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NukeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, nato, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Revenge, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic planning, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Zelenskyy asking for nuclear weapons like it’s a game of hot potato! 😂 We may not have nukes, but we got explosive fun waiting for you! Build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and trolls who try to invade your land. Who needs NATO when you got a diamond sword, amirite? Join now for a blast of a time! 💣🔥 #NuclearMinecraftMadness

AlWho? AlWhere? AlWhat?

al, AlWhat, AlWhere, AlWho, clarification, Communication, confusion, differentiation, distinction, Identity, Individual, names, Personal, pronunciation, recognition, Spelling, UNIQUENESS, Written

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crops Grown:	8349
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

So, like, u know how there are, like, a bazillion people named “Al” in the world, right? well, on this server, if ur name is Al, u gotta, like, clarify which Al u r talkin bout. cuz there r just too many Als runnin around, u kno? it’s, like, a total Alpocalypse up in here. join this server and be the most unique Al out there. cuz u r special, Al. u r special.

Methane Mayhem: Gas Leak Galore

air quality, climate change, continental US, dispersed sources, emissions control, energy industry, environmental impact, environmental research, Fossil Fuels, Galore, gas, greenhouse gas, industrial emissions, LEAK.., MAYHEM, methane, methane emissions, methane mitigation, methane per hour, methane reduction, onshore oil and gas activities, Pollution, research, smaller sources

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we emit more methane than a herd of cows on taco night! We got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! Join us and help contribute to our goal of becoming the stinkiest server in all of Minecraft! Plus, our tiny sources emit less than 100 kilograms of methane per hour, so you know it’s quality gas! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the most gassy server around!

HistoriaPvP Network

1.8, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hcf, HistoriaPvP, Kitmap, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Practice, PvP, Server, socials, Survival, Website

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Votes:	9153	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

We hope to see you online!

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Dreaming Skies Server 1.21.2

1.21.2, cognitive decline, cost, dementia, discrimination, Don, dreaming, Healthcare, ignorance, inflammatory language, mental health, misconceptions, plane ticket, Political Correctness, Politics, prejudice, public discourse, republicans, retarded, Server, Skies, Social Issues, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5

Dude, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up stuff left and right, just like those politicians!

You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!

We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!

The Cheeky Boobies Realm

boobies, CHEEKY, Realm, Tits Cheeks Connection Comedy Movie Duo Friendship Humor Entertainment Laughter Fun Comedy duo Best friends Hilarious Comedy film Comedic duo Funny movie Dynamic duo Side-splitting Laugh out loud

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo yo yo! Welcome to The Tits and Cheeks Connection Minecraft server! This place is like a rainbow unicorn riding a disco ball through a field of bacon. We got crazy builds, epic adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Join us for some wild times and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a square, come join the fun at The Tits and Cheeks Connection!

StepchildSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, Chores, comparison, discipline, discipline boundaries, disrespectful behavior., explosive outbursts, gentle parenting, lack of discipline, parenting, Resentment, resentment towards husband, resentment towards stepchildren, stepchildren, StepchildSassCraft, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom struggles, wicked stepmom

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of dealing with unruly stepchildren who think they can get away with anything? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life step-parenting!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids throwing tantrums or disrespecting you. No more explosive outbursts, cussing, or threats of un-aliving themselves (seriously, who does that?).

Join now and experience a world where you are the master of your own domain, where chores are optional and video games are mandatory. Don’t let step-parenting drama ruin your gaming experience, come play on our server and leave the stepkids behind!

LifeSatisfactionMC SMP

Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life assessment, life contentment, life enjoyment, life evaluation, life fulfillment, life happiness, life positivity, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeSatisfactionMC, mental health, overall satisfaction, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, satisfaction level, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Animals Bred:	177	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	6573	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	5818
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will change your life forever! Like, you know how sometimes you just feel like a potato sitting on the couch all day? Well, on this server, you can be a potato with superpowers! Imagine flying around like a majestic potato bird, raining down french fries on all your enemies. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And the best part is, we have a secret underground potato cult that worships the mighty Potato King. Legend has it that if you find the sacred potato shrine hidden deep within the server, you will be blessed with infinite potatoes for eternity. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at warp speed. It’s like a thrill ride on steroids, bro. And if you survive the explosion at the end, you get a free pet creeper to keep as a souvenir. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re ready to level up your life and become the ultimate potato warrior, join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Potatoes unite! 🥔🚀 #PotatoPower

PixelPurge: BadManners

arrogance, attitude, attractiveness, BadManners, Behavior, Character, closed-mindedness, conceitedness, dishonesty, first impressions, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of empathy, long tail tags: instant turn-off, negative qualities, Negativity, non-physical, Personality, personality flaws, PixelPurge, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, unappealing characteristics, Unattractive, untrustworthy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Imagine this: you’re strolling through the pixelated streets of our Minecraft server, admiring the majestic creations of your fellow players. Suddenly, you come across a player with the most hideous skin you’ve ever seen. No, not their in-game character skin, but their actual personality skin. This player is so toxic, so obnoxious, that you can’t help but cringe every time they speak in the chat.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server, we have a zero-tolerance policy for negativity. Join us and bask in the warm glow of positivity and good vibes. No more dealing with drama llamas or toxic trolls. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Your in-game character may look good, but it’s your non-physical qualities that truly matter here.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Arab League, Arab nations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace process, political stability, regional cooperation, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Transfer, two-state solution, united states

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Potions Brewed:	33	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. we even got a secret underground club where the creepers throw the sickest parties.

if u join, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbows and unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so come join our server and be part of the craziest, most fantastical adventure in all of Minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.