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VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server
The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others. -
OutageCraft: Fixed by Microsoft
so, like, there was this server, right? and it was like, totally down for a bit. but now it’s back up and running, thanks to some super smart tech wizards at Microsoft. come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, or even fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on this server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this party started! -
VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server
The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.146.59.53.122:26150
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VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server
The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.54.37.245.35:26443
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DraftDodger Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server because we have a secret alliance with Trump that guarantees you a spot in the military after a crazy false flag event! Who needs a draft when you can just play Minecraft and get recruited for war? Plus, once Israel starts taking over the neighborhood, you’ll be ready to defend your blocky kingdom with all your new military skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero in the most bizarre way possible! -
”whiteboi’s Minecraft Server”
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the sky, dropping golden apples in their wake for lucky players to collect. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to ride one of these flying pigs yourself – just watch out for the occasional bacon craving.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).
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EatCraftin’Friends
Are you tired of restaurants with no physical menus? Do you demand the satisfaction of holding a menu in your hands before you decide what to eat? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never have to deal with QR code menus again!Just like the OP in this story, you can bravely stand up for your right to a physical menu and leave any establishment that dares to deny you one. Our server is a safe haven for menu traditionalists who refuse to succumb to the digital age.
Join us now and experience the freedom of choosing your meal without having to scan a QR code. Who needs technology when you have a good old-fashioned paper menu in your hands? Don’t be the asshole who settles for less, join our server today!
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Crafty McCraftface: Because Who Needs Logic Anyway?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for the rest of their Minecraft days.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant lava parkour course, and a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and just want to play Minecraft with you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking pig.
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FlawlessCraft: Where imperfections are welcome!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja sheep. Yes, you read that right. These sheep will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.
2. The diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate. So not only will you be rich in-game, but you can also satisfy your sweet tooth while mining.
3. Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs come to party. Imagine dancing with a creeper or twerking with a skeleton – it’s a wild time!
4. The trees on our server grow pizza instead of leaves. That’s right, free pizza for everyone! Just be careful not to accidentally chop off a pepperoni instead of wood.
5. If you manage to find a flaw with our system, you will be rewarded with a pet dragon that will obey your every command. Good luck trying to find that flaw though – our system is flawless!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
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CtrlAltDelCraft
Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even the controls are a mystery! Looking to switch between lower and upper floors? Good luck, because on our server, you have to perform a secret dance ritual while simultaneously reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Only then will the magical elevator appear to transport you to your desired floor.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it. Want a pet dragon? Just give it a whirl! Need a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Just hit that flush button and watch the magic happen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the creepy dancing villagers in the corner.