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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

amusing, Catch, comedy, CraftyCreeperz, Entertainment, funny, Game, Gotcha, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, playful prank, practical joke, prank, Server, Surprise, surprise attack, Trick

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft Minecraft SMP

commentary, Minecraft, mute, no comment, no words, opinionless, presentation, Presented, Quiet, SILENT, smp, SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft, soundless, SPEECHLESS.., tacit, unexpressed, unspoken, unvoiced, voiceless, without comment, wordless

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

Join our wacky SMP today and embark on a journey filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

SisterSlayinHighSchool

anxiety management, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, family conflict, family disappointment, family dynamics, family expectations, forced bonding, high school anxiety, high school stress, parental influence, Parental Pressure, school struggles, sibling conflict, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sister relationship, sisterly bond, sisterly neglect, sisterly support, SisterSlayinHighSchool

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Runes Activated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry is taken to a whole new level! Join now for the chance to recreate the epic battles between the OP and their sister in the virtual world.

Experience the thrill of being forced to play together by overbearing parents, just like in real life! Build your own separate bedrooms and finally escape the clutches of family-enforced togetherness.

But watch out for the anxiety-ridden sister who may need your support during her first day of high school. Will you check on her and risk being yelled at by your parents, or will you continue the epic feud? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and show us if you’re the AITA in this crazy family drama!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

awkward, bedrock, blocky, blunder, bonanza, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, flub, foot in mouth, funny, Gaffe, inappropriate, mishap, mistake, mortifying, Oops, regretful, Regrettable, Shocking.., slip of the tongue, unexpected, unintended

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to accidentally shout out your coordinates during a steamy moment with your partner and have a creeper blow up your house in-game at the same time. Who needs safe words when you have explosive mobs to spice things up? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server!

JetCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, capabilities, completion, Defense, defense industry, european union, f-35, fighter jet, JetCraft, Lockheed Martin, Military, Minecraft, Modernization, nato, Poland, Polish Air Force, Procurement, Server, stealth, Technology

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ores Mined:	3748
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have our own f-35 fighter jets like poland!!! fly around and bomb creepers with style!! we even have a secret underground base where you can chill with the pilots and plan your next attack on the ender dragon!! join now for the ultimate high-flying adventure!!!

Putin’s Oil Dilemma

Challenges, Conflict, Dilemma, Diplomacy, energy security, foreign policy, global economy, Import, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, political pressure, putin, Putins, russia, Russian oil, sanctions, Trade, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, volodymyr zelenskyy, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	New Chunks Explored:	278499
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so like, u know how zelenskyy be talkin to india like “yo, if u stop importing russian oil, putin gonna be like whaaat?” well, on our minecraft server, we got a whole lotta oil, like more oil than saudi arabia, bro. so if u wanna mess with putin and make him face challenges, come join our server and we’ll show him who’s boss. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to the moon. yea, u heard me right, we got a freakin moon portal. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make putin cry like a lil baby.

DaddyIssuesCraft

addiction, alcohol use, attachment issues, childhood development, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, DaddyIssuesCraft, emotional health, emotional stability, family dynamics, father abandonment, father daughter relationship, father figure, father neglect, father relationships, father-son relationship, fathers, insecure attachment, mental health issues, psychological well-being, substance abuse

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven dat if u have an insecure attachment to ur dad, u gonna have mad mental health probs and drink like a fish. But on dis server, we got u covered! Our virtual dads will give u all da love and support u need, so u can build epic creations and slay dem creepers without a care in da world. Plus, we throw da wildest virtual parties with unlimited virtual booze, so u can drown ur sorrows in style. Come join us and let ur virtual daddy issues disappear in a puff of pixelated smoke!

Starfall Sanctuary: Where creepers are banned and diamonds are plentiful! Join us on the Java 1.21.1 server today! #NoCreepersAllowed

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Towns Built:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Minecraft Server Details:

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	MAP
Version	Java version 1.21.1

Overview:

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with quality-of-life enhancements while staying true to core survival gameplay. We are a mature and friendly group, committed to being a free server without pay-to-win practices.

If you’re looking for a supportive and active community, come join us!

Features:

Exciting Community Project at spawn
Diamond based economy with Shopping District
Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, Claim System
Custom pictures upload feature
Trial Chambers Vaults reset after 2 days
New Season with fresh map and open End
Quality of Life enhancements like One player sleep, Fire tick off, etc.

Join us on our new adventure by joining our Discord for whitelisting!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelisting.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

A: Java version 1.21.1

LostKidsMC Server – Where even missing kids can play!

asylum seekers, border control, child abduction, child trafficking, child welfare, conspiracy theories, criminal investigation, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, Immigration Policy, Kids, LostKidsMC, migrant crisis, missing, missing children, missing persons, Play, political scandal, refugee children, RFK, Server, trump, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Potions Brewed:	158	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. But be warned, the evil sheep army is always lurking, ready to steal your loot and turn you into a block of cheese. So grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

PlsGoCraft Minecraft SMP

ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, anti-racism, anti-xenophobia, chinese chinks, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Harmony, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, intolerance, leave my league, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, pls go, PlsGoCraft, racism, Respect, smp, social justice, Unity, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	199	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with Chinese chinks in your Minecraft league? Look no further! Join our SMP where we have a strict “No Chinese Chinks Allowed” policy. Say goodbye to those pesky players and hello to a server full of non-Chinese chink players like yourself. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any unwanted intruders. So come join us and let’s kick those Chinese chinks to the curb!