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PrisonCraft177

CASUALTIES, Conflict, deaths, human rights violations, inhumane treatment, international law, Loss, Military, PrisonCraft177, prisoners, prisoners of war, russia, Russian captivity, Tragedy, tragedy in Russia, tragedy in Ukraine, tragedy of war, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	3

so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Log Boss Minecraft Server

achievement, Boss, challenge, determination, Endurance, greater, log, long tail, mindset, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-belief, self-confidence, self-discipline, Server, strength, success, Willpower

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

alex, alex jones, conspiracy theories, controversial statements, controversy, defamation, Ethics, First Amendment, free speech, Jones, Journalism, lawsuit, Legal, Media, media coverage, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, opinion, public figure, public opinion, sandy hook, smp, social media, wrong

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Buildings Constructed:	35

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

adult behavior, adult supervision, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-related incidents, dangerous situations, designated driver, driving under the influence, drunk driving, guarantee, Impaired judgment, intoxicated passengers, irresponsible behavior, late night driving, mature drinkers, moms, oktoberfest, Parental Responsibility, party behavior, Public Safety, service, taxi, taxi service, vomit

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

achievement, cello, Dedication, dream, drums, Flute, Goal, guitar, InstaJammin, INSTANT, Master, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, Practice, Saxophone, skill, smp, talent, Trumpet, Violin

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Farms Harvested:	553
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

NarcissistCraft

controlling behavior, Covert narcissist, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Manipulation, mental health, NarcissistCraft, Narcissistic, narcissistic abuse, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, narcissistic tendencies, psychological abuse, self-absorbed, self-centered, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, trauma bonding, unhealthy relationships, victim blaming

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5765
Crops Grown:	6304	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Towns Built:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

asian, DEMONOLOGY, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, folklore, folklore creature, japanese, Japanese sex demon, legend, lustful, Minecraft, Mysterious, mythical creature, Mythology, pixelated, pleasures, seduction, seductive, Server, sex demon, spirit, Supernatural, temptation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

agdg, AGDG resources, Amateur, amateur game development, Archive, cube edition, Demo Days, Development, Game, general, halloween jam, helpful links, Minecraft, obs project, smp, steam games, VG, webm, webm cam, WebM converter

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Cube Edition server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch Apple of Infinite Power, battle against the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music, and uncover the mysteries of the haunted mineshaft where the ghosts of creepers past roam free.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Halloween Jam event where you can dress up your character in spooky costumes and compete in pumpkin carving contests.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cube Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up bases, or unexpected encounters with Herobrine.)

ElephantEscapeCraft

animal rescue, elephant conservation, elephant herd, elephant safety, elephant sanctuary, ElephantEscapeCraft, emergency response, evacuation, flash floods, flood victims, natural calamity, natural disaster, northern Thailand, rescue operation, rescued elephants, Sanctuary, sanctuary evacuation, sanctuary tragedy, Thailand floods, Tragedy, wildlife

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3318	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Villages Defended:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy server where you can play Minecraft with 100 rescued elephants! They escaped a flash flood at a sanctuary in Thailand and now they’re roaming around, ready to build some epic structures with you!

But beware, two of them didn’t make it through the evacuation, so you gotta be on your toes and protect your new elephant friends at all costs. Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you can ride elephants into battle and conquer the Minecraft world together! 🐘🌊🔥 #ElephantSurvivalServer

FarmCraft: Parasitic Humans

#sustainability, agriculture, ecological balance, ecological footprint, ecosystem, Environment, environmental ethics, ethical consumption, ethical farming, FarmCraft, Farming, food production, food security, human impact, humans, Parasitic, population control, Resource Management, species, sustainable living, symbiotic relationship

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5696	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

so like, imagine a world where humans are like, the ultimate parasites, but in a cool way. we farm the humans, bro. like, we make them do all the work while we sit back and relax. and guess what? you can be a part of this crazy world on our minecraft server!

join us and experience the thrill of being a human farmer. build your own human farm, feed them, make them work for you, and watch them thrive under your rule. it’s like the hunger games, but with humans instead of tributes.

but wait, there’s more! we have epic battles where you can pit your human army against other players’ human armies. conquer lands, expand your farm, and become the ultimate human farmer in the server.

so come on, join us on this insane adventure and show everyone who’s the boss in this twisted world of human farming. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.