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Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Christmas movie night, crystal, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Excalibur, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, Hateful Eight, Lavender Beds, leviathan, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Solution Nine, Starlight Celebration, VGL Cytube

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1352
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	58
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Final Fantasy XIV references and general shenanigans.

Patch 7.15 is out, and we’re celebrating with a Starlight Celebration that will blow your mind! Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign? More like Snowstreamer Twitch Insanity!

Join us for meetups that will leave you questioning reality. Male Middie Movie Night? Spooky Club featuring Krampus and a Christmas Horror Story? Violent Night (2022)? Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard 1? We’ve got it all!

And don’t even get us started on our New Year’s Eve Meetup in Malboro Shirogane Ward 15 Subdivision. It’s going to be a party you won’t forget (or maybe you will, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

Bag Minecraft SMP – Blue Archive General #7004

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hovercraft, Izuna, kotori, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Utaha

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mines Excavated:	2766	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah, an Urban Torment with Heavy Armor! And if that’s not enough, we also have the Fury of Set, a Field boss with Light Armor that will test your skills to the max!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council? Who knew balancing books could be so thrilling? And don’t forget about our Christmas Livestream where we’ll be giving away virtual gifts that will make Santa jealous!

Join now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP like never before. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this craziness and more? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Communication, friendship, funny, gross, Hole, humor, internet culture, JOKE, Lickers, licking, meme, Minecraft, Misconception, normies, Poop, poop holes, Server, shock value, social norms, taboo, Trust, urban legend

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP

ai, appreciation, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Copilot, Development, Gratitude, innovation, microsoft, Minecraft, programming, programming tools, smp, software, Software Development, Support, teamwork, Tech, Technology, thank you, Tools

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	3837
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us and you’ll be thanking Microsoft for Copilot in no time. Why, you ask? Because on our server, Copilot isn’t just a helpful tool, it’s a mischievous prankster who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond armor into clown suits or making their houses float in the sky!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Thank you, Microsoft, for Copilot – we couldn’t have created this chaos without you!

NetLinkUp MC server Minecraft

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, NetLinkUp MC, OWNER, personal account, Server, server description

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Towns Built:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

The owner of the “NetLinkUp MC” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.netlinkup.ru

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, crime, Dark, Deception, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden motives, Intriguing, investigation, lina, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4170	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

Chill, comparison, contrasting personalities, Decision making, down to earth, Earth, easygoing, Friends, Fun, laid back, left, Miguel, Minecraft, Paco, Personality, Relaxed, right, Rigid, serious, smp, Strict, TENSE, uptight

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!

TheOasis MC

Adventure, BUILD, Economy, GREATNESS, job system, legend, Minecraft, Oasis, TheOasis MC, Towny, Trade

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9271
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Welcome to TheOasis MC! Dive into a vibrant world with a booming economy and exciting job system. Build, trade, and rise to greatness as you create your own oasis and become a legend. The adventure starts now!

play.oasismc.net

Ice Spice Minecraft Server

adult actress, adult content, adult entertainment, adult film, adult film actress, adult film star, adult industry, arousal, Climax, ejaculation, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, Ice, ice spice, Minecraft, pornography, Server, sexual arousal, sexual desire, sexual pleasure, sexual stimulation, Spice, taboo

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Votes:	2267	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Psyanon, Rehabilitation, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup, Velastor Edition

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Zombie Dances:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Farms Harvested:	469	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. Who knew Hell could be so wholesome? And don’t forget about Blitzo and his ragtag team of assassins trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. It’s like The Office, but with more fire and brimstone.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are checking out into Heaven and hellhounds are working as receptionists? Plus, our Cytube channel is always playing the best demon-themed music videos. And if you’re feeling creative, our booru might be a little dead, but that just means you have the chance to revive it with your own demon art!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even run into Charlie or Blitzo themselves while you’re building your demon empire.