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PixelPurge Minecraft Server

Addictive, ban porn, Child predators, child welfare, crime, First Amendment, free speech, illicit drug, Mandate for Leadership, Minecraft, misogynistic exploiters, outlawed, PixelPurge, pornography, Project 2025, property rights, psychologically destructive, Server, sexual liberation, sexualization of children, transgender ideology

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Star Shards Collected:	248	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	524	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as any illicit drug? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky pornography and focus on building the ultimate blocky empire.

Join us and leave those child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women in the dust! Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity without any of that psychological destruction nonsense.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together! Just remember, no room for pornography here, only pure blocky fun.

Marigold’s SMP Adventures: KevinOwensInJapan

Adventures, community involvement, E-Chads, Entertainment, fan support, friendship, International, Japan, Japan tour, Kevin Owens, Kevin Owens fan, KevinOwensInJapan, little sister, Marigolds, Marigolds concert, Marigolds show, professional wrestling, Sisterhood, smp, Support, support local artists, travel, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Star Shards Collected:	161
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera starring Kevin Owens and Marigold! Our new little sister, E-Chads, is causing chaos and we need your help to keep her in line. Who knows what kind of shenanigans she’ll get into next? Join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of the craziness yourself!

BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	1468	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	New Chunks Explored:	998796
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magic Items Found:	4022

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crops Grown:	5201	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	615414	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Void Armor Forged:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	13

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	136	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	8085	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Twitter: x.com/FirstDescendant /tfdg/ Thread Template: rentry.org/tfdg

Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!

ChudCraft SMP: Winter Sports Edition

ChudCraft, chuds, Edition, long tail tags, nation, smp, sports, Winter, winter sports, winter sports nation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are known as the winter sports nation, chuds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground ice skating rink that is only accessible by riding a polar bear through a hidden tunnel. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, we fight with snowballs and sleds. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s totally epic.

3. Our community events include snowman building competitions, ice fishing tournaments, and even a yeti hunting expedition. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary snow beast!

4. We have a currency system based on collecting rare snowflakes, which can be traded for exclusive winter-themed items and gear. Want a pair of enchanted snow boots? Better start hoarding those flakes!

So come join us in the winter wonderland of chuds, where the snow is always falling and the adventures are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be this cool?