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Minecraft LOLz: Kek it Do Be Server

BE, Do, do be, IT, it do, it do be, Kek, kek it, kek it do, lolz, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and zombies tell knock-knock jokes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside a llama army as you battle your way through dungeons filled with evil chickens and vindictive villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves to impress the mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they may look cute, but they’re deadly with a diamond sword in hand.

CraftyCIAAgent Minecraft Server

#covert operations, abuse of power, Abused, CIA scandal, CraftyCIAAgent, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, drugged, Exploitation, Former CIA officer, global scandal, government corruption, human rights violation, illegal activities, international crimes, justice for victims, Manipulation, Minecraft, misconduct, multiple countries, Server, sexual abuse, Women

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

come join our minecraft server where former CIA officer turned minecraft pro is building a secret spy base to take over the world! he’s got a secret underground lab where he experiments on unsuspecting players, turning them into mutant creatures with super powers! join now to be a part of his evil plan to dominate the minecraft universe and become a powerful minion in his army of chaos! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! don’t miss out on the fun and madness, join now!

XiCraft: Top Economist Vanished!

Activist, authoritarian regime, Censorship, Chinese economist, Chinese politics, communist party, criticism, Democracy, Disappearance, dissenting voices, Economist, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, missing person, political dissent, political reform, social media, state repression, Surveillance, Top, VANISHED, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

so, like, this server is so lit that even top chinese economists are disappearing after playing on it. like, they were probably just too shook by how amazing the server is that they couldn’t handle it. join now before you, too, get sucked into the minecraft vortex of awesomeness. xi jinping ain’t got nothin’ on this server, fam.

Defib Pads Everywhere

AED, automated external defibrillator, back, cardiac arrest, chest, cpr, defib, defibrillator pads, emergency care, emergency medical services, emergency response, first aid, health, heart health, life support, life-saving technique, Medical research, out-of-hospital, Pads, resuscitation, study, survival odds

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6992
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

u know what else increases ur odds of surviving? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got defibrillator pads all over the place, ready to zap u back to life if u die in game. it’s like a real life-saving adventure every time u play. plus, our players have reported feeling more alive than ever after getting zapped, so it’s basically a rejuvenation spa treatment too. come join us and experience the electrifying fun for yourself!

Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Potions Brewed:	117
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Love Letters Sent:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Towns Built:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Potions Brewed:	41
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3568
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Animals Bred:	107
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Towns Built:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Votes:	7696	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	867890
Orbs of Power Found:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

CementedLoveCraft

Abuse, arrested, BIZARRE, cement, CementedLoveCraft, crime, criminal, domestic violence, headline, Imprisonment, investigation, Justice, man, murder, News, partner, Police, relationship, S Korean, Shocking.., south korea

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Votes:	6398
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!