jokes about your earnings, you can just block their notifications like a pro. And if they dare to say anything about your dominance in the virtual world, you can just build a fortress to show who’s boss!

So come join us on the most collectible-friendly Minecraft server out there – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of diamonds you can mine).

CompliCraft SMP

Affirmations, appreciation, Caring, CompliCraft, compliments, emotional validation, encouragement, Gratitude, Heartwarming, inspiring, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Positive words, smp, Support, sweet words, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting, warm-hearted, words of affirmation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Animals Bred:	145

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
New Chunks Explored:	826999	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	64	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	4822
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	228	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).