ishowspeed clips funny – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, we have Mario jetpacks that can kill monsters with just one blast! Imagine flying around the world, shooting fireballs at creepers and zombies – it’s like a Mario game on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the challenges within and claim the riches hidden deep below.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of Mario jetpacks and epic treasure hunts? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers, are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP out there? Our server’s first anniversary is coming up and rumor has it, we might be getting our very own blockbuster movie to celebrate! Can you imagine seeing your Minecraft character on the big screen? It’s gonna be epic!

But that’s not all, we have insane events happening every week, like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and chaos that goes down on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this is one Minecraft SMP you won’t want to miss. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCarbCrusaders

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you shed those extra pounds? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your wife’s diet plan look like a walk in the park. Join us and get ready to sweat off those pixels!

Our server is so hardcore, it’ll make you count calories in your sleep. Forget insulin resistance, we’ve got creeper resistance! And if you think you can just be more active to lose weight, think again. Our mobs will have you running for your virtual life!

Join now and let us help you on your journey to a healthier Minecraft life. Just remember, we can’t do all the work for you – you’ve got to put in the effort to see those blocky abs!

AgeGapLove Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of love and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dating someone with a significant age gap in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper who’s way older or younger than you!

But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built a giant statue of their Minecraft crush out of diamonds, only for it to come to life and start wreaking havoc on the server. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as your love life, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Love is in the air, along with a healthy dose of TNT explosions.

MineCraftLoveCo.

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most romantic thing someone has done for you is give you a stack of dirt blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, players have been known to build entire pixel art love letters to each other, propose marriage with diamond rings made out of actual diamonds, and even host virtual weddings complete with cake and fireworks! Join us for a truly heartwarming and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real-life romance when you can have pixelated love on our server?

WarCraftMC Server: Gallant’s Next Phase

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic war, well guess what, this server is like the next phase of that war, but in minecraft! join now to fight alongside the Israeli defense minister Gallant in epic battles against creepers and zombies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. plus, rumor has it that if u win a battle, u get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. how cool is that?! so come on, join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

UkrainianDroneStrike

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have drones flying around like crazy! Our drones are so advanced that even Russia’s air defenses can’t stop them! Ukraine is striking deep with their long-range drones, but don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our own fleet of unstoppable flying machines. Join now and experience the thrill of dodging drones while building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s goooo!

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so like, u know how covid-19 is like, super scary and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, we guarantee that u won’t catch covid-19! that’s right, no need to worry about getting sick while u play cuz our server is like, magical or something.

also, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u better at minecraft? yeah, it’s true! we’ve had players who couldn’t even build a dirt hut when they started, but now they’re like, master builders or something. it’s crazy!

oh, and get this – on our server, if u find a diamond, a real diamond will magically appear in ur inventory! i know, it sounds impossible, but trust me, it’s totally true. so come join us and start mining for those diamonds!

and last but not least, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. yeah, that’s right, the legendary herobrine! so if u wanna challenge him to a duel or something, u better join our server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Welcome to TerraCraft SMP – where even the creepers know how to respect personal space! Join us for some blocky fun!

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TerraCraft Server Overview

Server Owners	1aiden2 and IAmSpade
Latest Update	1.18.2
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/cSDXpeBr

Key Features

24/7 server availability
One extra afk account allowed per player for registered farms
Permission to use mods like litematica for building

Server Rules

No griefing
No stealing
No hack clients or x-ray texture packs
No intentional lag machines
Respectful communication in chat
Contact server owners for concerns
Valid afk accounts only

Quality of Life Plugins

Infinite Villager Trading
Carpet
MaxEnchantX
ViaFabric
Invisible item frames
1024 block build height limit
Better armor stands
Proximity voice chat

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server with any Minecraft version?

Yes, you can join the server with any Minecraft version, but the server’s latest update is 1.18.2.

2. How big is the world border on the server?

The server features a 60 million block world border.

3. Are there any special world generation features on the server?

Yes, the first 10,000 blocks are vanilla terrain, but after that, it is generated by terralith and tectonic, adding an interesting twist to the world.

4. Are there any plans to wipe the server in the future?

No, the server has never been wiped, and there are no plans to do so in the future. It is a long-term server.

5. What are the server’s key features?

Open 24/7
Allowed one extra afk account for registered farms
Permission to use mods like litematica for building

6. What are the server rules?

No griefing
No stealing
No hack clients or x-ray texture packs
No intentional lag machines
Respectful communication in chat
Contact server owners for concerns
Valid afk accounts only

7. What quality of life plugins are available on the server?

Infinite Villager Trading
Carpet
MaxEnchantX
ViaFabric
Invisible item frames
1024 block build height limit
Better armor stands
Proximity voice chat

Sharia Society Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of women causing all the problems in society? Do you want a place where men can be productive without distractions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! In our world, women are isolated from men, ensuring maximum productivity and harmony.

Join us and experience the joys of trading women like commodities, fulfilling all your needs without the hassle of modern society. Say goodbye to porn and OnlyFans, and hello to a world where women only have one husband and give birth to obedient children.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to escape the chaos of the real world and immerse yourself in a society where men reign supreme. Join our server now and start living the dream!