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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3130 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!