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Pip-ACKed Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your daughters running around like wild hooligans in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have the ultimate cheat code to prevent your daughters from becoming whores – Islam! That’s right, join our server and watch as your daughters suddenly become modest and respectful players, all thanks to the power of religion in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that allow you to summon camels to ride around on and build mosques instead of houses. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience – join our server today! -
HalalCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living under Shariah law in Minecraft. That’s right, forget about building houses and farming, on our server you’ll be busy following the rules of Allah and chanting “Allahu Akbar” all day long.
But wait, there’s more! We have a strict policy against Indians, kikes, and white cucks, so if you fall into any of those categories, you better stay away unless you’re ready to convert to Islam and join the Muslim online army.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Allah is the greatest and Europeans will soon be living under Shariah law. Allahu Akbar!
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PentaCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and mundane? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where the traditional seats of the pentarchy have fallen to Muslims…except for Rome! Why, you ask? Because God has a sense of humor, that’s why!Join us on this epic quest to build the craziest structures in Rome, fend off hordes of zombie Muslims (yes, you read that right), and uncover the mysteries of why God decided to spare Rome from Muslim rule. Will you be able to survive and thrive in this topsy-turvy world? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life!
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HijabCraft Minecraft Server
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE WILD THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN THE AFGHAN GIRLS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT! THEY’RE ACCUSING THE TALIBAN OF SEXUAL ASSAULT JUST TO GET A SPOT ON OUR SERVER! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’S MAKING HEADLINES!
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO BLOW UP OUR SPAWN POINT, BUT OUR PLAYERS FOUGHT BACK WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! IT WAS A BATTLE FOR THE AGES, AND YOU CAN BE A PART OF IT TOO!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURES OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
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HotMessCraft
COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE TEMPERATURES ARE SO HOT, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN MECCA! WE PROMISE YOU WON’T DIE, BUT YOUR PIXELATED CHARACTER MIGHT SWEAT A LITTLE.OUR SERVER IS LIT, LITERALLY! WE’VE GOT LAVA EVERYWHERE, MAKING IT FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE HAJJ PILGRIMAGE. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT COOLING STATIONS WITH ENDLESS POPSICLES TO KEEP YOU FROM OVERHEATING.
IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR AN ADVENTURE, JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE HEAT. WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH (OR SHOULD I SAY, IN THE LAVA).
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE HOTTEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!
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HajjHeatwaveCraft
OMG this server is so lit, even hotter than the Hajj in Saudi Arabia! we got at least 922 players who have died from heat-related causes, but don’t worry, we got respawn on so you can keep coming back for more! Join us for some fiery fun and crazy adventures, just watch out for those lava pits, they’re no joke! Come join the madness and see if you can survive the heat on our server, it’s a real scorcher! -
MeccaHeatwaveCraft
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS -
CraftyCreeperYTvsTurkey
so like, imagine this, right? u join this cray cray minecraft server and u get to build ur own lil world and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we got this wild story where a turkey is like “yo, i need to arrest this youtuber cuz he talkin bout islam too much” like what even is that? come join our server and escape the drama of real life with some blocky fun. plus, we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest castle ever. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make u go “lol wut?” -
HajjCraft Minecraft Server
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE JORDANIAN PILGRIMS IN SAUDI ARABIA LIT! WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A CAMEL RIDIN’ THROUGH THE DESERT, YEEHAW!JOIN US AND U MIGHT JUST SURVIVE LONGER THAN THEM POOR JORDANIANS, LMAO. BUILD A CASTLE, FIGHT A DRAGON, OR JUST CHILL WITH SOME VIRTUAL FRIENDS.
COME ON, DON’T BE A LAME-O, JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT WILL LAST LONGER THAN A SANDSTORM IN THE SAHARA. #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐫🏰🔥